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heading to the greeters

Postby dfx » 8 years ago

Hi !

I'm looking for pictures or whatelse about the panels at the BM entry. For example: "BM was better last year"

Where do u think i could find that ?

Thanks a lot.


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Postby dfx » 8 years ago

found !!!

2007 Signs


To the Vacant Heart

Of the Wild West.

Feeling jaded about

Burning Man

Was better

Last year.

For fun,

Music, interviews,

Traffic reports

And emergency info,

Tune in to

BMIR 94.5 FM

Dear Burning Man Directors,

I go out on


Every Labor Day

Out to the

Black Rock Desert

Where fringy

Cultures play.

Last year

Was much better,

My first year

Was the best!

Golly jeepers,

Next year

Is a mess!

Hey, Burning Man Directors,

Please turn back

The clock.

I need to get the rush

Of my first time

At Black Rock!

There are too

Many people,

And there’s too

Much to see.

Please keep it all

The same

Just for me!

Me neighbors all

Ride dirt bikes,

Each one has a drum.

They dance the


To usher up the sun.

Their flares and

Bottle rockets

Just burned up my car!

I can’t find my camera

And guitar!

Hey, Burning Man Directors,

I’m ready to weep

I partied until dawn

But now I cannot

Get to sleep!

The colors have

All faded,

And the chai has

Just been spent.

It’s a hundred

Ten degrees

Inside my tent!

(in his tent,

in his tent,

he is baking

in his tent!)

The problem is

With yahoos!

The problem is

With cars!

The problem is

With locals

All bored with

Local bars!

The problem is

With fratboys

Who only come

To see!

All I know for sure:

The problem

Isn’t me!

Hey, Burning Man Directors,

Please listen to me

I can’t volunteer but

My suggestions are free

I want some improvements,

So get on it

Really fast!

Everyone I speak to

Says that this year

Is the last!

It’s the last,

It’s the last,

It’s the ever-loving


We’ll burn him

On a weekday!

We’ll move it

By a month!

We’ll publish

False directions

And get there

On a hunch!

We’ll keep the burn

A secret

And only invite us!

All those other people

Cause the fuss!

(It’s the fuss,

it’s the fuss,

it’s a never-ending


Hey, Burning Man Directors,

We just want to

Have some fun

But only with your friends,

Not just with anyone!

But someone has to work

Who knows just what to do…

Hey, Burning Man Directors…

- Max

Speed Limit 10 MPH

If you were green,

You would have

Walked here.


Can a public cry

For peace

Give a billboard

A bad time?

Can a mile

Of smoking cars

Make a clear

Mind a crime?

Is this our old

River here?

Is this our

Common air?

If we scream in the

Pixilated fog

Will we lose what we

Remembered there?

Did the city on

The hill explode?

Take your seat

For the sunniest day.

Life itself is

Watching us now

As we forget

What to say
- Reverend Billy

IF you see a

Dust plume,

In your rear

View mirror,

You are going

Too fast.

Speed Limit 10 MPH

“Everything in Nature

contains all the

powers of Nature.

Everything is made

Of one hidden stuffâ€

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Postby Teo del Fuego » 8 years ago

hmmm, so someone in BMorg is reading our posts on ePlaya after all.. :wink:

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Postby ragabashpup » 8 years ago

So who writes those signs anyway. i really enjoyed reading them in 06 it was the only thing that kept me going after 23 hours of driving. well that and the red bull.

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Postby oneeyeddick » 8 years ago

I am usually driving too fast to read those signs anyhow.

I had no idea they contained prophecy.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Postby Ugly Dougly » 8 years ago


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Postby BitterDan » 8 years ago

I am usually driving too fast to read those signs anyhow.

I cant see the signs because dick is driving too fast. :roll:
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Postby brickmaster » 8 years ago

[quote]We’ll burn him

On a weekday! [/quote]

So BMorg can see into the future!!!!!!

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Postby gyre » 8 years ago

I know who ended up with that sign.
Interesting to see it after the event.

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