Solo Brothers Taking Interviews to Join Your Camp!

[JayBobBoy]

Are you a camp that inflated your population to improve your chances or to get a better placement closer to the Esplenade? Did you end up with more space that you could possibly use and are struggling to make good use of it?

I've got just the solution for you! My brother and I will come set up my trailer and shade structure to make it look like you really needed it all and so you get it back again next year! We are solo campers who have been doing it this way for years and for some reason BM has determined we are not worthy. After all the begging for campers to join the various camps, I figured I would flip this shit around.

No, we're not going to pay huge camp fees. No, we're not going to work shifts at your silly events. No, were not going to help with your infrastructure set up or take down. We don't need your meals, your accommodations, showers, or anything really. That's the beauty of this offer...We'll take up some space, we're easy going neighbors who are fully self reliant, and no drama for you to deal with AT ALL!

We'll be acccpeting applications until 12pm PST, August 5, 2019. The review process will take 3-4 days and notifications to all parties will commence therafter.

Think it over...

[Lonesomebri]

What kinda lock you got on your trailer? We may have a spot for you.

[Elderberry]

Just the kind of guys I'd want in my camp. NOT

[JayBobBoy]

My point exactly. I don't want to be part of a camp.

Especially one that would have me as a member.

[Sham]

My point exactly. I don't want to be part of a camp.

Especially one that would have me as a member.

Why not hang at the bus station and pick up strays who have no place to stay.

[Token]

This is funny!

I’d actually go with the camp paying you guys some dues for the “infrastructure” fulfillment...

[Kelsier]

I know it's not August 5th yet, but I assume with those qualifications you are already over-inundated with requests.
Maybe next year.