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Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 7:23 pm
Unicorn is the new bacon
How the heck do you fatten up a Unicorn to get good bacon?
Unicorn meat is all dark lean goodness, but bacon would be real hard.
The belly flap meat might make a grand Carne Asada - like meal but no drippings to speak of.
Do you got a secret for Unicorn Bacon?!