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Camp THREAT same old new direction

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:01 pm
by Lonesomebri
Camp THREAT 20/20
I've decided to pass the torch on and be my own man. New camp leadership, as if there ever was any, for 2020. I've learned a lot by starting and running a theme camp, and would like to pass on lessons and insight I've gained, but if I still run the camp, it would be in poor taste with all my planned shit talking.

In passing on the camp, what attributes should be pursued? What should be the motivation of the new lead? What is the core beliefs of the Burn? Vision....

1. The image of the Burn is PLUR (which was first explained to me by JustJoe), community, the 13 or 14 suggestions, love ya brother until we hit pavement on exodus. But on playa, a utopian fits-all-sizes world built on feel good $5 words. So, the camp is our community of likeminded individuals working to transform the world and ourselves thru a paradigm shift by not charging dues!!! for the air conditioned yurt and 2 daily meals prepared by a European chef, though the contribution to a better world is gonna set you back $5000 in donations. Shove that popsicle. Peace Love Unity Respect.
This was not the future I wanted for the hard earned disrespect Camp THREAT has achieved.

2. Another common angle is just run it as a cash cow, same as 1 but with fewer steps and mental gymnastics. Lease out the Camp THREAT franchise. But I'm too stupid to pull that off.

3. Pretty much continue what I was forced into doing, pass the camp to someone who can come up with a performance for the tourists and put on a show. They get placement and opportunities to attend and be a theme camp in good standing.
This is what I had settled on for continuing the camp, until I was reminded of one of my own true playa loves.

4. I had forgotten about this pure motivation, though I have praised it in the past. One of the sweetest fruits that grows and is nourished out on the playa during the Burn, are the vendettas, rivalries and fueds those of us fortunate to live a full life are able to savor in the dust.

Fuck those tourists with the loud midnight generator. Screw that attention grabbing sparkle pony. DJs, doucheways, AirBnB, BLM, uniforms... I loved that they weren't in my camp, and that I could rant about them in my kingdom of dust.

So what better transition objection than for the noble intent to just shove it in all their faces.

And it looks like that is what Camp THREAT is gonna do.

I'm stepping aside as camp lead 2020.
Long live Camp THREAT
Death to the popsicles
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Re: Camp THREAT same old new direction

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:15 pm
by Joeln
Well done Bri, your traditions live on!

Re: Camp THREAT same old new direction

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:04 pm
by Cerebus1010
the chairman is dead, long live the chairman

Re: Camp THREAT same old new direction

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:48 pm
by some seeing eye
Were waiting for the novel (soon to be a major picture) Regrets of a Reluctant Camp Mayor. I always thought ePlaya should be the top source of info for theme camp organizers and MV builders, but faceboo has commoditized that.

Re: Camp THREAT same old new direction

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 8:44 am
by The Rod
worst camp ever.

Re: Camp THREAT same old new direction

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 2:54 pm
by The Rod
oh dear. another example of why I shouldn't be posting before I've had my coffee in the morning. :coffee:

In all fairness, I can only form my judgements on the quality, and/or lack thereof, of Camp THREAT based upon rumor and repute. That being said, I'll do my damndest to make sure that THREAT lives up to and hopefully even exceeds it's wretched reputation that Bri has nurtured and lovingly tendered over the years.

Long Live Camp THREAT.
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Re: Camp THREAT same old new direction

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:56 pm
by Lonesomebri
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Re: Camp THREAT same old new direction

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 5:55 pm
by TT120
Maybe Camp Threat should be a cult. You could have Kool-Aid and and new tennis shoes. Fuck the old leader, the new guy can't be any worse. :mrgreen:

Re: Camp THREAT same old new direction

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:37 pm
by Lonesomebri
Hugs and Kisses
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Re: Camp THREAT same old new direction

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:20 pm
by The Rod
TT120 wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 5:55 pm
Fuck the old leader, the new guy can't be any worse. :mrgreen:
well I can definitely try.

Re: Camp THREAT same old new direction

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2020 12:11 pm
by Token
If you get DGS, I’ll fucking join. Gimme access to a couple tickets and vehicle pass!

First and foremost, I’m an old jaded fuck that knows the Playa from way back when we didn’t have any principles, least of all the 10 they have now and the overbite kool-aid drinkers keep adding more.

I will contribute absolutely nothing!

I will tell you all the tings you doing wrong!

I will solve every problem with a hammer!

If you’re on fire, I’ll piss on you and a few days later I’ll pick at your scabs!

Other than that I’m perfectly nice ...

I don’t need shit from anyone, no shade, no shitters, no shower, no meal plan ... just stay off my fucking lawn!

Oh, I smoke cigarettes, wear a kilt with no britches, wash and groom out in the open buck naked, pick my nose while holding polite conversation, and bring my own toilet paper - fuck the single-ply bullshit.

Re: Camp THREAT same old new direction

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2020 6:02 pm
by TT120
So, just a normal day on the ranch Token? :lol:

Re: Camp THREAT same old new direction

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:59 pm
by Token
TT120 wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 6:02 pm
So, just a normal day on the ranch Token? :lol:
Yep.

Stocking up on Tyvek suits, P100 respirators, and lots of ammunition.

I got the rest already in my Playa bins.

End days man, end days.

Re: Camp THREAT same old new direction

Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 12:19 pm
by Jackass
Long live The Garden Weasel !!

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