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shroom · Post by **shroom** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 6:23 am

If he would have said he was looking for tickets for my goddesses and I, I might have felt sympathy for him.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 7:30 am

hell, i would have GIVEN him mine if he had said

"Me and my Bitches"

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 8:42 am

Even if he'd said for my goddesses and myself, I would have cringed. I'll believe they are goddesses when they come to burning man upon a cloud of glory. Said cloud shouldn't have a vehicle pass--it's descending from the heavens, not causing traffic jams on 447.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 8:45 am

How do we know it isn't Charlie Sheen?

Ordinarily he'd have people, I guess, people who could search for him. But I have a feeling that he's short of a lot of what he had just a few years ago.

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 1:52 pm

We were traveling around Canada. We heard just about BM. So we thought we would hitchhike there. So you need to give us tickets.

What could possibly go wrong?

Also how curious all these ticket seekers have 0-minimal ePlaya participation...

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 5:10 pm

Here is another example of reverse logic -

Let me GIFT YOU the OPPORTUNITY for you to sell me your ticket.
You should thank me, someone you don't know, for relieving you of the weighty burden of having a ticket.

Thanks (not really), but no thanks (really).

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 9:07 pm

If you don't sell me a ticket, I'll strand a busload of people outside the event.

Oh, we're not using our burnerxpress tickets, so give us money and we'll give you a note, even though they are non-transferable...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 10:06 pm

malthus was right.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 10:35 pm

Burners will breed faster than available supply of vehicle passes increases?

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 7:11 am

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 7:42 am

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 10:27 am

oh my.

you are a bit of a sadist sometimes, aren't you....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 11:17 am

caveat emptor.

Ras Puddin · Post by **Ras Puddin** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 11:40 am

a "charisma coach"...

are you fucking kidding me...

seriously....if you are, that is Brilliant.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 1:17 pm

Must build granny a shrine in temple...

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 1:26 pm

...A Sign That Came From Underground
then... this earthquake hit earlier today...
Was this a sign that we should go?

No...it's a sign you should be consuming fewer pharmaceuticals. You know how it says on the label "do not operate heavy machinery"? The Internet is heavy machinery.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 2:14 pm

um, this late in the game we're gonna need to see some actual titties that arent covered up by a VW dashboard.

just sayin.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 2:35 pm

i didnt think it was possible.

but then, mind.blown.

like whoa, man...

a whole new level of stupid has been achieved, just like that...

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 2:48 pm

Then I just found out you need a ticket...

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 2:53 pm

wait...wait...

lemme guess....

you're asian and you actually spell your name "Raula"...

it all makes sense now.

i was wondering where the fuck brack lock city was.

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 2:58 pm

some seeing eye wrote:
No...it's a sign you should be consuming fewer pharmaceuticals. You know how it says on the label "do not operate heavy machinery"? The Internet is heavy machinery.

Aww fuck..... I've been doing it all wrong.

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 4:48 pm

Forget BM, you will never get tickets. Join Hunter at the Grand Sierra!

[media]

*the BMORG and this website does not approve of any illegal behavior of any kind on BLM land. OK?

Or join Don Juan in the desert far from BRC for your own vision quest away from the crowds.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 5:56 pm

HANDLE...

h-a-n-d-l-e

jesus h. fucking christ you don't even know who Handel is...

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 6:52 pm

Didn't he invent the shovel?
But died in poverty as he lost out on royalties when part of it was copied for picks, rakes and the like. But at least he had a side business singing or something.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 7:30 pm

Oh, that skanky trailer is the form of your gratitude. That makes it okay.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:18 pm

Goddess? Miracle? Did you even read the other entries?

You're not in the running.

Ras Puddin · Post by **Ras Puddin** » Mon Aug 25, 2014 4:50 am

i'm off to the motherfucking playa!!!

hats off to HG....you know who you are, you da man.

for the rest of you suckas

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:29 am

Guy Outsmarted A 'Burning Man' Ticket Scalper

http://www.businessinsider.com/burning- ... ets-2014-8

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:59 am

That is absolutely awesome.

shroom · Post by **shroom** » Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:52 pm

very awesome

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