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lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 3:04 pm

Can't wait for the response to this one

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 4:39 pm

Uh oh, nothing surprises me anymore. I must be dead.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 10:05 am

Dear God. If you can hear me please don't let me come back as a DJ in my next life.

digital · Post by **digital** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 10:19 am

Ratty wrote:Dear God. If you can hear me please don't let me come back as a DJ in my next life.

God IS a DJ, too! Ahhhh!

TT120 · Post by **TT120** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 10:46 am

This should be good. heh.

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:49 pm

Grasshoppers jump not fly.

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:56 pm

But sometimes grasshoppers jump in their own shit.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:18 pm

I will be sure to tell the grasshoppers here to knock it the hell off then. Cause jovankat says they can't fly so they better not fly anymore.

Grow up.

digital · Post by **digital** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:30 pm

You're going to have a line waiting for you at Thunderdome this year!

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:31 pm

That was a joke,I thought you wanted me to be more fun?

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:32 pm

digital wrote:You're going to have a line waiting for you at Thunderdome this year!

If someone want to get physically violent with me because of the things I post here I would suggest they seek counselling cause that's pretty messed up.

digital · Post by **digital** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:34 pm

Lighten up.

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:37 pm

Yes! That is what I imagine what the councillor would tell them to do!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:58 pm

somebody throw chocolate ice cream in here....stat.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 2:03 pm

Make it skeleto anejo tequila it thing will be just peachy.

Post by **Eric** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 4:29 pm

Apparently I have to say this every week now - this thread is not for yapping at each-other like cranky chihuahuas, it's for obliquely venting about other threads. If someone on the board annoys you, plonk them and be done with it. Even as a mod I've had to plonk a few people to keep my sanity, there's nothing wrong with doing it to keep yours.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 4:35 pm

Want a shot?

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 5:32 pm

Eric wrote:Apparently I have to say this every week now - this thread is not for yapping at each-other like cranky chihuahuas, it's for obliquely venting about other threads. If someone on the board annoys you, plonk them and be done with it. Even as a mod I've had to plonk a few people to keep my sanity, there's nothing wrong with doing it to keep yours.

Totally breaking the rules of this thread to comment on a comment in this thread.

I always (this is my personal blindspot) I always assume that other people will follow the rules just like I do! So in this thread I always assume no connection between one post and the next. So whenever someone responds AS IF a previous post was a response to a post in this thread, I take it as evidence of personal insecurity and delusions of reference.

Which is even more hilarious to me than the random snark.

You probably think this post is about you, don't you? Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa....

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 5:13 am

Apparently I am an idiot. I thought it would look like something grandma made and would be hidden in a cupboard until she came to visit.
Yea this is a personal attack on me.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 5:18 am

Well, the pre-burn crazy is in early this year.

Post by **Elderberry** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 11:47 am

MyDearFriend wrote:
Eric wrote:Apparently I have to say this every week now - this thread is not for yapping at each-other like cranky chihuahuas, it's for obliquely venting about other threads. If someone on the board annoys you, plonk them and be done with it. Even as a mod I've had to plonk a few people to keep my sanity, there's nothing wrong with doing it to keep yours.
Totally breaking the rules of this thread to comment on a comment in this thread.

I always (this is my personal blindspot) I always assume that other people will follow the rules just like I do! So in this thread I always assume no connection between one post and the next. So whenever someone responds AS IF a previous post was a response to a post in this thread, I take it as evidence of personal insecurity and delusions of reference. Which is even more hilarious to me than the random snark.

You probably think this post is about you, don't you? Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa....

I really want to comment on this, but that would be against the rules, so I won't.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 11:48 am

Just lay your sleeping bag in the road, that way you can get a free shower and have your hair ironed without even waking up!

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 12:29 pm

And asshat poster of repetitively stupid questions of the year goes to...

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 2:19 pm

...and currently tied for first place is...

GreyCoyote · Post by **GreyCoyote** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 3:33 pm

Space in BRC is ALWAYS at a premium, so you should use every possible cubic centimeter. Nobody minds if you camp with your lines outside the line. Its Burningman, Dude! I mean, shit, what is that art car going to do? Run your ass over? There are rules against that. I mean, nobody has ever been hurt who was in the right, right? And those water trucks cruising by at 30 mph always have at least ten spotters and a drone running before them, so THATS not a problem either, is it? And of course, that perambulating gaggle of stoned hippes riding poorly maintained bikes while experiencing the latest mind-altering substance will always stay to the center! Not to mention all those self ab-Zorbed IDIOTS thrashing around inside those vinyl hamster balls during a sudden white-out (yeah, those guys are totally in control and utterly harmless).

/sarc

Oh... Wait.... You wanted a real answer? Then just invert everything I just said. Or not. After a few broken bones and a life-flight or two, you might wake-up with something like a well-formed notion of playa risks and a brand, spanking new appreciation for Darwins greatest works.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 4:32 pm

"hi family!! I'm new to eplaya, and to BRC, and have a question: does water run downhill there?"

mgb327 · Post by **mgb327** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 5:46 pm

Reality check...one...one...one....tap...tap...tap....hows' this thing sound out there in the baaaaaaccccckkkkkk?

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 6:34 pm

Try K between 5:45 and 6, opposite Man side, I bet it will be well taken care of........

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:18 pm

THIS AIN'T A FUCKIN REGIONAL!!!!!!!!!!

This is THE fuckin Burning Man on THE fuckin Playa!!!!!!!!

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:26 pm

OK now self....Try and remember who is posting. Don't reply. It's just what he wants. It's why he comes here. Don't do it. Don't...Do....it....Oh FUCK It. Who are you really? My Ex husband?

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