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Re: PAGE TWO

Post by Captain Goddammit » Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:56 am

I’m OK as long as I don’t ever read the “People Seeking Camps” page.
When I do, what little hope for the event’s future I have dissolves.

Look all you people... this is - well it WAS - a do it yourself event in the middle of a harsh desert. That in itself is a large part of what made it what it is.
If it’s too hard for you to provide your own living arrangements, food, water, showers, etc. then it’s too hard for you period. Doesn’t matter where the fuck you’re from.

Offering to help with power tools or kitchen duties? “Help” means BRINGING the god damn power tools and kitchen.

You’d be more help if you didn’t show up. Fewer spectators. Less work for those who actually do what you’re flying in to look at.
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Post by lucky420 » Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:38 am

I’d love to see you try to come for me over here... :twisted:
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Post by Ratty » Mon Jun 24, 2019 12:33 pm

You obviously have a computer. Think of it as a test. If you can do this one simple task it proves you're self sufficient. You'll be able to transport all of the necessities far into the desert. You won't depend on others to feed and house you. You won't get sick or hungry. If you can't figure this out on your own, maybe a cruise would be a better choice of vacations.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah

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Post by lucky420 » Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:08 pm

I really don’t think “you’re sorry...”

You’re either lazy or a bot
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Post by JayBobBoy » Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:06 pm

I tell you what...these dumbass fucking camps better use their space to good value! If I read another post from some camp whose members can't find tickets...good lord.

It'll be hard to find a spot for my little solo camp because of dipshits like these! They can take their fucking mindfulness seminars and stick it! Dominate some prime ground for NOTHING!

Rant over! Thank you!
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Post by mgb327 » Tue Jul 02, 2019 3:24 am

Holy carp, do you really believe what you just wrote? Delusional? Denial? Sexist? Conspiracy theory? Dude....
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Jul 02, 2019 4:48 am

piece of shit misogynists gonna misogynize...
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Post by Ratty » Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:24 pm

Please raise your hand if you have ever played volleyball or badmitten while on the playa. I'm not saying it's a landgrab/waste of space but...
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah

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Post by Token » Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:40 pm

Ratty wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:24 pm
Please raise your hand if you have ever played volleyball or badmitten while on the playa. I'm not saying it's a landgrab/waste of space but...
Shirtcocking volleyball is all kinds of fun.

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Post by Ratty » Fri Jul 05, 2019 3:00 pm

I bought a big bag of acrylic balls. The kind they used to make bunches of grapes in the 70s. Some day I will transform them into this dangerous toy.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah

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Post by lucky420 » Sat Jul 06, 2019 6:51 am

Oh I loved my clackers!
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Post by Molotov » Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:08 am

Yeah, I beat my forearm black and blue with those damn Clackers. In my defense, I was a gawky teenager with poor coordination.

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Post by Canoe » Sat Jul 06, 2019 3:46 pm

Molotov wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:08 am
Yeah, I beat my forearm black and blue with those damn Clackers. In my defense, I was a gawky teenager with poor coordination.
And cut by shards when they broke.
But they were awesome for Creek-Wars! Grab your football/hockey pads, goggles and air rifle and meet in the creek valley. Clack, clack, clack, launch.
Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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Post by mgb327 » Mon Jul 08, 2019 4:25 am

It was a pleasant break, but shit, it's back.
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
" I am a controlled substance". Savannah.

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Post by lucky420 » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:19 am

Just trying to decide wether I give that piece of shit some shit or just let his shit dry out (think dried out dog poop when it turns white and crumbly) and fade away like the irrelevant piece of shit he is...

decisions, decisions...
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:09 am

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Post by Jackass » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:21 pm

Big Brother's got us by the short and curlies
Sooner or later, it will get real strange...

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Post by lucky420 » Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:26 pm

Yes I realize my humor is subjective but c’monnnnn
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