The Bar

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:10 pm

Okay, that was scuppering brilliant. And beautiful.

And on that note, time to put my piratical arse to bed.

*mozysmooch*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:11 pm

nite Koosh

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:17 am

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:52 am

that indeed was so beautiful, I read the article they had 3 weeks ago in the news and review, it was so sad, and very frustrating.

http://www.newsreview.com/reno/Content?oid=281971

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:20 pm

Aw, man! Why are people with the last name of "Stewart" always such jackasses?! (er, wait-- that's MY last name!

)

nevermind....

B.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:12 pm

Jimmy Steward, Jon Steward, Charles I Stuart of England, Charles II Stuart of England, Martha Steward...

I'm not really seeing a pattern...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:06 pm

a,b,a,b pattern good bad good bad

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:05 pm

Dunno about that.

I was thinking Rod Stewart=annoying. Martha Stewart=annoying.

Ancestors of mine=weird/nuts/annoying/who knows what else! Jon Stewart=mostly harmless (IIRC I actually like him!)

Jimmy Stewart=? (Are we talking about my uncle, the actor, or that other one who drives for a living?) If its my uncle, I don't comment on living relatives! (which gets me off the hook, too, incidentally!

) The actor, its been too long since I saw one of his movies.... The race car driver, I have no idea-- I'm not into racing.

Stuarts don't count. They spell the name wrong!

Oh, and I forgot the one who burned the Contessa! Mike Stewart=(censored)!

That was what I was going for.

Anyway, now I am going to bed!

Good night, everyone!

B.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:50 am

Old Civil Defense siren comes on http://home.comcast.net/~cosmicool/sounds/vvalert2.mp3

~~down in the bunker~~
Activate launch sequence on tube one, ...

unknown voice: I've got birds away birds awayâ€¦.. tracking

Voice~~we have tracking down range...

Voice~~We have no detonation down rangeâ€¦thatâ€™s no detonationâ€¦..

Mozy~~Scramble recoveryâ€¦.

Old Civil Defense siren comes on http://home.comcast.net/%7Ecosmicool/so ... attack.mp3

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:14 am

Aw, crap.

*starts looking for her key to the fallout shelter*

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:03 am

*Bunny sits in a lawn chair with sunglasses and umbrella-decorated fruity cocktail, watching launch, resplendent in her body shield*

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:09 am

*...roger that Mozy.

We`re declaring DEFCON 1.1 over here.

Impending Definite Possible Maybe use of a sophistikated nuclear weapon.

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:40 pm

Bunnies? Kittens like bunnies. Come closer to us, m'dear. Ppppppuuuurrrrrrrr. You look just good enough to eat.

*Kittens stroll along the bar, occasionally urinating on the carpet as they see fit.*

Bring me cream, naked ape. Before I unleash another stream of the Fetid Urine of Pestilence on your monkey butt.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:58 pm

don't be fooled by............... hey how did the cat know I was naked!?!

Carpet? When did we get carpet looks like dirt playa to me.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:31 pm

OH, bother! I just know this missile launch is going to cause us trouble.

(grumbling, goes off to find another vodkaed pineapple....)

B.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:39 pm

sniff sniff sniff - - - ashes & catpiss? What's that siren for?

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:41 am

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:07 pm

Could someone turn off that darned siren and go outside and see what's going on, please?!

(I'd go check, but I'm trying to get some shut eye....)

B.

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:59 pm

i've got a great price on some invisible dunce caps...
anyone interested?

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:14 pm

the fire elf wrote:
i've got a great price on some invisible dunce caps...
anyone interested?

i shall change their ways

yet they shall not walk without fault

untill the ways chained are chained

for they've yet to see beyond the reflection

of a chaos of love and wrath

wrought behind space of time

midst the travells of the dream-sake

confused among a name

and conceptions of what is best for what is to be

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:08 pm

.

.........( grabs a dusty glass from behind the bar and fills it with warm Guiness. Gets on knees and places beer on the floor. Drops a solitary 4 leaf clover into the foaming glass , bows head and starts to sing an Irish Blessing...)

Oh Dear Lordy

May your glass be ever full.

May the roof over your head be always strong.

And may you be in heaven

half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

May your neighbors respect you,

Troubles neglect you,

The angels protect you,

And Heaven accept you.

May you be rich in blessings, poor in misfortune,

Slow to make enemies, quick to make friends.

But rich or poor, slow or quick,

May you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.

May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my Grandmothers teeth.

May your joys be as bright as the morning,

And your sorrows merely be shadows that fade,

In the sunlight of love.

May you have enough

happiness to keep you sweet.

Enough trials to keep you strong.

Enough sorrows to keep you human.

Enough hope to keep you happy.

Enough failure to keep you humble.

Enough success to keep you eager.

Enough friends to give you comfort.

Enough faith and courage in yourself to banish sadness.

Enough wealth to meet your needs.

And one thing more: enough

determination to make each day a more wonderful day

than the day before.

Bless us all, and May the blessing of light be on youâ€”

light without

and light within.

May the blessed sunlight shine on you

and warm your heart

till it glows like a great peat fire.

Have an awesome St Pat`s day!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:20 pm

**Clink**

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:24 pm

no one said this was going to be easy

let's just make it look that way

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:13 pm

That must've been one hell of a hangover if nobody's posted here in a week!

Maybe that'll help....

Dork · Post by **Dork** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:22 pm

Um, hello? Anyone here? Is it too early to get a mojito? I just found out all my bosses will be gone until at least Wednesday!

Dork · Post by **Dork** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:25 pm

Need some help here... 6 more posts to create a new page!

Dork · Post by **Dork** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:26 pm

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing.
The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.
The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally the drunk replies, "No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper."

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:38 pm

hmmm hmmm hmmm...glass

mmm hmmm hmmm...ice

hmmm hmmm hmmm....mint

hmmm hmmm...lime......

hmmm hmmm....Rum !

hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm.....sugar

hmmmmmmmmm Fzzzzzzzzzzzz......soda

hmmm hmmm.....grind
hmmm hmmm.....mash
hmmm hmmm hmmm .....twist!

....and Viola !!

...just for you .

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:09 pm

mo mojitos mo.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:12 pm

Sorry, I've been asleep. Did I miss anything?

B.