WTF..... you guys.... it is what you make it.
Now lets party!!!
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steak and eggs sound good
**mixes drink for him self**
Bloody Mary
2 oz lemon vodka
4 oz tomato juice
1/4 tsp minced, fresh dill
1 slice lemon
Combine lemon vodka, tomato juice and dill (use a dash of dried if no fresh available) in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake and strain into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Float a slice of lemon on top, and drink.
**mixes drink for him self**
Bloody Mary
2 oz lemon vodka
4 oz tomato juice
1/4 tsp minced, fresh dill
1 slice lemon
Combine lemon vodka, tomato juice and dill (use a dash of dried if no fresh available) in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake and strain into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Float a slice of lemon on top, and drink.
No not yet but maybeeeee........... BC will eat it. Roosters eat worms don't they?ibdave wrote:Mozy, did anyone eat the worm from the bottle I gifted the bar last year????MozyBonz wrote:Ah, tequila! One of the liquors of the Gods.
Mescals (as opposed to tequilas) tend to come from a different type of agave plant, which can be harvested younger. Jalisco Agave tends to be at least eight years old, and often as old as twenty years before they are harvested
**pokes head in the wormhole pulls out some past**
I like this.Simply Joel
Joined: 31 Mar 2004
Posts: 3473
Location: Land of Lincoln
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:13 am Post subject:
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yo... what's up...
and here are the words...
i am going to the non-tobacco smoking area soon enough
ADRIFT ON AN OCEAN OF LONELINESS
No man is an island, I've heard the learn-ed say
Inferring that we keep in touch, in an abstract sort of way.
No man can do what he has to do if he's entirely alone
Every one of us reaches out and asks that they be shown.
The firm grasp of friendship, the caring touch of love,
We reach out to the brotherhood, we pray to God above.
What happens if the answer is a silence we can't bear,
What happens if our fellow man and God, hears not our prayer?
We are set adrift in an ocean, of loneliness and gloom,
We are left to our own devices in a pathetic little room.
Be still, it could be a mansion of twenty rooms or more,
But the area is of no consequence, when no one comes to the door.
No man is an island when contact can be made,
But in the aftermath of Death it's the survivors we evade.
Embarrassment, intrusion, we excuse ourselves this way,
But do we really understand bereavement, day after gloomy day?
Unless you have experienced death, a child or at worst your wife,
Then friend you have not sunk as low at any time in your life.
Adrift upon that ocean, of loneliness and despair
Distress is your companion, for who else is their to care?
Waves of silence crash around you, storms rage in your heart,
When the only one that you have loved, at last has to depart.
The emptiness surrounds you, photographs stand and stare,
Is there anybody out there, doesn't anybody care?
Such is the state of loneliness, adrift and all at sea,
Anger, fear, frustration, culminate in apathy.
Indulgence in self pity manifests in leaps and bounds
For you are reminded of your loneliness by your everyday surrounds.
The loney just need contact, a word from day to day,
This is the role they ask of you, a role we all can play.
Written by David Burt
**pokes head in the wormhole pulls out some past**
Samtzu and Woodrow
...one from the green bottle...
I'll have a club soda...
.... sissy....
Alright... make it a double... hey! Where's the bartender?
.... Yeah, where's the babe?...
Headin' to a B'B'Q' in Lake Oswego... could I get a sixer of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale to go?
... and a split a Lafite Rothschild, '83...?
tisha2 wrote:
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samtzu wrote: Quote:
Headin' to a B'B'Q' in Lake Oswego... could I get a sixer of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale to go? ... and a split a Lafite Rothschild, '83...?
You got it, baby - sounds like a blast! Sierra tastes *much* better outside in the sun! ...hey, nice taste...that's a classy jar o' grape juice...but, ah, who's payin'?...
...uh... the Big guy is pickin' up the check on this one. He let's me make his decisions for him; I let him pick up the tab...
What the hell am I doing laying on the floor?.... what's that funny taste in my mouth?... and what the hell is this bill for $207.75 doing pinned to my fucking shirt!!??
... Hey! Where's all the nekked wimmin?...
Do you have something to do with this??
Ummm... bartender, here's my Visa... take the tab off of that... and if you hear a little voice ordering something, please ignore him. He's with me, but he's not with me.... if you get what I mean...
... could I get some Glenlivit? A double...
Ignore that... I'll just have a club soda, please...
... with two straws, and a beer back...
Shaddup...
My Favorite Alien wrote:
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Hey Samtzu. I heard about you and Becca. Nice going there. Can I buy you one to celebrate? Tisha! Lemme buy Sammy here a round.
I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...
... I do!! It was fun!!!...
Shaddup!
tisha2 wrote:
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Buckethead Alien wrote: Quote:
So what's Sam Jr. having anyway?
He's awfully quiet isn't he?...Maybe Sam finally got him under control. OH! I hope he didn't hurt him!!
Well, I try to come in here when no one's looking at work... Have a shot, scamper back out.
As for Sam Jr., he's on the wagon...
... a BIG wagon, by the way...
Shaddup!... As I was saying, he's on the wagon for awhile. I tried choking him, but he enjoyed it too much...
...like choking a chicken, it was... whoo-hoo!!...
Shaddup!
... a BIG chicken...
Excuse me while I put him away for awhile...
(Call in order....)
"Hiya... this is Sam! Hey... I called the wrong place... Is this the bar? Well, I'm off work in about five minutes so could you set me up a Tuolumne Tournaquet?? What is it? Take some Night Train, Ripple, Cribari, Red Mountain, and Two Buck Chuck.... throw it into the bathtub... have a logger jump in and thrash around for five minutes, and then squeeze his clothes out into a glass.
Smooth....
... a fucking drink??? I'll have what he's having....
...The fucking drinks are in the back!? Hot Damn!!! I'm there... Hey, wait a minute... this opening says "EXIT ONLY"... what are you trying to pull?....
...Glenlivit... Fresca back... Hey! What are you doing later, Lady? I'm free tonight...
...well, let me know if you change yer' mind... I don't get to hang out as much as I'd like...but I'm hangin' out tonight!! WHOO-HOO!!
...sure....sure... a double Glenlivit... and put it on the Big Guy's tab... he'll never notice... oh, and, where's the Men's Room? I gotta drain the cranial cavity...
....YIPEE!!! Par-tay!!!...
...ohhhhh...ooooohhhh....why am I on the floor..... where is everybody? Hell, where are my pants!! Wait a minute... I don't wear pants!... Why are there footprints all over me?.... BARTENDER!!.... fuck....BARTENDER...!!!!
... well, I musta had a good time... I hurt so bad I can't move.... wonder if I got laid last night?.... Ughh... think I'll head home for a reattachment...
...Donuts?? I love donuts!! Gimme five.... Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!....
... hey!!! Could I get a Tanquery and Alka-seltzer? Throw some grenadine in that and make it a pink Gin fizz... (to Rian) Hey Baby... what's cooking?....
... hey, what's a guy got to do to get a drink around here... 'cause I think I did it last night...
.... oooohhhh, fizzy!!! I like fizzy.... Hey, Sensei! Did you step on me last night?... I woke up with footprints on me, on the floor, this morning... did I have a good time last night? I don't remember...... and who was the chick behind the bar last night... I think she likes me... of course, who couldn't?....
... hey!! Didn't I have a napkin on my head a minute ago??? What's up? Hey! Green!!! I like green!!! Could I have one of those?? Hey, bartender! Yer' cute!!! How do you feel about short guys? Huh?? Huh??....
... music... Cool!! Let's dance!!! ....
... Helmet? I always wear a helmet... or a raincoat... whatever...
Hey, Bucket Head... Nice shaped head, eh?... whadda' ya' want? ...
Whoa! What the hell is that...
... oh... creamy!!! Hey, Bucket Head... introduce me to the bartender... she's cute... hey, pretty lights on the juke box... wow! This tastes great! Where's Sensei? He was here a little while ago... thanks for the drink...
...Hi Rob! Hey, I'm gonna' dress up like Santa this year and go out with you guys!!! Fun!!!! Are there lot's of "Mrs. Santa's"? Wheee!!!...
... Hi Joel... Hey! What kinda' scotch you drinking? I like Glenlivit, Glenmorange, and Glengaryglenrose... it's my fucking favorite fucking fuck drink fuck... and that's saying a mamet full...!!!!
becca wrote:
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Hmmmm. Do you know Samtzu, by any chance?
I do! I do! Me! Me! ... it's me!!
Hey! I can see right up your sock... er... dress... what's that thing up there?....
Prick!? Prick!? Who you callin' a prick, furball?! Why I... hey! Wait a minute.... I am a prick... that's right...
Whoo Hoo! You know what that means... I get the the warm and juicy place every time...
Or I would, if shit-fer-brains wasn't such a nice guy... I never get out much anymore... the only exercize he gives me is jogging in place ('til I puke, usually...)...
Well... I come up to your knees... where I come from, that ain't short!... Hey! Where'd becca go? Did she finish her drink? Can I have the rest? Where's tisha?... too many guys around here...
THERE YOU ARE!!! Come here!!
... hey! back off!!!...
Little fucker.... get in there!!!
...Help! Help! He's gonna' try and choke me again.... mmphfffllmffm...
Whew... finally. He hasn't been any trouble, has he? Sorry.
Sorry... the little guy is just pure libido... a little difficult to deal with sometimes. I'll try to keep him in my pants... but he does like to wander...
While were at it... If you still have the Glendronach out... I'll have a double. Thanks....
tisha2 wrote:
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Sam, you might want to reinforce yer zipper tonight...
I've tried, Sweetie... but I am just about done with the little guy. He's been a handfull all my life (started when I was seven... still going strong) and I think we've finally reached an understanding: I let him out now and then, and then he promises to behave. Last night was a surprise for me, but not totally unexpected.
We'll see how this pans out. He's asleep in my BVD's right now... snoring away.
BTW, I'm at work right now.... and the snores coming out from under my desk are making people stare....
becca wrote:
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Listen you big lug you see this RING? We are married. M-A-R-R-I-E-D married, you know what that means? That means you keep your freaking woody or whatever you call him in YOUR PANTS except when I am around. And, no, I don't want to talk to your FRIENDS for crying outloud. (sob) oh fuck it, you never loved me did you?
Oh, hey... wait a minute... I never said I didn't love you... of course, I've never said a lot of things... like... uh... (shit!) ummmm... Albania!! Yeah! I never said I loved Albania either! See? And well... can't you see what I'm trying to say... you've always held a soft spot in my heart...
... which matches that soft spot in your brain....
(Shut up!)
And you've always meant... soooo much to me... why I remember the time we... no, wait... that was somebody else... but there was the time we... wait, that wasn't you either.... Actually, I don't remember what we've done together but... actually, I don't remember us getting married, either. Could I see that ring a minute? Hey! Where did you get that?
(I hate these scenes!)
Tisha2 wrote:
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I got a little behind here
... Looks fine from here!!! Hey!!! Where'd she go??? How come all the women leave when I show up??!!! Where's the action?? Who's tendin' bar?? I'll have a vodka and lemon juice, with a splash of mayonaisse.... Wheeeee!!! I'm out again!!!
Tisha, Babe!! Yer looking mighty cute tonight... but, Hey! You look mighty cute every night!!! Whoo-eeee!!! How about an Anchor Steam?? Oh, and a straw... thanks!!!!
So... Humbolt, eh?? Great women there... I think... dunno'... it's hard to tell sometimes, swathed, as they are, in flannel, from head to toe... hey!! Speaking of *head*??? Hee hee hee... whooeee!!
I thought this was ladies night?
Captainette??? Hey, Sailor... wanna' buy me a drink??
Uh-oh... here comes Jason again... I'm outta' here!....
tisha2
That little fucker better be wearing a dress!!
And where *is* Jason??
(Sweeping sounds from the back room as Samtzu comes in, pushing a broom)Hmmph! Ladies night! Those women sure leave a mess... cigarette butts, empties, panties...
Panties! Hey, let me have those...
Sure, here. Hmmm... a little ball of brown tar? I wonder what the hell that is... and parts of a bunnie costume... wait, it has a label... "that fun is played out/ surely he feels no suction/ off the playa floor" ... What the hell is that all about... nevermind... okay, here are two Captain's caps... filled with... yeeeuch! Puke!! Rough night on the water, I guess...
And a straw cowboy hat on the top of the bar. Maybe I better deliver this to Tisha personally... although she maybe be having a 'sandwich' right now... naw... I'll leave it here.
I hate to look out in the parking lot....
...Hey! Who's that big fucker out in the parking lot, rolling around in the dirt, shouting in bold type??? Big Fucker!! I said "Big Fucker"!! Hee hee!!! That sounds like "Pig Fucker"!!! Hee hee... Hey! Bartender!! How about a short one... er, a shot of something, I mean! How about Black Jack... with a Sierra Nevada back?
Bet you thought you'd never find anyone more obnoxious than me!! Tee hee hee!!!...
Hey! Where's my buddy Sensei?..
Thanks, Sweetie... I'll be good... I'll be real good... Oh, Baby, you don't know how good I can be... ooops.... Sorry! I mean, I'll be good... can't guarantee appropriate, though...
Hey!! Who's the new chick?! She looks cute from behind... let me get around her and... OH!! Sorry, Stu... didn't recognize you! Nice Threads!! Were you here last night... Hey! There's Sensei! Hey, Sensei... Where's the wild wimmin?? I mean... (Polite! Polite! must remember Polite!) Where are the people of the female persuasion...? The one's that like to fool around with little guys of the Woodrow persuasion???!!!
And it's Jason!! Hey Jason!! I love the tunes!!! Watcha spinnin' tonight? Huh? Huh?
There you are... be good tonight... always!!!...
You know what I mean. And don't come home with foot prints all over you again. ...okay... wheeeee!!!....
Lookout, Jason... he's heading your way.
Tisha. Could I have a nice, medium bodied Pinot, please? Something to sit in the corner and write over? I've got some poetry drifting down... want to let it arrive nice and slow and smooth...
Thanks for the grape, Sweetie... BTW, I heard a local weather guy say that the wind is shifting to NNW which means if St. Helen's blows, it's coming our way... the good news is that that NNW wind means that the skys will be clear so that we'll be able to watch it bearing down on us... small favors, I guess...
Speaking of small favors .... wheeeee!!..... I'm trying to keep him under control... he's does get excited, though... ...yeah! I like the bartender!!! She's cute!!!.... Yeah, well, if you remember, you were saying that about Stuart, too, and we don't go that way.... Yeah? Okay.... What about sheep?... Just shut up or I'm taking you home... Okay!
There he goes... Look out, Tisha... he's headed your way. A tip: why don't you throw something shiny at him... he's easily distracted... that'll get him outta' yer' hair...
tisha2
ummm...yer *in* The Bar....
awww, shit - here! (*flings an earring at Woodrow*) back! BACK!
little fucker better behave....
well that'd be great if we got backstage passes to the view of Helen blowing her top!
although, Humboldt is probably *way* out of the fallout zone...
okay, back in a bit. oh - and...here, a round of Snakebites to get things goin'!! yee-haw
I'm heading out, guys, and I'm taking the little guy with me... I found him playing with that earing in the corner, happy as a pig in mud...
Samtzu and Woodrow
...one from the green bottle...
I'll have a club soda...
.... sissy....
Alright... make it a double... hey! Where's the bartender?
.... Yeah, where's the babe?...
Headin' to a B'B'Q' in Lake Oswego... could I get a sixer of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale to go?
... and a split a Lafite Rothschild, '83...?
tisha2 wrote:
Quote:
samtzu wrote: Quote:
Headin' to a B'B'Q' in Lake Oswego... could I get a sixer of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale to go? ... and a split a Lafite Rothschild, '83...?
You got it, baby - sounds like a blast! Sierra tastes *much* better outside in the sun! ...hey, nice taste...that's a classy jar o' grape juice...but, ah, who's payin'?...
...uh... the Big guy is pickin' up the check on this one. He let's me make his decisions for him; I let him pick up the tab...
What the hell am I doing laying on the floor?.... what's that funny taste in my mouth?... and what the hell is this bill for $207.75 doing pinned to my fucking shirt!!??
... Hey! Where's all the nekked wimmin?...
Do you have something to do with this??
Ummm... bartender, here's my Visa... take the tab off of that... and if you hear a little voice ordering something, please ignore him. He's with me, but he's not with me.... if you get what I mean...
... could I get some Glenlivit? A double...
Ignore that... I'll just have a club soda, please...
... with two straws, and a beer back...
Shaddup...
My Favorite Alien wrote:
Quote:
Hey Samtzu. I heard about you and Becca. Nice going there. Can I buy you one to celebrate? Tisha! Lemme buy Sammy here a round.
I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...
... I do!! It was fun!!!...
Shaddup!
tisha2 wrote:
Quote:
Buckethead Alien wrote: Quote:
So what's Sam Jr. having anyway?
He's awfully quiet isn't he?...Maybe Sam finally got him under control. OH! I hope he didn't hurt him!!
Well, I try to come in here when no one's looking at work... Have a shot, scamper back out.
As for Sam Jr., he's on the wagon...
... a BIG wagon, by the way...
Shaddup!... As I was saying, he's on the wagon for awhile. I tried choking him, but he enjoyed it too much...
...like choking a chicken, it was... whoo-hoo!!...
Shaddup!
... a BIG chicken...
Excuse me while I put him away for awhile...
(Call in order....)
"Hiya... this is Sam! Hey... I called the wrong place... Is this the bar? Well, I'm off work in about five minutes so could you set me up a Tuolumne Tournaquet?? What is it? Take some Night Train, Ripple, Cribari, Red Mountain, and Two Buck Chuck.... throw it into the bathtub... have a logger jump in and thrash around for five minutes, and then squeeze his clothes out into a glass.
Smooth....
... a fucking drink??? I'll have what he's having....
...The fucking drinks are in the back!? Hot Damn!!! I'm there... Hey, wait a minute... this opening says "EXIT ONLY"... what are you trying to pull?....
...Glenlivit... Fresca back... Hey! What are you doing later, Lady? I'm free tonight...
...well, let me know if you change yer' mind... I don't get to hang out as much as I'd like...but I'm hangin' out tonight!! WHOO-HOO!!
...sure....sure... a double Glenlivit... and put it on the Big Guy's tab... he'll never notice... oh, and, where's the Men's Room? I gotta drain the cranial cavity...
....YIPEE!!! Par-tay!!!...
...ohhhhh...ooooohhhh....why am I on the floor..... where is everybody? Hell, where are my pants!! Wait a minute... I don't wear pants!... Why are there footprints all over me?.... BARTENDER!!.... fuck....BARTENDER...!!!!
... well, I musta had a good time... I hurt so bad I can't move.... wonder if I got laid last night?.... Ughh... think I'll head home for a reattachment...
...Donuts?? I love donuts!! Gimme five.... Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!....
... hey!!! Could I get a Tanquery and Alka-seltzer? Throw some grenadine in that and make it a pink Gin fizz... (to Rian) Hey Baby... what's cooking?....
... hey, what's a guy got to do to get a drink around here... 'cause I think I did it last night...
.... oooohhhh, fizzy!!! I like fizzy.... Hey, Sensei! Did you step on me last night?... I woke up with footprints on me, on the floor, this morning... did I have a good time last night? I don't remember...... and who was the chick behind the bar last night... I think she likes me... of course, who couldn't?....
... hey!! Didn't I have a napkin on my head a minute ago??? What's up? Hey! Green!!! I like green!!! Could I have one of those?? Hey, bartender! Yer' cute!!! How do you feel about short guys? Huh?? Huh??....
... music... Cool!! Let's dance!!! ....
... Helmet? I always wear a helmet... or a raincoat... whatever...
Hey, Bucket Head... Nice shaped head, eh?... whadda' ya' want? ...
Whoa! What the hell is that...
... oh... creamy!!! Hey, Bucket Head... introduce me to the bartender... she's cute... hey, pretty lights on the juke box... wow! This tastes great! Where's Sensei? He was here a little while ago... thanks for the drink...
...Hi Rob! Hey, I'm gonna' dress up like Santa this year and go out with you guys!!! Fun!!!! Are there lot's of "Mrs. Santa's"? Wheee!!!...
... Hi Joel... Hey! What kinda' scotch you drinking? I like Glenlivit, Glenmorange, and Glengaryglenrose... it's my fucking favorite fucking fuck drink fuck... and that's saying a mamet full...!!!!
becca wrote:
Quote:
Hmmmm. Do you know Samtzu, by any chance?
I do! I do! Me! Me! ... it's me!!
Hey! I can see right up your sock... er... dress... what's that thing up there?....
Prick!? Prick!? Who you callin' a prick, furball?! Why I... hey! Wait a minute.... I am a prick... that's right...
Whoo Hoo! You know what that means... I get the the warm and juicy place every time...
Or I would, if shit-fer-brains wasn't such a nice guy... I never get out much anymore... the only exercize he gives me is jogging in place ('til I puke, usually...)...
Well... I come up to your knees... where I come from, that ain't short!... Hey! Where'd becca go? Did she finish her drink? Can I have the rest? Where's tisha?... too many guys around here...
THERE YOU ARE!!! Come here!!
... hey! back off!!!...
Little fucker.... get in there!!!
...Help! Help! He's gonna' try and choke me again.... mmphfffllmffm...
Whew... finally. He hasn't been any trouble, has he? Sorry.
Sorry... the little guy is just pure libido... a little difficult to deal with sometimes. I'll try to keep him in my pants... but he does like to wander...
While were at it... If you still have the Glendronach out... I'll have a double. Thanks....
tisha2 wrote:
Quote:
Sam, you might want to reinforce yer zipper tonight...
I've tried, Sweetie... but I am just about done with the little guy. He's been a handfull all my life (started when I was seven... still going strong) and I think we've finally reached an understanding: I let him out now and then, and then he promises to behave. Last night was a surprise for me, but not totally unexpected.
We'll see how this pans out. He's asleep in my BVD's right now... snoring away.
BTW, I'm at work right now.... and the snores coming out from under my desk are making people stare....
becca wrote:
Quote:
Listen you big lug you see this RING? We are married. M-A-R-R-I-E-D married, you know what that means? That means you keep your freaking woody or whatever you call him in YOUR PANTS except when I am around. And, no, I don't want to talk to your FRIENDS for crying outloud. (sob) oh fuck it, you never loved me did you?
Oh, hey... wait a minute... I never said I didn't love you... of course, I've never said a lot of things... like... uh... (shit!) ummmm... Albania!! Yeah! I never said I loved Albania either! See? And well... can't you see what I'm trying to say... you've always held a soft spot in my heart...
... which matches that soft spot in your brain....
(Shut up!)
And you've always meant... soooo much to me... why I remember the time we... no, wait... that was somebody else... but there was the time we... wait, that wasn't you either.... Actually, I don't remember what we've done together but... actually, I don't remember us getting married, either. Could I see that ring a minute? Hey! Where did you get that?
(I hate these scenes!)
Tisha2 wrote:
Quote:
I got a little behind here
... Looks fine from here!!! Hey!!! Where'd she go??? How come all the women leave when I show up??!!! Where's the action?? Who's tendin' bar?? I'll have a vodka and lemon juice, with a splash of mayonaisse.... Wheeeee!!! I'm out again!!!
Tisha, Babe!! Yer looking mighty cute tonight... but, Hey! You look mighty cute every night!!! Whoo-eeee!!! How about an Anchor Steam?? Oh, and a straw... thanks!!!!
So... Humbolt, eh?? Great women there... I think... dunno'... it's hard to tell sometimes, swathed, as they are, in flannel, from head to toe... hey!! Speaking of *head*??? Hee hee hee... whooeee!!
I thought this was ladies night?
Captainette??? Hey, Sailor... wanna' buy me a drink??
Uh-oh... here comes Jason again... I'm outta' here!....
tisha2
That little fucker better be wearing a dress!!
And where *is* Jason??
(Sweeping sounds from the back room as Samtzu comes in, pushing a broom)Hmmph! Ladies night! Those women sure leave a mess... cigarette butts, empties, panties...
Panties! Hey, let me have those...
Sure, here. Hmmm... a little ball of brown tar? I wonder what the hell that is... and parts of a bunnie costume... wait, it has a label... "that fun is played out/ surely he feels no suction/ off the playa floor" ... What the hell is that all about... nevermind... okay, here are two Captain's caps... filled with... yeeeuch! Puke!! Rough night on the water, I guess...
And a straw cowboy hat on the top of the bar. Maybe I better deliver this to Tisha personally... although she maybe be having a 'sandwich' right now... naw... I'll leave it here.
I hate to look out in the parking lot....
...Hey! Who's that big fucker out in the parking lot, rolling around in the dirt, shouting in bold type??? Big Fucker!! I said "Big Fucker"!! Hee hee!!! That sounds like "Pig Fucker"!!! Hee hee... Hey! Bartender!! How about a short one... er, a shot of something, I mean! How about Black Jack... with a Sierra Nevada back?
Bet you thought you'd never find anyone more obnoxious than me!! Tee hee hee!!!...
Hey! Where's my buddy Sensei?..
Thanks, Sweetie... I'll be good... I'll be real good... Oh, Baby, you don't know how good I can be... ooops.... Sorry! I mean, I'll be good... can't guarantee appropriate, though...
Hey!! Who's the new chick?! She looks cute from behind... let me get around her and... OH!! Sorry, Stu... didn't recognize you! Nice Threads!! Were you here last night... Hey! There's Sensei! Hey, Sensei... Where's the wild wimmin?? I mean... (Polite! Polite! must remember Polite!) Where are the people of the female persuasion...? The one's that like to fool around with little guys of the Woodrow persuasion???!!!
And it's Jason!! Hey Jason!! I love the tunes!!! Watcha spinnin' tonight? Huh? Huh?
There you are... be good tonight... always!!!...
You know what I mean. And don't come home with foot prints all over you again. ...okay... wheeeee!!!....
Lookout, Jason... he's heading your way.
Tisha. Could I have a nice, medium bodied Pinot, please? Something to sit in the corner and write over? I've got some poetry drifting down... want to let it arrive nice and slow and smooth...
Thanks for the grape, Sweetie... BTW, I heard a local weather guy say that the wind is shifting to NNW which means if St. Helen's blows, it's coming our way... the good news is that that NNW wind means that the skys will be clear so that we'll be able to watch it bearing down on us... small favors, I guess...
Speaking of small favors .... wheeeee!!..... I'm trying to keep him under control... he's does get excited, though... ...yeah! I like the bartender!!! She's cute!!!.... Yeah, well, if you remember, you were saying that about Stuart, too, and we don't go that way.... Yeah? Okay.... What about sheep?... Just shut up or I'm taking you home... Okay!
There he goes... Look out, Tisha... he's headed your way. A tip: why don't you throw something shiny at him... he's easily distracted... that'll get him outta' yer' hair...
tisha2
ummm...yer *in* The Bar....
awww, shit - here! (*flings an earring at Woodrow*) back! BACK!
little fucker better behave....
well that'd be great if we got backstage passes to the view of Helen blowing her top!
although, Humboldt is probably *way* out of the fallout zone...
okay, back in a bit. oh - and...here, a round of Snakebites to get things goin'!! yee-haw
I'm heading out, guys, and I'm taking the little guy with me... I found him playing with that earing in the corner, happy as a pig in mud...
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Heya, BoxB... I'll have one of those!!...... Happy fathers day, by the way, to you and MB!!
Yea, where is Tisha these days????.... I do miss her.........
*clean up the bar stains, and pours a fresh round.... fresh'ins up the party!!!!*
Yea, where is Tisha these days????.... I do miss her.........
*clean up the bar stains, and pours a fresh round.... fresh'ins up the party!!!!*
TITWI
To be on the wire is life. The rest is waiting.
It's show time, folks.....Joe Gideon
To be on the wire is life. The rest is waiting.
It's show time, folks.....Joe Gideon
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Hour and twenty minutes since TITWI poured that martini - guess I'll have to drink it. sip sip sip . . . AHHHH
So, lesseee, they want more excitement. Hmmm Hmmm the place hasn't burned down recently, but that's more fun in a crowd. Nude Sumo wrestling out back, behind the stacks of dogfood . . . come back, Kinetic and Badger.
Think, think, think - The mind begins to hum.
So, lesseee, they want more excitement. Hmmm Hmmm the place hasn't burned down recently, but that's more fun in a crowd. Nude Sumo wrestling out back, behind the stacks of dogfood . . . come back, Kinetic and Badger.
Think, think, think - The mind begins to hum.
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen
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Thanks for the Beer my man.
I'm from Ventura, Ca, and my buddy is coming up from Pacific Beach. We fall into the older territory, low 40's. Looking to cut loose from our daily grind and have some fun at BM. Started as of those "Hey lets go to BM" kind of things but now we are both looking to really enjoy it as much as we can. Still trying to figure out the join a theme camp or not join deal. And if we dont join a camp, what type of things we can do to share in the art of giving.
I'm married with kids, he has never been married, we have known each other since we were 15 and haven't killed each other yet, even when we lived together many years ago so I figure we can make it through a week in a tent together. I have an 18' tent so we have room to breath at least.
Anywho it is a pleasure to make your aquaintence.
I'm from Ventura, Ca, and my buddy is coming up from Pacific Beach. We fall into the older territory, low 40's. Looking to cut loose from our daily grind and have some fun at BM. Started as of those "Hey lets go to BM" kind of things but now we are both looking to really enjoy it as much as we can. Still trying to figure out the join a theme camp or not join deal. And if we dont join a camp, what type of things we can do to share in the art of giving.
I'm married with kids, he has never been married, we have known each other since we were 15 and haven't killed each other yet, even when we lived together many years ago so I figure we can make it through a week in a tent together. I have an 18' tent so we have room to breath at least.
Anywho it is a pleasure to make your aquaintence.
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Welcome SumoBM. good to see you here. Watch out for the trap door, sometimes they for get to close it. A smile and a laugh is sometimes the only gift that is needed. Once you get there you can vollunteer for lamplighters for a night or two. If you find a theme camp that you are interested in, great. If not, don't sweat it. Just have a good time. And stop in here at the bar again.
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .
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SumoBM wrote:Hello all, looks like I found a good place to start posting. Coming to BM for the first time this year with a buddy. Was pointed towards The Bar and to be honest it seems like a great place to start
Hey nice to meet you.
Sorry about the boogers
**flicks boogers at the 39 Guests**
edit: 43 Guests
edit: 46 Guests
**Sets a new beer with an unreadable label in front of SumoBM**
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Mozy, those conversations bring back some memories. It is strange to think how far back in time that was. Two years is really not that much but it feels like it. I need to track down Samtzu. I have not heard from him in a bit. This Sandwich gets a bit worried at times.
While I am here I will take a Blanton's on the rocks.
While I am here I will take a Blanton's on the rocks.
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