Fuck!

PantzookaHQ · Post by **PantzookaHQ** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 3:33 pm

Fuck, my girlfriend doesnt want to go to Burning Man. Will someone act like my girlfriend, sleep with me, rub lotion on me, etc..? Fuck me?

III · Post by **III** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 4:38 pm

you could probably get some old fat guy wearing a shirt and no pants pretend to be your girlfriend, maybe, if you were niceto him.

III · Post by **III** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 4:38 pm

err, i meant "nice to".

PantzookaHQ · Post by **PantzookaHQ** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 4:46 pm

III wrote:you could probably get some old fat guy wearing a shirt and no pants pretend to be your girlfriend, maybe, if you were niceto him.

Oh no thats just wrong, you want to wash your hands now for even typing that idea here. awk gasp!

III · Post by **III** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:08 am

>>wash your hands

hey, i'm not the one who's desperate *and* has too high standards...

III · Post by **III** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:09 am

march 1, 12:-5 am, and this place is loading like a dog. betchya it's on the same server as the ticket sales. heh...

PantzookaHQ · Post by **PantzookaHQ** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:09 am

High standards? Moi ? Okay I give up, I'll just bring a sports illustraited swimsuit edition then. Oh wait this is for the Spanking the monkey thread isnt it.

xxybadgirl · Post by **xxybadgirl** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 9:05 pm

fuck can b a beautyful thing we wouldnt be here if not for fucking, I say down with fucking and up with fucking, again and again, yes please do it again,

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 9:08 am

<< raises hand >>

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:01 pm

tzimisce1313 · Post by **tzimisce1313** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:58 pm

fuck? can we ask for some?

Licentious Queen · Post by **Licentious Queen** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 7:24 pm

ba ba ba baba baram...FUCK!!!!!!!!!

Shameless thread bump...

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 2:42 pm

Fuck, fucking is fucking fun! I just got well laid for 3 days.

Just thought I'd share. It's been a fucked up couple months. I was verbally abused by the Companion for a month, had to leave abruptly, have been living in a shelter for a month. Depression set in like glue.

Then I got fucked! A lot. By a lake.

Fuckin' yeah!

I hear it cures warts and dandruff too.

Zephryus · Post by **Zephryus** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:02 pm

Fuck! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get laid in a country full of people whose language you can hardly speak? And I'm here for another three months. Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck!!

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:22 pm

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get laid in a country full of people whose language you can hardly speak?

I've always found that it works to my advantage. I usually end up sabatoging myself by opening my big mouth.

juanicoheal · Post by **juanicoheal** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:24 pm

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get laid in a country full of people whose language you can hardly speak?

- depends on the country

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:39 pm

Zephryus wrote:Fuck! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get laid in a country full of people whose language you can hardly speak? Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck!!

Heck I do it all the time here in this country. most of the time it works out fine.

Zephryus · Post by **Zephryus** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:05 pm

Which fucking country are you in, Burner?

(Oh, and for reference, I know enough Japanese to say "Let's fuck" but not enough to spit out a decent pick up line. Which is why I'm so unfucked.)

playasnake · Post by **playasnake** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:06 pm

fuck used cars

fuck used cars

fuck used cars

fuck!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:07 pm

Zephryus wrote:Which fucking country are you in, Burner?

America of course.

juanicoheal · Post by **juanicoheal** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:22 pm

Hey Zeph,

I'm sure you could find an exchange teacher...... there's enough over there. Know a gal from BC teaching there right now........

Look for the tall bewildered blondish people - they speak english. Heehee

dougaldutch · Post by **dougaldutch** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:03 am

Feck?

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:13 pm

When the FUCK are they going to get around to this cloning thang? Next weekend there's 3 fantasti-fucking-lutely things going on and I can't fucking attend them all.

fuuuuuuuuuuuucking-fuckety-fuck

---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

juanicoheal · Post by **juanicoheal** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:37 pm

Oh, that's what we need - more fucking rodents!

damn bastards steal my frankenberries.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 10:42 am

So I put the fucking Dune Buggy that Shiloh dumped on me on eBay, and it got bid on. The fuck-head that won has been blowing me off for a fucking MONTH and I need that fucking money NOW. He fucking refuses to call me, and email is now in-fucking-convenient for me.

He's gonna get FUCKED on eBay next time he tries this to anyone again. The damn car runs, and he tried to fucking talk me down. FUCK HIM!

FUCK!

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Sat Apr 10, 2004 6:28 pm

"Oh, that's what we need - more fucking rodents!"

fuck that! mu' fucky!

diode · Post by **diode** » Sat Apr 10, 2004 9:07 pm

Step 1 - have a real hands on kind of fix everything day
Step 2 - be talking to yourself into a fine fettle
Step 3 - grab some bottle with plastic wrap around the neck
Step 4 - begin poking at the plastic with sharp scissors while mumbling imprecations
Step 5 - jab point of scissors into skin web between thumb and index finger
Step 6 - notice what a nice, deep gash you've made in yourself
Step 7 - wonder how many people are bleeding at this very moment
Step 8 - admire your nice wound
Step 9 - fuck!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:43 am

Fucking FUCK! I've been counting the fucking days until "he" gets back, and have been really GOOD about keeping my shit together in the interim, and I just found out he's about a WEEK BEHIND SCHEDULE due to an unforeseen vehicle issue that required a fucking part to be ordered. FUCK! That means not only is he ready to be fucking tied, chewing rocks and probably screaming bloody fucking murder, but I'm over here with even more delays. Fuck his labor-intensive sister AND her fucking piece of shit van.
And I STILL can't find a fucking buyer for my fucking dune buggy. FUCK! I'm trying to get my fucking business started, and I don't NEED these fucking delays.

Fuck.

Rendrag · Post by **Rendrag** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 11:54 pm

Fuck wireless routers and the companies that make them.

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:05 am

Fuck networks, fuck pc's, fuck routers, fuck I am here at midnight, someone fucking get me home in bed!!

Guess I'm fucked. If someone at this fucking place pages me tomorrow, if fuck 'em.

Fuck!

fuck

It's just me again

Fuku ga nai!

Re: Fuku ga nai!

Fucking Dune Buggy

Sympathetic FUCK!

brave final words