This Theme Camp Can Be Yours!

[smitty mcgritty]

You may have read the bad news on the FOX scroll when you were tuned into "Grumpy Ol' Man Wants Him a Wummin":

BMTV is filing for Chapter 7 (and we don't mean the three lucky 7's you got playing the nickel slots at Madame Kitty's Fantasy Ranch last weekend).

We're clearing out the company shed on Saturday, September 20. Report to "Mini's on Parr" in Sparks, Nevada, between 10:00 am and noon to claim any belongings that you do not wish to end up on the auction block (i.e., the Lockwood Dump). Everything goes!

What we supply:
News Desk and Black Rock City Backdrop
Weather and Traffic Maps
Lighting
Large Canvas Tarps for Floor
Boxes to Protect/Display TVs
TVs
Lots of other miscellaneous studio stuff

Again, the location of this liquidation event is "Mini's on Parr" at 280 E. Parr Blvd., Sparks, Nevada, between 10:00 am and noon ONLY on Saturday, September 20, 2008.

Thank you for your dedication and loyalty to the company, and we wish you well in your future endeavors.

Honey Shuttlecock, HR
408.202.4829

PS: Due to legal liabilities, former BMTV employees are barred from endorsing, recommending, critiquing, or otherwise commenting on the past performance (or lack thereof) of BMTV staff and management.

(Note: the references to "company", "liabilities", and any other quasi-reality-camp terminology are solely intended for the purpose of humor. Do not take them seriously. But, we are serious about gifting our beloved theme camp or parts thereof to anyone willing to show up to our storage locker in Sparks, Nevada.)