The Bar

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:59 pm

Hey, the dipshit (me!) just figured it out... But, now it's stopping and starting every 2 seconds or so; not buffering?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:59 pm

stuart wrote:thanks, but corporate policy denies me the ability to drink either at work, at home, on vacation, or in retirement.

what about contact highs?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:00 pm

yet another fabulous song

*nobody loves me....*

OOH!!! and now Nirvana!! all my favorites!!

hey, stu...here's a double shot o rumplemintz...tastes like cough syrup, tell the corporate joes that it's medicinal...

sparkletarte wrote: Quote:
Nemo on Ice

That sounds more like a buffet item than a skating deal.

http://andrewsinclair.org/archive/findi ... on_ice.htm

sparkletarte wrote: Wah, my day isn't going my way- please pour me a nice yummy drink. I just got dissed by my mortgage broker and in 45 minutes my income tax auditor will be here. Is there some kind of weird planet thing going on right now??

i hear that...sounds shitty all around. Howzabout a nice strong Playa Sunrise - I invented it at our decom party last weekend - tequila, OJ, cran, lime juice and a splash o pineapple. Yum!!

looking for astrology info....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:00 pm

Bambi of Finland wrote:I thought I'd lay low for awhile, and all hell has broken loose in here. Look atcha all lyin in yer own fluids..

Inaccurate! We;ve been lying in each other's fluids!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:01 pm

tisha2 wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:Hey, anybody know what this is, (pulls a gallon jar with some thing floating an a gray brown fluid from under the bar]
Woodrow?!

Are you Serious? Lemme see!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:02 pm

http://www.whacked.net/blog/archives/000218.html

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:03 pm

samtzu wrote:WOODROW!!!!!! JESUS H. CHRIST!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK????!!!!! GIMME THAT!!!!! (Unscrews lid, pulls out the poor, limp, little guy) WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED???

WHO DID THIS?????

Hey, boss.... what's happening.... hey, where's all the wimmin?? What'd I miss... Where's Fishy? She's fun!!! I got the full tour of her insides, and wound up in the women's shitter. You know how much fun that was!!?? :twisted: Looking up at.... well, you know! Hey, I'm salty!!! Must have been the fish!! I tried talking to the pickled eggs, but they were pretty pickled!! Tee Hee!!!! Hey! I'm pretty pickled myself... WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

You little fucker!!! You had me worried.... Shit... dammit!!!! Back in the pants....

Dang it! I had my stomach pumped. It hurt and that little f*kkr escaped! How does he do that?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:05 pm

samtzu wrote:Yeah... that old, "Don't put that in your mouth!! You don't know where it's been!!" takes on some scary dimensions...

*groan* no kidding.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:05 pm

Are you using a PC friendly player like WinAmp or Windows Media Player? Those are the two that work best. Other than that I cannot really give you much help but you could always check on http://www.shoutcast.com to see if they can help. Part of it could be a firewall issue.

Jason

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:07 pm

cowboyangel wrote:BBC may be planning a return..the Daleks can never be exterminated

I remember back in '72 when that Dalek got stolen. Never watched the show though.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:08 pm

Oops just saw ya got it

Jason

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:09 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
DVD Burner wrote:Would it be ok if I ordered 2 drinks for Joel and Isotopia please?

no thank you.

and now something colorful and completely different

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

I saw that John Waters movie.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:37 pm

Hey look!! We're on page 69!!!!!

Hmmmm....calls for a special drink, eh...? any suggestions??

And thanks for all the props about The Bar, everyone! Now if I could only find a way to make a living with this magic-thread-hosting touch I seem to have.....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:42 pm

How about muffdivers in honor of page 69

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:44 pm

Sandwichman wrote:How about muffdivers in honor of page 69

Jason

sounds perfect! what's in it??

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:47 pm

HELLO! Ahh, good to take a load off.

Sorry if I smell like cedar, I did a little shingling after work on the shed and now I feel like I need a beer.

Was someone talking about chicken fucking a while back? Well, maybe Joel has something more to say on the subject being a chicken farmer and all. (Just gotta saay it, even though he'll no doubt PM me later about it.)

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:52 pm

You got it baby, a tall frosty brew for the hard-workin' man...Hey I got a fence out back that needs some work...

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:57 pm

I think I'm gonna need a stiff one.

If C-Span does'nt get back to me on the Brian Lamb interview about the Presidents I.Q. , Joel and Isotopia are never gonna let me live it down.

Make that 2 of whatever you make.

Thanks.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:04 pm

Hey everybody,
Glad to see that funny smell in here over the weekend wasn't you.

tisha how about an Irish coffee.

How's everybody else's day gone?

hey tisha that cedar chest smell is a lot better than the aroma this place had yesterday what is some kind of incense?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:06 pm

DVD you really should take that eye patch off it will screw up your vision forever if you leave it on to long.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:11 pm

tisha2 wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:How about muffdivers in honor of page 69

Jason
Muff Divers

1 1/4 oz. Creme de Cacao
1 1/4 oz. Cream
Juice of 1 Lime
Juice of 1 Lemon

Cover with whipped cream no hands allowed.

Jason

sounds perfect! what's in it??

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:12 pm

Shit time for another drink--

Muff Divers

1 1/4 oz. Creme de Cacao
1 1/4 oz. Cream
Juice of 1 Lime
Juice of 1 Lemon

Top with Whipped cream drink with no hands.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:25 pm

mmmm...yummy!!! (doncha hate that no edit thingy?)

'kay, kids, I'm out for real!! Take it easy, but take it.

*smooch*

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:30 pm

I got'ta go too, me and the dogs need to hunt somethen down to eat...... later.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:36 pm

Hope you all have enjoyed the tunes. At about 5p I am going to kill the music til tomorrow and enjoy some real beverages.

Jason

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:54 pm

I'm gonna leave my eye atch on forever because:
1.) Alpha made it
2.) Joel and Isotopia would never dare hit a guy with an eye patch on.

Can I have another drink please?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:53 pm

here ya go kid

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:55 pm

It's a good thing I am a lot calmer than I sound on the fuck thread. I was imagining myself as Sam Kinnison there for a second. Anyway, just popped in for a quick after work nip and then off to hug my kiddos. Nice job on the Jameson's, Tisha. I think I will nab that last shot and hit the door. Take care all.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:56 pm

Sorry, We're closing the Bar down for underage drinking!

Only kidding, Give another just like the other bartender!

Hmm, what's a nice fairy like you doing in a place like this?

Oh, how do you like my new neon paint job?
Just got it today on special for free!

Well got to go the kids have school to morrow.

A II Z

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 8:03 pm

Hey Zeus...nice to see you here...here ya go buddy