The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:10 pm

sshhh!!!... i've been know to get pregnant with less of a mention than that...!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:13 pm

stuart wrote:damn,

things are heatin up in borg1/borg2 land

Yeah. This is looking interesting. I plan to post more about the cities-within-a-city Pattern Language stuff later. Did you read my (too) long posts on the matter from the weekend?

This calls for something. Don't know what.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:13 pm

are you a fertile myrtle?

I think I might be a sterile gerald

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:15 pm

no sir I did not, I tend not to catch up. But, I am sitting at home with a well fucking stocked bar (can't wait for Tisha to work some magic at the House of S) and time on my hands so if you give me a link, I'll get your drink.

i'm a poet and not even aware of the fact

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:26 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Yeah. This is looking interesting. I plan to post more about the cities-within-a-city Pattern Language stuff later. Did you read my (too) long posts on the matter from the weekend?

It was well written. Personally I think the city could use with a major layout change. Maybe a bunch of random circle placed around the playa with interconnected 'roads', sorta like feudal europe.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:37 pm

stuart wrote:no sir I did not, I tend not to catch up. But, I am sitting at home with a well fucking stocked bar (can't wait for Tisha to work some magic at the House of S) and time on my hands so if you give me a link, I'll get your drink.

i'm a poet and not even aware of the fact

that shit made me lol for the first time all day!!

yeah - can't wait to whip up some fine-ass cocktails fer yer shindig...

i have no idea what's going on with city-threads, and right now i don't honestly care. i like to show up and see what i can do with what's there. not so into the planning part... too much haggling over shit that won't really happen. i don't have time... when it's real - i'll pitch in.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:38 pm

a radical layout change would sure as hell make for a very new experience. Interface.

I can understand how the borg might be comfortable with the current layout though. It has solved some issues. And, well, it's just beautiful from the air. I think that image is one of the best pieces of art out there.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:43 pm

stuart wrote:are you a fertile myrtle?

I think I might be a sterile gerald

i am.

both of mine were 'one-shot' deals. even had one happen with protection that didn't make it (early miscarriage - it's okay). i've learned to lock myself up when ovulating... like a werewolf.

gotta take the kid to choir. then a x-mas party.

ta till later!

make yerselves lemondrops, eh? there's really good vodka back there, and powdered suger for the glass rims.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:44 pm

<smooch>

Laura will be mixing up pre-made cocktails in a couple of 2 1/2 gallon jugs. We have yet to finalize what they will be though one of them, I'm sure, will be her signature rum punch. The rum punch creates zany, energetic drunks somehow. I am sure my dear friend Jason<not of the eplaya> will be mixologizing. You will love him. He could charm Imelda Marcos away from a shoe sale at John Fluvog.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:37 pm

tisha2 wrote:make yerselves lemondrops, eh? there's really good vodka back there, and powdered suger for the glass rims.

Shhh...don't tell Tisha, but I sold all the really good vodka and bought three times as much really cheap vodka and some brita water filters. No one should notice.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:39 pm

sputnik wrote:
tisha2 wrote:make yerselves lemondrops, eh? there's really good vodka back there, and powdered suger for the glass rims.
Shhh...don't tell Tisha, but I sold all the really good vodka and bought three times as much really cheap vodka and some brita water filters. No one should notice.

ith

Woo hoo! Do you know how to make a lemon drop? Cause I'm clueless!!!!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:40 pm

*ith* (fuckin shorthand program)

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:41 pm

I'll have some of that cheap shitty vodka then please.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:53 pm

I've had them before. So we'll just have to experiment until we get it right. Good thing we've got a lot of vodka.

BTW, I just loaded the jukebox with practically every song I have and put it on shuffle. It should last a few days.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:59 pm

Of course, if this were the carney bar you could have the drink as long as you could tell the bartender what was in it.

Anyway, I say we try a shot of vodka with a squeeze of lemon in a glass with the sugared rim.

Here you go.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:02 pm

Mmmm, yummy. Thanks sput! And fuck you very much for music *I* can't hear.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:06 pm

I can't hear it either but satellite radio is rockin tonight. More shitty vodka.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:07 pm

Ya know, if I could somehow make it happen for you, I would. What about Mr 12 inch? Maybe he has some .... naa, what am I saying.

Another drink?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:12 pm

sputnik wrote:Ya know, if I could somehow make it happen for you, I would. What about Mr 12 inch? Maybe he has some .... naa, what am I saying.

Another drink?

*Sigh*

Mr. Twelve-inch is off saving hte world one darter trout at a time.

*Sigh*

Another drink would be fine, thanks!

Dude, gotta warn ya I'm really a lightweight, though; if I start to get violent, will you sedate me?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:15 pm

gigglesnort wrote:Dude, gotta warn ya I'm really a lightweight, though; if I start to get violent, will you sedate me?

So, you become violent, huh?

How about we just use some restraints? I'm not too good with mixing up sedatives.

This time let's try a shot of vodka in the hollowed out half of a lemon (with sugar to sweeten it a bit)

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:18 pm

mmmm, restraints......

Mr. Twelve-inch is a Master of Knots, ya know.....

I like these lemon drops! :wink:

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:18 pm

Sput, here are some cuffs from my former job. No key though.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:23 pm

OK, last one for me. Gotta get up early tomorrow and watch the sun rise. This time we do it the right way:

1 oz Vodka
2 oz Lemonade

mix with ice in a glass with a sugared rim.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:25 pm

G'night....

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:26 pm

Did someone ask for vodka?

I'll take a warm version of that Sputnik. I'm working on my AR tonight and it's a bit...er... the weather outside is frightful. But the bar is so delightful!

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:32 pm

i know this is late for today, but here's the telling of my first santcon...

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:41 pm

HAHA! Okay, so far I understand the Santa thing involves drinking, ruckus, and strippers.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:17 pm

III wrote:i know this is late for today, but here's the telling of my first santcon...

sounds like one o those... ' i'm really glad i wasn't there, but i'm sure as FUCK glad you were... and lived to tell the tale...

and i'm just drunk after a work function... no stripping OR santas... fuck!!

oops, wrong thread...

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:23 pm

tisha2 wrote:
III wrote:i know this is late for today, but here's the telling of my first santcon...
sounds like one o those... ' i'm really glad i wasn't there, but i'm sure as FUCK glad you were... and lived to tell the tale...

and i'm just drunk after a work function... no stripping OR santas... fuck!!

oops, wrong thread...

Easily fixed.

Go to Nordstrom's. Take off clothes in front of the store Santa.

Y'know, me and Rian need to start an advice thread like someone suggested a while ago.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:31 pm

I suggested it... and you really do...

(Dear Rob the Wop: i just got pregnant at Burning Man and I can't find the father.. what should I do?)

and i have no Nordstrom's... will Target do..?
or perhaps just dress up like a sexy elf and frolic downtown all by meself next weekend..?