The Bar

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:37 pm

Midget porn
Midget porn
Midget porn
Midget porn
Midget porn

Could work.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:42 pm

it sure as fuck has me laughing!!

drink, baby? yer up LATE. fall asleep with the kiddies, again?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:44 pm

You know the drill, T. I was out at 9 p.m. after reading two books to the 3-year-old. Now I am drinking a Tecate and wondering what to do with myself.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:48 pm

buckethead alien wrote:You know the drill, T. I was out at 9 p.m. after reading two books to the 3-year-old. Now I am drinking a Tecate and wondering what to do with myself.

i wanna say: do you really need help with that...?
but i know yer not home alone like i am...

i took mine to said work function (read: drunken x-mas gathering) and she crashed after the sugar high reading "Charlotte's Web" to herself...and i had to try not to laugh after earlier eplaya reference to "Beastiality's Web"...!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:02 pm

T, dammit, don't get me started on that. That subject seems to have been, uh, coming up a lot today. Where's Diane o'Thirst? Maybe the chackrakahns are alinged in the kundalini or something.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:17 pm

I just got home from a serious Ranger party, shitfaced and I need another drink, Tish wadda ya got?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:18 pm

okay, boys... i see the orneriest of the ornery are up on here tonight... who's up fer a shot of Patron? and POST some shit! tell me a story, dammit. Something entertaining had to happen to y'all today!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:19 pm

Gimme a shot, my truck shit the bed, Rangers got me drunk, and I need BM type company.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:20 pm

AND I have a Stalker!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:20 pm

Patron to go with my Tecate. That'll work. Lemme think about today for a minute.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:20 pm

tisha2 wrote:I suggested it... and you really do...

(Dear Rob the Wop: i just got pregnant at Burning Man and I can't find the father.. what should I do?)

Dear preggers,

Find someone that looks just like him. Fuck him too. Convince him that the kid's his.

Of course that chances of finding two people stupid enough to drink cleaning fluid that look alike are phenominal, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you.

Love,
Evil Rob

(Told ya this was easy.)

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:21 pm

[quote="helitack"]AND I have a Stalker![/quote

Same one as before?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:21 pm

Yer minutes up.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:22 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
helitack wrote:AND I have a Stalker![/quote

Same one as before?

Yes.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:22 pm

tisha2 wrote:okay, boys... i see the orneriest of the ornery are up on here tonight... who's up fer a shot of Patron?

here here.

who is the orneriest or the ornery?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:22 pm

<i>Dear Rob the Wop,

Is it true that it's okay to drink Pine Sol?

Ernestly,

Santa

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:23 pm

You wanna hear what happened with the stalker?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:23 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
tisha2 wrote:I suggested it... and you really do...

(Dear Rob the Wop: i just got pregnant at Burning Man and I can't find the father.. what should I do?)
Dear preggers,

Find someone that looks just like him. Fuck him too. Convince him that the kid's his.

Of course that chances of finding two people stupid enough to drink cleaning fluid that look alike are phenominal, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you.

Love,
Evil Rob

(Told ya this was easy.)

Yay! evile Rob had me laughing too hard to type!! YAY!!!!!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:23 pm

Fuckin'-A right we do, Heli!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:25 pm

helitack wrote:You wanna hear what happened with the stalker?

yes.

and i can't wait for Rob's reply to the pine-sol question!... start yer own thread already!!!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:29 pm

A stupid story
By BHA

So Saturday night I got the (rare) green light to go out to a place where a friend was supposed to be bartending. I called another friend to check what time his shift began and she told me that Jason (his real name) had been fired on Friday after getting into an argument with the dickweed owner about the beer being warm or something. So I fucking drove around listening to tunes and looking at fucking Christmas decorations. That was my big Saturday night out. Woo-fucking-hoo. I found out later that Jason was playing drinking games at someone's house and threw up three times.

The end

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:31 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
tisha2 wrote:okay, boys... i see the orneriest of the ornery are up on here tonight... who's up fer a shot of Patron?
here here.

who is the orneriest or the ornery?

the magic mirror replies, " why YOU are, oh Joel the Ornery! YOU are!"

patron off my clavicle ?? or belly button ??

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:31 pm

buckethead alien wrote:<i>Dear Rob the Wop,

Is it true that it's okay to drink Pine Sol?

Ernestly,

Santa

Dear Santa,

Only if you've been drinking out of the toilet again. Oh wait, that's Tidy Bowl. You'll have to lick the floor prior to drinking Pine Sol.

Personally, I like smashing my face into plate glass windows and drinking Windex- but to each their own.

I won't even mention what goes best with licking hairballs out of sinks.

Honestly,
Evil Rob

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:32 pm

Belly button. No question about it.
That is, if you're talking to me

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:34 pm

OK, so I started posting here about a month after BM 04, I met a lot of people while I was there.
Then I start getting PM's from someone who wRiTeS lIKe tHiS, lots of em. But I am a big boy and I can take care of myself so I blow em off. My friend took the picture that is my avatar. Then that person states they are coming to THIS AREA. I am working one day during that time, I am walking into the parking lot and see a car door open and this person gets out and takes one look at me, realizes that oops, they had trashed me and not known who they were trashing and gets back in the car and leaves. I had seen this person on the Esplanade once when I was with my friend. And they realized they needed to drink a cup of "shut the fuck up" and now they are moving three hours away. Yikes. Gimme a drink will ya. ht

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:36 pm

Patron off the belly button please.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:37 pm

buckethead alien wrote:A stupid story
By BHA

So Saturday night I got the (rare) green light to go out to a place where a friend was supposed to be bartending. I called another friend to check what time his shift began and she told me that Jason (his real name) had been fired on Friday after getting into an argument with the dickweed owner about the beer being warm or something. So I fucking drove around listening to tunes and looking at fucking Christmas decorations. That was my big Saturday night out. Woo-fucking-hoo. I found out later that Jason was playing drinking games at someone's house and threw up three times.

The end

dude.

that sucked.

did you do anything interesting alone in the car... ? anything...?

lessee... Saturday night.... got off work - picked up the kiddies, went to my friends' for dinner & drinks (we share a duplex), got the kids to sleep, went to bed, and listened to her have SEX for an hour before falling asleep.

FUN!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:39 pm

[/quote]

and listened to her have SEX for an hour before falling asleep.

FUN![/quote]
Better than I had last night.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:40 pm

tisha2 wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:
tisha2 wrote:okay, boys... i see the orneriest of the ornery are up on here tonight... who's up fer a shot of Patron?
here here.

who is the orneriest or the ornery?
the magic mirror replies, " why YOU are, oh Joel the Ornery! YOU are!"

patron off my clavicle ?? or belly button ??

joel the ornery is no more.

i did go to the doctor about my burning man bump (left shoulder), which is actually a partially torn rotator cuff. appointment with orthopedic surgeon on 19 Jan 05.

ah, health care insurance.

clavicle or belly button?

clavicle, that way my wife won't hit me with the frying pan.

santa · Post by **santa** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:41 pm

I am fucking Santa. Ho ho ho.