The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:44 pm

santa wrote:I am fucking Santa. Ho ho ho.

right now??!! like, as we speak??!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:46 pm

I am so trashed, too much Jaegermeister and bud light. Maybe Rian will talk to me in the morning. Santa, is that you?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:46 pm

tisha2 wrote:
santa wrote:I am fucking Santa. Ho ho ho.
right now??!! like, as we speak??!

sort of that whole nice and naughty all at the same time kind of thing, eh?

santa · Post by **santa** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:46 pm

Now now Tisha. You've been a very naughty girl. You don't want Santa to bring you a lump of coal do you?

santa · Post by **santa** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:48 pm

Yes it's me, Santa, and I want to get ripped.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:48 pm

With coal we can make fire.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:49 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
Simply Joel wrote: here here.

who is the orneriest or the ornery?
the magic mirror replies, " why YOU are, oh Joel the Ornery! YOU are!"

patron off my clavicle ?? or belly button ??
joel the ornery is no more.

i did go to the doctor about my burning man bump (left shoulder), which is actually a partially torn rotator cuff. appointment with orthopedic surgeon on 19 Jan 05.

ah, health care insurance.

clavicle or belly button?

clavicle, that way my wife won't hit me with the frying pan.

awww... baby! ouch! you got it... right here - * offers patron-laden shoulder * and now i gotta get up on the bar and * ugh * pull up my black velvet tank fer the belly shots for the other boys.... there we go...

Heli - want me to give HeR some smackdown... ? i will, ya know... 'nother shot o whiskey and i'll kick some AsS!!! HolD me BacK!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:51 pm

Naw, I don't know, I think I have it under control. But I do want a belly button shot, OK?

santa · Post by **santa** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:52 pm

fuckin a can Santa get some of that hootch?!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:52 pm

remember ladies and gentlemen, the belly button is a little farther north in case you were wondering/wandering

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:53 pm

And she is definitely NOT the girl I want to ride in my Suburban.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:53 pm

santa wrote:Now now Tisha. You've been a very naughty girl. You don't want Santa to bring you a lump of coal do you?

well now, that depends.... when you say, "coal" you mean... ???

as for gettin' ripped... what can i getcha? jaeger? whiskey? cheap vodka? (some fucker sold off the good stuff...)

santa · Post by **santa** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:53 pm

Fuck you Joel! Santa wants to get busy!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:54 pm

Gimme some shitty vodka too then. Lets get rid of it.

santa · Post by **santa** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:55 pm

Fuck the vodka. Just gimme the bartender! Heeeeeee-yaw! Santa's in the house!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:55 pm

Well Santa might just have to wait, your day is coming in 18 days.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:56 pm

Simply Joel wrote:remember ladies and gentlemen, the belly button is a little farther north in case you were wondering/wandering

thank YOU very much...

* ahem *

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:56 pm

santa wrote:Fuck you Joel! Santa wants to get busy!

apparently, "ladies and gentlemen" doesn't properly describe your status.

you want to get busy?

gift me something.

santa · Post by **santa** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:56 pm

No nookie for you Helitaco! Arrrrrrrrrhhhhhhh!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:57 pm

Tish, you want I should have a little chat with Santa?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:58 pm

i WonDeR iF SanTa is WhO i tHinK sHe IS?

santa · Post by **santa** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:59 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
santa wrote:Fuck you Joel! Santa wants to get busy!
apparently, "ladies and gentlemen" doesn't properly describe your status.

you want to get busy?

gift me something.

How about a new hat?

Where's dat wooo-mon? Rawwwwwwwwwr!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:00 am

Nope, not Stanford grammar.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:01 am

helitack wrote:i WonDeR iF SanTa is WhO i tHinK sHe IS?

No, chill, Heli. Santa's me. I just had to register the name so that it didn't fall into the wrong hands. Anytime you want to be Santa you let me know. I'll share the suit.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:03 am

naww... i think this santa is harmless... huh, little santa-wanta-woo??

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:03 am

Nice BA, had me flummoxed fer a minute. Tish, may I say that yours is the finest tasting belly button, the Patron was good but, wow.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:04 am

buckethead alien wrote:
helitack wrote:i WonDeR iF SanTa is WhO i tHinK sHe IS?
No, chill, Heli. Santa's me. I just had to register the name so that it didn't fall into the wrong hands. Anytime you want to be Santa you let me know. I'll share the suit.

please disregard any navigational advice provided herein.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:06 am

i KNEW it was you!

shaddup, Joel..! it's perfectly relevant...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:07 am

Now I am confused. Nother belly shot please, maybe it will clear my head.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:09 am

The question is, now that it's 3 a.m. on the EC, do I stay up and hang with you all or do I try to sleep. Dang.