The Bar

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:35 pm

Please allow me to bauch in your bar.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:37 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
helitack wrote: I don't know, must be that baucherize is the process and debaucherize is the removing of the process. Kinda like de-icing a plane, or that rain is actually cipitation and the before the rain is pre-cipitation, no?
Shit, kan you tell I found a bottle of tequila today?
So why do you de-ice a plane but ice a cake? Or does this belong on semantics?
how 'bout this: you drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway....

Oh Poof that chesnut is a cliche. You're driving to a garage on a driveway--the parking came later, and you're driving through a park on a parkway. I'm thinking the FAA should hire a bunch of small children to de-ice a plane--but imagine the sugar highs.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:37 pm

helitack wrote:Please allow me to bauch in your bar.

Can you bauch process?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:39 pm

Wasn;t Bauchhaus an art movement in the not so distant past?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:49 pm

helitack wrote:Wasn;t Bauchhaus an art movement in the not so distant past?

you mean bauchhaus. (the lowercase letter is important.) it included walters gropingus and mahogany-nagy.

And never never never to be confused with the bauchelor pad art movement. (Mostly caused by the movement of old food on the floor.)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:53 pm

And there's always Vivat Baucchus from the Abduction from the Seraglio:

Mozart wrote:PEDRILLO
Vivat, Baucchus!
Baucchus lebe!
Bauchus war ein braver Mann!

OSMIN
Ob ichs wage?
Ob ich trinke?
Ob's wohl Allah sehen kann?

PEDRILLO
Was hilft das Zaudern?
Hinunter, hinunter!
Nicht lange, nicht lange gefragt!

OSMIN
Nun wär's geschehen,
Nun wär's hinunter:
Das heiss ich, das heiss ich gewagt!

BEIDE
Es leben die Mädchen,
Die Blonden, die Braunen,
Sie leben hoch!

PEDRILLO
Das schmeckt treflich!

OSMIN
Das schmeckt herrlich!

BEIDE
Ah! das heiss ich Göttertrank!
Vivat Baucchus,
Baucchus lebe,
Baucchus, der den Wein erfand!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:03 pm

My head hurts now.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:34 pm

baAAAAAUch ... opps, sorry, too much beer.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:37 pm

Your excused. Nother beverage for me por favor.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:41 pm

Dammit to hell this day is dragging. Down one member of the team and all goes to shit. That and a ton of people croaking in the last week. Waiting...waiting...waiting....

A little drop o' Scotch wouldn't hurt anything.

BARKEEP!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:45 pm

Hey Rian, here's a drink of your choice and I found a proven solution to your "engineering" problem:
http://www.uniquevents.com/categories/M ... ly_jpg.jpg

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:55 pm

BHA... as long as the champagne's on you...

let's hit it!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:00 pm

<Sputnik wanders in from the deep playa, ice hanging off his clothes>

Brrr...cold out there.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:00 pm

helitack wrote:Hey Rian, here's a drink of your choice and I found a proven solution to your "engineering" problem:
http://www.uniquevents.com/categories/M ... ly_jpg.jpg

mwah! thanks heli. half an hour and i'm free.

dashed of a letter to the ed (being quite courteous even though he was an ass) and did some work shit and now i get to plan a zine with a friend and her toddler then back to mine (and go see amin, the pakistani shiite dry cleaner in between) and hopefully sleep and not dealing with significant others who are too tired to make sense! (um, sorry, if you read this... good thing you're sleeping now??)

as for drinks - something very alcoholic, please. is it even fair to be frustrated when significant people in your life are too tired to even care when things have been somewhat shitty?

hermithood, here i come...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:09 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:BHA... as long as the champagne's on you...

let's hit it!

You mean ON me, baby?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:18 pm

Well, today's my early day so I'm out now. Here's some premixed Everclear and ginger beer. You'll be burping flames--always cool.

Oh, and a nice mallet for heli's headache.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:19 pm

I'll take some of that fishie.

Thanks.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:23 pm

Great... Jason's not going to Seattle... crap... I'll miss him, we had fun on Saturday... but, hey! A gig's a gig.

I'll have what Joel's having...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:24 pm

bitter corn liquour from the heartland?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:29 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:bitter corn liquour from the heartland?

Fishy, you are, without a doubt, the quickest, wittiest, funniest person on these boards! Thank you...

And, no... I'll just have the bitters...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:29 pm

And some finger food

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:30 pm

I keep hitting the 'submit' button... but it won't submit...

I've never been into that kinda' stuff anyway... but it's still frustrating.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:33 pm

Get on your knees before hitting it. Your submission is obviously forced and therefore unacceptable.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:35 pm

[in her santa's helper getup, giggles produces another round from teh santa bag] :wink:

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:37 pm

You mean ON me

you know, I typed that in addition to what I posted, but then I erased it...

creepy....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:39 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
You mean ON me
you know, I typed that in addition to what I posted, but then I erased it...

creepy....

*tip of finger in teeth*

Then let me pour it <i>here</i>.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:49 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:
You mean ON me
you know, I typed that in addition to what I posted, but then I erased it...

creepy....
*tip of finger in teeth*

Then let me pour it <i>here</i>.

*deep cleansing breaths*

wwwoooowwww....

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:51 pm

ok, my sick ass is here as requested. now whatcha gonna do to me? i mean with me? i mean, where is Rian anyways?

hi!

how about some vodka?!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:02 pm

Vodka would be good. We have some of the 'special' vodka left from the other day.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:04 pm

hmmm...special vodka...ok, i'll try it!

*quickly back reads thread to find out what she is agreeing to drink!*