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Post by tisha2 » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:03 pm

does anyone else feel just a little bit dirty for just sittin' back and watching these two...??
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Post by buckethead alien » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:04 pm

*shlurp*

mmmmmm, good.

damn, missed a bit, hold on...

*llllllllick*

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Post by GuinivereElise » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:04 pm

tisha2 wrote:does anyone else feel just a little bit dirty for just sittin' back and watching these two...??
no need, sweetie... we like it...

:twisted:

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Post by GuinivereElise » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:05 pm

buckethead alien wrote:*shlurp*

mmmmmm, good.

damn, missed a bit, hold on...

*llllllllick*
oooh! that tickles a bit... but in that really good way...

now I'm all throbby and tingly...

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Post by buckethead alien » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:05 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
tisha2 wrote:does anyone else feel just a little bit dirty for just sittin' back and watching these two...??
no need, sweetie... we like it...

:twisted:
yep.

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Post by GuinivereElise » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:06 pm

so, is it MY turn, BHA??

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Post by sputnik » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:07 pm

tisha2 wrote:does anyone else feel just a little bit dirty for just sittin' back and watching these two...??
C'mon, that's half the fun.

The other half of which would be actually joining in.
It's going to be alright.

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Post by buckethead alien » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:08 pm

mmm-hmm, it's your turn, baby

What are you drinking and where do you want it?

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Post by tisha2 » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:09 pm

sputnik wrote:
tisha2 wrote:does anyone else feel just a little bit dirty for just sittin' back and watching these two...??
C'mon, that's half the fun.

The other half of which would be actually joining in.
hhmmmm..... ya wanna shot, sput?? :twisted:
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Post by sputnik » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:10 pm

So, Tisha. Want a shot? I got a good spot here just at my collarbone, or maybe behind my knee?
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Post by Count Sockula » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:11 pm

sputnik wrote:
tisha2 wrote:does anyone else feel just a little bit dirty for just sittin' back and watching these two...??
C'mon, that's half the fun.

The other half of which would be actually joining in.
Were you complaining or commenting, m'dear? I vote yes dirty and no complaining! Go Buckit-n-GE go!

Care for another whiskey? Woo! I feel a little *silly*!
I don't know what yer talking about.

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Post by sputnik » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:11 pm

So we're in tune, must be the music.

You first.
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Post by Count Sockula » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:12 pm

Guess that leaves me with.......me! Alrighty me, body shot off the left inner ankle.....mmmmm, i like it.....
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Post by Skull » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:13 pm

a stranger in town, unremarkable save for the little blue skull patch on his hoodie, walks into a bar he has only heard of but never been to.

trying not to look anybody in the eye, he walks up the bar, pulls out a fresh pack of Samperna X-tras and sits down. He gingerly pulls out a cig and breathes in the aroma of cloves and tobacco. Having lit the curiously dark cigarette, he tosses the matchbook down and wonders how on earth he ended up with matches from some place called "Here at Last".

He looks down the bar hoping to catch the attention of the bartender.

<exhale upwards>

"excuse me, may I order a drink?"
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Post by tisha2 » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:13 pm

not complaining... confessing.

yeah - nice synch, baby. i *do* like the collarbone... let's put the salt, ah... *here*

and you hold the lime right *there*.

now hold still...
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Post by sputnik » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:14 pm

OK. I'm holding still.
It's going to be alright.

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Post by tisha2 » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:15 pm

Skull wrote:a stranger in town, unremarkable save for the little blue skull patch on his hoodie, walks into a bar he has only heard of but never been to.

trying not to look anybody in the eye, he walks up the bar, pulls out a fresh pack of Samperna X-tras and sits down. He gingerly pulls out a cig and breathes in the aroma of cloves and tobacco. Having lit the curiously dark cigarette, he tosses the matchbook down and wonders how on earth he ended up with matches from some place called "Here at Last".

He looks down the bar hoping to catch the attention of the bartender.

<exhale upwards>

"excuse me, may I order a drink?"
...just a sec...
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Post by Count Sockula » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:15 pm

bartender is um.....busy.....can I get you a shot somewhere....I mean of something.....?
I don't know what yer talking about.

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Post by helitack » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:16 pm

Good gawd, after reading LAST nights bar activities, someone must have upped the hormone additives to the bar stock, jeeebus. And play the violin for heli, out in the middle of BFE.

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Post by tisha2 » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:19 pm

sputnik wrote:OK. I'm holding still.
* deep dangerous gaze *

* slow advance *

* slower lick *

* gentle sips *

* tender nibble *

* frisky smooch *

mmmm...... perfect. thanks, baby.
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Post by gigglesnort » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:19 pm

Hey it just bumped off hte count and now it's letting me be giggles!

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Post by tisha2 » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:21 pm

NOW.

what can i getcha hoodied stranger?? ooh! can i get one o those smokes??

shaddup, heli... my chances aren't any better than yours here in my own version of bfe.

be thinkin' about where you want your shot, sput...
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Post by Skull » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:21 pm

No rush. I'll have a Basil Hayden, neat, with a water back at your convenience.

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Post by santa » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:24 pm

Did someone say pinesol?

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Post by Skull » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:24 pm

well the shot of Basil would be lovely in the nape of someone's neck, and the water back, well.... seems faily obvious.

pulls out two cloves and hands them both to the bartender
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Post by tisha2 » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:24 pm

goddamn eplaya evil issues bumping everyone off... hey! it's like mafiosos or something... who the fuck owed money to who??

Basil Hayden? sorry, baby....gimmee a hint.
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Post by tisha2 » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:26 pm

santa wrote:Did someone say pinesol?
ages ago. ya want one daddy-o?
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Post by Skull » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:27 pm

bourbon, but I'll take whatever ya got. need something to warm up these cold bones.
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Post by sputnik » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:27 pm

tisha2 wrote:be thinkin' about where you want your shot, sput...
Back of the knee hold quite a bit if you've got good legs and you do. How about some Blueberry Vodka?
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Post by santa » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:29 pm

tisha2 wrote:
santa wrote:Did someone say pinesol?
ages ago. ya want one daddy-o?
yeah but santa takes no shots off nobody

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