This Is The Greatest Thread

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:26 am

This one time at band camp there were all these people who sneaked out and found ways to get online but instead of checking email or surfing porn, they visited the Burning Man BBS and filled up an entire thread with all of this crazy shit and people read it and liked it and I just couldn't believe that people would like it but they did!

help · Post by **help** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:31 am

Seldom being one to take things at face value, I checked it out for myself.

I tried these:

but they sucked, compared to this all-new-and-improved, smiley-faced Elvis thread.

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(The aforementioned "needle" refers to the type of person-to-person joking and jesting commonly encountered in the American Midwest, and should not be misconstrued otherwise. Any, and all, other uses are misconceptions, and will be summarily disregarded as such.)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:31 pm

for a minute there I thought that was assorted hippie toilet paper....

next thought...I gotta get some......

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:33 pm

Warning, don't go back into previous threads here unless you have a T1 or fiber optic internet connection and you can thank DVD Burner.

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:33 pm

cowboyangel wrote:and you can thank DVD Burner.

Thank you DVD Burner

FYI Page 4 is pretty great. I saw things I never saw before... Great things.

Post by **mdmf007** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:34 pm

HERES TO DVD!!!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:41 pm

You guys.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:12 pm

I hope never to see page four again.

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...Cause, um...it's greatness...is too...overwhelming. Yeah, that's the ticket.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:56 pm

..and the hippie toilet paper?

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:02 pm

I got a new wireless mouse for giftmas.
I think I broke the scroll wheel on Page 4.
Serves me right, I shouldn't have went back and taken another look...plus all those damn smilies gave me a freakin headache.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:42 am

Good. All that racket was starting to get to me. I wonder if All them Elvises are gonna make cataing goddammits boat sink?

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:13 am

Box Burner wrote:All them Elvises

Elvises

or

Elvi

Ladies and gentlemen the Elvi have left the building.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:07 am

If you are from Kentucky, that is exactly how it's said.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:47 am

But isn't the pertinent pronunciation from Mississippi or Tennessee?

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:12 pm

This thread is so great that it should be listed in wikipedia under greatness!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:42 pm

erri. it is!
check here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greatness#See_also

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:02 pm

They're not Elvises... (Elvisii?), they're Elvis fans! Oh, and I screwed up, it's supposed to be "50,000,000 Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong".
But no one minds that I left out 40,000,000 of them, right?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:07 pm

Goddammit that was GREAT, Goddammit.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:34 pm

Of course, true greatness cannot be measured in numbers of little round Elvis fans...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:42 pm

damn someone at wiki edited out our greatness...must re-visit the wiki must re-visit must aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:48 am

Is this thread getting better and better each time I come back here or is it just me.

This is the Greatest Thread

All other threads pale in comparison!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:22 pm

Great

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:26 pm

This thread is truly the definition of Great Threads, making it worthy of the name that is holds

"This Is The Greatest Thread"

Even Zsu Zsu is jealous of the threads greatness.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:06 am

And that bitch doesn't care about anything other that herself.
If that's the case , then this thread is even Greater than I thought.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:46 am

Is this a fine-thread or a course-thread? A left-handed thread maybe?
Either way, by posting in it I just upped the thread count.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:23 am

Even when this thread starts to fray, it still holds just fine.
I'd say that makes it a pretty great thead.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:32 am

...but with greatness...comes Responsibilty.

...where`s my stoagie?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:34 am

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:50 am

Dammit DVD you stole my idea.
Fine.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:52 am