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Post by FaeTora » Thu May 26, 2011 8:55 pm

Why do pets like poison? My cat is fucking obsessed with chewing plastic bags. Not that the house isn't littered with the toy mice her loves and he has a fountain for water and an always full food bowl. I think they like giving us minor heart attacks.
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Post by ygmir » Thu May 26, 2011 9:00 pm

so nice to see some "good fucks" in here.........yay TnT, yay Geo, yay MDF,

and, FT........it this were any other thread, you know the jokes an innuendo would be flying........
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Post by FaeTora » Thu May 26, 2011 9:02 pm

Oh I know.

Fuck. :D
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Post by ^Rhino! » Thu May 26, 2011 9:19 pm

"From the What the FUCK newswire....

The pathetic fucking excuse for a human being the dishonorable Rev. Fred Phelps plans to protest in Joplin, MO this Sunday.....yes the same place where an EF-5 has killed 125 people in the 8th worst tornado to hit in America since records started being kept....

Why couldn't the bolt of lightning that hit the first responder helping out have been saved to take that sorry motherfucker out?

Of all the depraved over the top fucking things that motherfucker has done, this is a despicable low."

Kinetic, you have earned my thanks and a salute.

We've dealt with tornadic winds all fucking week. I spent 3 miserable hours in the hall at work when we had three simultaneous Doppler signatures that were converging on Jefferson City. The same day, a tornado touched down and injured 15 in Sedalia...same system.

Some of those first responders are from Missouri Task Force One. Those guys are heroes. They responded to the World Trade Center AND Katrina, as well as dozens of other disasters nationwide. I'm honored to know some of them.

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Post by MyDearFriend » Sat May 28, 2011 5:44 pm

Sometimes I really hate my FUCKing job, seriously, I do not want to know bad things about people I know, shit, there are just some things I would rather be excused from.

Like, I do not want to know, that someone I have worked with, has been fired, after being caught in a really heinous act.

And, furthermore, I do not want to know, that someone who really does know better, has tried to kill herself, by the absolutely slowest, most certain, and most fucking expensive method possible. Well, it was cheap for her :roll: but her husband will be bankrupt, I am sure, by the time she is gone. Which could take quite a while, and won't be pretty.

Fuck.

And double fuck, because, I liked her, and I wish I hadn't lost touch with her; sometimes the right word at the right time can make a difference.

Aw, FUCK!!!
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Post by ygmir » Sat May 28, 2011 6:43 pm

awe fuck, MDF!!!!!






dang all the misery...........crap.

(((((((((MDF))))))))))))
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Post by MyDearFriend » Sat May 28, 2011 7:27 pm

yeah, well...

"With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful (fucking) world."

Thanks for helping me remember that.

8)

amazing how much a large adult beverage helps, too, gosh...
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Post by Bin Noddin » Mon May 30, 2011 5:44 pm

I needed a schmatteh to clean and oil some tools, went to the ragbag and saw that my old tighty-whities in the ragbag were in better shape than the ones I am wearing. MUCH better shape.
The economic decline continues.
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Post by moonrise » Mon May 30, 2011 7:42 pm

FUCK!! Sorry to hear about eveyone's medical problems. I know what those can do, wipe you out if you're too injured to keep on working, or your medical insurance/costs are sky high...let alone trying to heal/improve or retrain for a new job with insurance. FUCK red tape too!

FUCK being an injured 'wage/salary slave' to GREEDY top 1%'rs!!

Okay this is a triple FUCK, but it was needed.

FUCK yer day, I hope! I know mine needs fucking, that's for fucking sure...
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Post by knowmad » Tue May 31, 2011 3:30 pm

^Rhino! wrote:"From the What the FUCK newswire....

The pathetic fucking excuse for a human being the dishonorable Rev. Fred Phelps plans to protest in Joplin, MO this Sunday.....yes the same place where an EF-5 has killed 125 people in the 8th worst tornado to hit in America since records started being kept....

Why couldn't the bolt of lightning that hit the first responder helping out have been saved to take that sorry motherfucker out?

Of all the depraved over the top fucking things that motherfucker has done, this is a despicable low." ....
That Fucking Shit bag Phelps Ran into a few hundred Motorcycle riding patriots and was unable to make it to Joplin! FUCKING YEAH!


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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue May 31, 2011 4:15 pm

Here, try this KM.


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Post by pinemom » Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:12 am

Where's your FUCK? UH?
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Post by pinemom » Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:14 am

Here's my stupid fuck....


Got a fucken email from our dreaded self appointed enemy...The mouse.

Not fun to wake up too, especially because its all personal and fucking stuff...
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Post by AntiM » Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:15 am

Fucking scary.

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Post by unjonharley » Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:45 am

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WTF :?: The soft wood mother getting hate mail :?:

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:26 am

pinemom wrote:Where's your FUCK? UH?
I don't give a fuck. ;)

Ooops, I just did.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:26 am

fcuk, Piney. You do have a special folder to save them so you can document his abuse? fcuking hate that you have to clutter up your world with his siht...
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Post by graidawg » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:38 am

YAY TnT fuck cancer

boo! MDF secrets you just dont want to know

this is the hardest thing in the world to read, but so reassuring, as fishy said in another thread its part of community so lacking in the virtual world we have synthesised right here. it makes me closer to you all, that you want to share with us few

fuck but i love you all and cannot - seriously cannot - wait to hug you all and smile (and probably cry) oh and have a whole years worht of fun.
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Post by pinemom » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:57 am

Ya it fucking sucks because i have been staying away while the mice has been playing here....And did it save me from being attacked...nope.
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Post by knowmad » Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:29 pm

So Fucking Glad I gave my friend a Tazer for her Birthday.
one fucking rapist/groping fucker OOC. Asshole has a record, and was captured on Video (Parking lot cam).

Way to fucking go Shelly.
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Post by jella » Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:32 pm

knowmad wrote:So Fucking Glad I gave my friend a Tazer for her Birthday.
one fucking rapist/groping fucker OOC. Asshole has a record, and was captured on Video (Parking lot cam).

Way to fucking go Shelly.
Fuck yah to radical self reliance backed up by a good tazering :shock:
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:17 pm

knowmad wrote:So Fucking Glad I gave my friend a Tazer for her Birthday.
one fucking rapist/groping fucker OOC. Asshole has a record, and was captured on Video (Parking lot cam).

Way to fucking go Shelly.
I am going to get a stun gun for one of my gals. She works in Heyweird, and I've been hearing about the fucking shit that goes on there.

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Post by Mojojita » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:27 pm

pinemom wrote:Ya it fucking sucks because i have been staying away while the mice has been playing here....And did it save me from being attacked...nope.
Yeah - I got PM from it too.

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Post by gyre » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:11 pm

I recommend the pepperblaster too.

Tazers are potentially lethal and need a higher level of risk to justify.
Some clothing is difficult to penetrate with tazers and there is the range issue too, unless you have the airtazer.

They now make clothing to defeat tazers too.
Of course, I think you should carry a couple of guns to round out self defense.


What the fuck is thsi mouse thing???

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Post by gyre » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:15 pm

A fucking notice ~

Be careful of the heat.

Two people died here yesterday.
One was disabled and fell getting out of their van and couldn't get to shelter soon enough.

I notice several that died last year from heat were my age.

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Post by lucky420 » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:20 pm

[quote][/quote]They now make clothing to defeat tazers too.


Well then just tazer their face... :?

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Post by unjonharley » Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:30 pm

lucky420 wrote:
They now make clothing to defeat tazers too.


Well then just tazer their face... :?
My hichory cane in the twat too. Then one on top of the shoulder bone.. Then beat feet out of there..

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Post by LeChatNoir » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:58 pm

gyre wrote:A fucking notice ~

Be careful of the heat.

Two people died here yesterday.
One was disabled and fell getting out of their van and couldn't get to shelter soon enough.

I notice several that died last year from heat were my age.
Fuck... Hot as hell in the shop today. Walked outside and the thermometer said ninety-fuckin-eight and it felt cool.

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Post by Snow » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:48 pm

FUCK, DUI!!!!!
*kicks self in nuts*
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Post by MyDearFriend » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:59 am

Snow! :shock:

Well if nobody got hurt then it's a cheap fucking lesson, no matter how much it costs in $$$ or aggravation... please be safe.
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