The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:58 pm

*slowly comes to*

Oh...oh, Sam!! The flowers are lovely!! and these chocolates are divine!

You truly say the sweetest things...that poem... *flutterflutter* ...Thank you!!

aahhh...my day gets better every minute! Almost out of here for the day - mid-afternoon round of Gin & Tonic for everyone!!

Keep up the good work out there, kiddies!! These threads are on FIRE today!!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:01 pm

Better late than never, I always say. Hiya, Tisha, out whuppin' booty for the second day in a row, I see. How 'bout you open up a can of that for me too? G&Ts sound okey dokey if you're fresh out of whup-ass.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:06 pm

Oh, we've got plenty of whup-ass left!! If you can't find any here, I'm sure you can ask Samtzu, or Joel, or Stuart, or Cowboy, or Rian...there's plenty out there!!

In the meantime - here's yer G&T! Watch the bar for a bit...got some errands to run!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:11 pm

Can do. Thanks, that whup-ass tastes just fine.

*guzzle*

brapffff

Ah, nice and quiet, perfect for a work's-wrapping-up snorgle. Lemme look around here behind the bar and see what's what.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:24 pm

My son buys that stuff by the keg... he says it tastes better that way... but I take my whoop-ass the way we used to get it a long time ago: in Logger and Biker Bars. Whoo-ahhh!

I'm outta' here in about ten... how about a club soda for the road?

And you are very beautiful this afternoon... must be the California sun in your California hair...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:28 pm

samtzu wrote:My son buys that stuff by the keg... he says it tastes better that way... but I take my whoop-ass the way we used to get it a long time ago: in Logger and Biker Bars. Whoo-ahhh!

I'm outta' here in about ten... how about a club soda for the road?

And you are very beautiful this afternoon... must be the California sun in your California hair...

gee thanks Sam

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:30 pm

cowboyangel wrote:
samtzu wrote:My son buys that stuff by the keg... he says it tastes better that way... but I take my whoop-ass the way we used to get it a long time ago: in Logger and Biker Bars. Whoo-ahhh!

I'm outta' here in about ten... how about a club soda for the road?

And you are very beautiful this afternoon... must be the California sun in your California hair...
gee thanks Sam

Ahem. I think he was talking about me, CBA, but allow me you say you look quite dashing in your avatar.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:30 pm

(shitshitshitshit)
Oh, Hey, Cowboy!! I thought Trisha was behind the bar... uh... um...

I gotta' go.................

(shitshitshitshitshit)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:32 pm

Hey Buckethead... um, Trisha's gone, huh...

I gotta run... could you guys give her this case of Dom and let her know it came from me? Thanks, Guys.... you're great....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:34 pm

Yeh, no prob. I am just going to sit here and quietly sup from my can of whup-ass until nipples comes in and we can get down to some heavy drinking.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:49 pm

Sonofabitch - I just was reading over in the 'poem' thread and saw a frickin mastapiece by Sensei. Dood musta found that sticky little ball he was lookin for.

*snorvuglf*

Mmmmm, this whup-ass is going down nice.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 4:06 pm

thanks bucket...kayaking photo on San Pablo Bay near Brother Light House
(with Jackie the poodle)

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:31 pm

Mmmmm. Poodles.

snarfle

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:44 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Sonofabitch - I just was reading over in the 'poem' thread and saw a frickin mastapiece by Sensei. Dood musta found that sticky little ball he was lookin for.

Why thanks, BHA. I did indeed find that little sucker; which provided most of the inspiration for said "po-em". Have you guys ever noticed how some people write poems, while others inflict them? That's where the rest of the inspiration came from.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:49 pm

Sensei wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Sonofabitch - I just was reading over in the 'poem' thread and saw a frickin mastapiece by Sensei. Dood musta found that sticky little ball he was lookin for.
Why thanks, BHA. I did indeed find that little sucker; which provided most of the inspiration for said "po-em". Have you guys ever noticed how some people write poems, while others inflict them? That's where the rest of the inspiration came from.

Indeed. Now if I could only bother to memorize a bit more of "The Walrus and the Carpenter" you'd all be in trouble.

Can of gen-u-ine Whup-Ass, anyone?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:55 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
Sensei wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Sonofabitch - I just was reading over in the 'poem' thread and saw a frickin mastapiece by Sensei. Dood musta found that sticky little ball he was lookin for.
Why thanks, BHA. I did indeed find that little sucker; which provided most of the inspiration for said "po-em". Have you guys ever noticed how some people write poems, while others inflict them? That's where the rest of the inspiration came from.
Indeed. Now if I could only bother to memorize a bit more of "The Walrus and the Carpenter" you'd all be in trouble.

Can of gen-u-ine Whup-Ass, anyone?

There's always Robert W. Service[/list]

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:01 pm

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something strong but accessable

A Mai Tai perhaps? Do you do that with the lovely dark rum float?

hey when was the last time anyone made/had a long island iced tea?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:15 pm

Cowboy ... you been looking for this drummer?

http://www.marlaleigh.com/marla's_music.htm

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:09 pm

hi guys! *weak smile*

my ex is about to come over for a *talk*

double shot o whiskey, please.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:09 pm

Sam sorry to step on your toes but our lovely angelic bartendress is named Tisha not Trisha.

I know a woman who is so glowing and bright throws our minds into a tailspin but a woman like this leaves her name floating in my mind daily at the very least.

Jason

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:10 pm

Here ya go, Tisha ...

And here's a pint of Courage to wash it down with.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:11 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Sam sorry to step on your toes but our lovely angelic bartendress is named Tisha not Trisha.

I know a woman who is so glowing and bright throws our minds into a tailspin but a woman like this leaves her name floating in my mind daily at the very least.

Jason

Wow! What timing!!

i feel better now

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:12 pm

geekster wrote:Here ya go, Tisha ...

And here's a pint of Courage to wash it down with.

thank you, baby!! not courage so much as psychic armor that I need...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:17 pm

tisha2 wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:Sam sorry to step on your toes but our lovely angelic bartendress is named Tisha not Trisha.

I know a woman who is so glowing and bright throws our minds into a tailspin but a woman like this leaves her name floating in my mind daily at the very least.

Jason
Wow! What timing!!

i feel better now

Anything for ya. If your night goes to bad I will have to gas up the car and make a trek down for real drinks.

Jason

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:18 pm

Oh, sorry, that's John Courage ... it is a microbrew ale from North Yorkshire that is kind of popular at a pub I go to in Cupertino.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:18 pm

Hmmm. Could'nt help but over-hear (yes! a Labatts' Blue, please), about the ex coming over for a talk.

That's too bad. Gonna cut into our get freaky-time.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:23 pm

psychic armor, eh .... hmmm ... lets see ... (rummage, rummage, rummage) ... I have this old tin foil hat. That works sometimes. At least it keeps the other person off balance as they glance at the hat, then back at you ... then back at the hat again. Kinda distracts them a little and puts them a little off their game.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:24 pm

A clown nose works too. Just put it on and act naturally as if nothing is wrong.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:30 pm

geekster wrote:Cowboy ... you been looking for this drummer?

http://www.marlaleigh.com/marla's_music.htm

SUCCESS!!!!!!!!! Thank you Thank you Thank you Geekster!!!!!!!!!
That's her and she is awesome with a capital A

Thank you ,now, what can i get for you?
Jägermeister for me, as if that's a surprise

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:31 pm

Be civil. It is over. Be civil.

Just keep repeating that until the kids are on their own.

Then, it will be over.

Labatts'.. was that a Labatts' on that tray, frothy topped, with dew running down her hard brown shoulders..I.. oh never mind.