The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:41 pm

nipples wrote:Hmmm. Could'nt help but over-hear (yes! a Labatts' Blue, please), about the ex coming over for a talk.

That's too bad. Gonna cut into our get freaky-time.

you can say that again!! and someone needs to tell him about that whole civility thing...

And Geekster -

*fabulous* !! Gotta go find my foil hat and clown nose!

And Sandwichman - there's, like, half a dozen witnesses here that heard you say that...it's even in writing...

A Jaeger for the one and only Cowboy, and a Labatt's for the bunny.

Oh, and Sam, Sensei says you have to take me out this weekend...but we can't drink. whatever will we do???

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:45 pm

(jumps over bar, dons apron)

Sorry for the wait, Stuart. Your Mai Tai.

You are looking fine, as always. No surprise!

A Johnny Courage for Geekster (holding frosted mug)
would you like glass with that?!

One ice cold Jag for Cowboy angel... you never said how you like it, by the way. We have it in the freezer or shaken & strained. Yep, that is out of the freezer.

(grabs two, um, three Labatts', sits under t.v eating nuts)

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:51 pm

Kinda crowded back here all the sudden. Geez I got a nice ass. I could feel this ass all....eeek! Sorry!

(jumps back over bar, sits with head tilted slightly down so as to not meet others eyes but see bodies, still)

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:53 pm

Okay time for a round--

Drunken Roommate

2 oz. Stolichnaya Vanilla Vodka
1 oz. Vanilla Schnapps
1 oz. Light Rum
6 oz. Coca Cola

Pour into a glass and stir

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:54 pm

that's right, bunnyman...i'm still here. Thanks for hooking up Stuart's Maitai - missed that one.

gonna head out now, though... *highnoon whistle* ...it's almost time...

wish me luck, boys. Nipples, the bar is yours.

*wink*

*door swings closed*

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:00 pm

Oh crap. I've got three cold brews in left int he crook of my whatever this thing is, my knee I guess, and I gotta hop back over this beam with drain holes & speacially built rubber pads to drain & cushion glasses when all I wanna do is pound 'em down & relax.

Could someone else?!!! I'll swamp some ice in, wipe tables in fifteen minutes, I swear.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:07 pm

nipples wrote:(jumps over bar, dons apron)

Sorry for the wait, Stuart. Your Mai Tai.

You are looking fine, as always. No surprise!

A Johnny Courage for Geekster (holding frosted mug)
would you like glass with that?!

One ice cold Jag for Cowboy angel... you never said how you like it, by the way. We have it in the freezer or shaken & strained. Yep, that is out of the freezer.

(grabs two, um, three Labatts', sits under t.v eating nuts)

freezer is best, boiled, room temp, over dry ice...all ok

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:12 pm

Right then. From the freezer, each time to you!

(puts more Jagermeister in freezer, ten more shot-glasses to ice, slide two to Cowboy with halo)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:14 pm

thanks...I may be an angel, but this bar makes me feel like a .....oh never mind

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:17 pm

I wonder how much Jagermeister is diluted when taking into account the melt-factor of ice when shaken & strained. Let's say the Jag starts out at 70 degrees Farenheit & the ice at 32 & shaking for ten seconds... versus starting out at a -1 degree Farenheit Jag temp & 32 degree ice for fifteen seconds shaking?

Are there Jagermeister snobs?! Most certainly. Freezer... yummy.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:19 pm

Oh crap.

(bus pulls up, people enter)

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:21 pm

Freaking wedding party.

Oh, a MGD? No? Ten MGD's, and nineteen shots of, no, twenty shots of Cream De Cacao?

Got it.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:23 pm

(bartender clanks bottles, looking for obscure liquor-of-the-day)

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:25 pm

Yeah, you know waht, there are about fifty shots left in that bottle. Why don't you just keep it. Nope, we have no ice or glasses. Sorry!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:26 pm

(door slaps shut, amid deisel bus fumes & bawdy singing)

Whew!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:26 pm

Time for a-

Alien Urine Sample

3/4 oz. Midori
3/4 oz. Peach Schnapps
3/4 oz. Malibu Rum
3/4 oz. Creme de Banane
Splash of Sweet and Sour Mix
Splash of Club Soda
1/2 oz. Blue Curacao

Shake with ice and strain into a lowball glass. Float the Curacao

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:33 pm

Umm, thanks for the sample!

Tatsy!

You got the bar, Jason... I gotta go pee & sniff around some bushes, looking for a place to lay down (my head).

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:37 pm

nipples wrote:Umm, thanks for the sample!

Tatsy!

You got the bar, Jason... I gotta go pee & sniff around some bushes, looking for a place to lay down (my head).

I will do my best but tonight I find my default time reverting to playa time.

Jason

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:51 pm

No problem! Here is the ice, anyways (slides 5-gallon bucket under swinging bar-top, clambors under & swamps coolers).

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:01 pm

cowboyangel wrote:

ah

don't fret your cute little head.......diluted 70 proof is still ok

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:13 pm

Alrighty, then.

(hands cold shot of JAg to CowBoAng, goes in back room for REALLY cold beer.. the stuff we dare not give away)

Psssst!

Arghhh! Luaarrk! Glurk.. glurk, glub....

Oh fuck. This is gonna be onO's. One of those.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:28 pm

Does this (holds ass in air) make my butt look big?!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:32 pm

I have to go for awhile.

See a man (me) about a whore (me).

Glad to see a cowpoke over by the juke-box, ready to pony-up some refreshments to y'all!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:32 pm

Maybe if you trimmed you tail a little, I mean big and fluffy is cute and all and I like it the way it is but if your concerned about the size of your butt you could try a different look.

can you tell I used to be married?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:59 pm

teehee!! Thanks for the giggles, Nipples!! I think yer ass is super cute!!
(nice save, Zulagoona, well done!)

aaahhhhh. that wasn't so bad! Drinks, anyone?? I'm having a classy-ass PBR straight outta the can! ooh, and a bit o the Beam.

and my mouse just died!! ack!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 12:31 am

* Sensei enters and sees the bar is empty *

Jeez Louise, what a morgue! Oh, bartender? Hello?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 12:41 am

Hmmm. No one around...

* Sensei hops over bar and goes straight for the cash register *

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 12:47 am

HA! Caughtcha!!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 12:53 am

* A startled Sensei jumps 3' into the air *

Oh! Hiya, Tish! You're just in time. This cash register was tryin' to sneak out the door... So. Nice night. Uh... Say, is it too late to get somethin' to drink?

* Sensei deftly hops back over the bar *

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 12:58 am

hmmmm.... *a suspicious bartendress eyes Sensei*

thanks for lookin' out for the bar, Sensei....

sure, a nightcap seems to be in order..what'll it be??

(and what can I drop in it...?)