Hey, you can borrow BOTH my index fingers!
I mean, that much unbridled power? I'm a pure menace to default society! Plain and simple!
Wait.....abduct? Aw hell, not again. D: Last time I was abducted it involved cotton balls, duct tape, and me not being able to move all that much for a while.
Fuck!
Re: Fuck!
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theCryptofishist
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Re: Fuck!
But I bet you fucking wiggled enticingly.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: Fuck!
Maybe that was it?
I wiggled my finger too much?
Hell if I know at this point!
I wiggled my finger too much?
Hell if I know at this point!
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theCryptofishist
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Re: Fuck!
I was fucking talking about your last fucking abduction!
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: Fuck!
Ohhh yeaaahhh.
No, I think that was just because I was there. Wiggle not needed!
No, I think that was just because I was there. Wiggle not needed!
Empire of Pockets
Re: Fuck!
Cotton balls? Who abducted you? A dentist?
I assure you, abductions perpetrated by the Brigade would be much different.
Very likely your being drugged and waking remembering nothing would be involved.
Unless you request otherwise.
I assure you, abductions perpetrated by the Brigade would be much different.
Very likely your being drugged and waking remembering nothing would be involved.
Unless you request otherwise.
"Lemonade is a lie!"
Lederhosen Macht Frei! (Lederhosen Liberates!)
Ich Bin Über Alles, und du bist der scheiße!!!
Lederhosen Macht Frei! (Lederhosen Liberates!)
Ich Bin Über Alles, und du bist der scheiße!!!
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Bin Noddin
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Re: Fuck!
And dear fucking Matty think of this, if only for consolation: You had to put up with Crazy Bitch for half an hour. Her Asshole husband has to put up with her all his life. Oh, think of the children.
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen
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unjonharley
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Re: Fuck!
Still haven't found what I'm looking for..
My kids tell people that I knew playa dust when It was a rock..
Hatched 10/10/37..
Fuck..
And I still haven't found what I'm looking for..
My kids tell people that I knew playa dust when It was a rock..
Hatched 10/10/37..
Fuck..
And I still haven't found what I'm looking for..
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Oh and Matty, Your not allowed to post in here without a "FUCK" dude...your missing alot!!!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".
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unjonharley
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It sure the fuck is..ygmir wrote:is this happy fucking birthday, UJH?
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against the fucking wall Unjon!!!! weeeeee Fucking bday wishes in the fuck thread...wow!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".
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theCryptofishist
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But Matty's always fucking missing somethign. It's part of his fucking charm.pinemom wrote:Oh and Matty, Your not allowed to post in here without a "FUCK" dude...your missing alot!!!
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Bin Noddin
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Re: Fuck!
Fucking happy birthday, UnJon!
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen
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maryanimal
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Re: Fuck!
Happy dappy fucking birthday unjon!! *huggggs to you my friend*
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
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maryanimal
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Hey deutlich, I love your new fucking avatar! It's very pretty!
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
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unjonharley
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Tanks,to all you fuckers for the birthday greets
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Fucking Ex's!
Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we love leaves us, but the truth is, it's not our loss, but theirs, for they left the only person who wouldn't give up on them. And then they go sniffing around the grave, and I feel it all over agian. kinda feeling a bit pissy....
What the Fuck is with treating people like revolving doors? in and out of thier lives on a whim? WTF is with assuming a relationship/marrage is like a book that you can just put down and start back at the same place at a later time?
"Im still the same old me, grumpy bitter and distrustfull, you'r being gone for the past 8 years did absolutely nothing to help."
FUK
Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we love leaves us, but the truth is, it's not our loss, but theirs, for they left the only person who wouldn't give up on them. And then they go sniffing around the grave, and I feel it all over agian. kinda feeling a bit pissy....
What the Fuck is with treating people like revolving doors? in and out of thier lives on a whim? WTF is with assuming a relationship/marrage is like a book that you can just put down and start back at the same place at a later time?
"Im still the same old me, grumpy bitter and distrustfull, you'r being gone for the past 8 years did absolutely nothing to help."
FUK
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
...........................................Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
May I sit by you, Knowmad? I'm a pretty good listener, and swear in all the right places usually.
And I'm certainly sympathetic to this particular brand of heartache.
Assholes.
May I sit by you, Knowmad? I'm a pretty good listener, and swear in all the right places usually.
And I'm certainly sympathetic to this particular brand of heartache.
Assholes.
Worry is a misuse of imagination
“She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”
Shel Silverstein
“She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”
Shel Silverstein
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+1 Great advice. There are 2 best pieces of safety equipment you can have in a car - a cell phone and a camera. We have had some recent cases here of bad cops being caught and proscecuted - go get 'em Piney! It sounds to me like this is not the first rodeo the cop's wife has been involved in. It would be interesting to do a little digging to see haw many other victims there may be out there. (Edited to add this....FUCK)trilobyte wrote:That's one area where a fancy cell phone could have come in handy. Snap a few pics or roll the video camera, and then if you get a moment and have a signal + the presence of mind, upload it. That way there's evidence, even if the lady's husband shows up and they try and grab the phone. Sucky as that was, glad to hear he wasn't hurt in the incident.
((((knowmad))))
Ut ballista es interdico, tantum interdico mos fui ballista.
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Re: Fuck!
FUCK, I totaled my MBZ diesel wagon. Stupid teenage girl left-turned me. It's my third MBZ diesel to die a horrible death. Last one was a head-on 118 freeway. THIS time, i was wearing seatbelts. They seem to be a pretty good idea. This crash shit sure aggravates previous injuries. Already broke my back 3 times, ankles 4 times, feet 4 times, leg, ribs, hand, shoulders. I need a new frame to stick my carcass on. 
I don't post things because I believe that they are the absolute truth. I post them because I believe that they should be considered.
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Re: Fuck!
Thanks ((((((((Jella)))))))))
The reall pissy part is after 8 years I hear somthing I knew I'd hear but still hated to finaly hear it. "Through the experiences I made in the last years I see a lot of things clearer." <--Duhhhh! It was why I was so agianst the devorice to begin with. and why I don't (try) date tweenybopers. shit now that I'm 40 I'm seriously thinking of a vasectomy and anouther Cat.
FUK
The reall pissy part is after 8 years I hear somthing I knew I'd hear but still hated to finaly hear it. "Through the experiences I made in the last years I see a lot of things clearer." <--Duhhhh! It was why I was so agianst the devorice to begin with. and why I don't (try) date tweenybopers. shit now that I'm 40 I'm seriously thinking of a vasectomy and anouther Cat.
FUK
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
...........................................Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri