Huh. Although I found out Circuit City's going out of business prices on their notebook computers weren't particularly low (if I had bought a Lenovo I could have got it for ten dollars less with free shipping from the manufacturer), I did spend part of my tax refund on a notebook computer. I didn't care for the Lenovo's keyboard, so I bought a (slightly cheaper) off brand called the Averatec (which, as near as I can tell, stands for "Average Technology".) Maybe I can cut back on the number of (paper) notebooks I carry in my backpack to work and other places.
When I was vacuuming the Residence Life Offices I noticed someone had put a sign on the bulletin board which apparently had originally been in one of the stairwells. It read something like this:
"To whoever has been smoking weed in the stairwell:
Please take your extracurricular activity elsewhere (i.e. outside).
You are making the dorm smell like the '60s!"
Later, when investigating a trouble alert (dirty smoke detector) in a different dorm, my co-worker commented that the last time she had gone to the floor to which we were headed to change a smoke detector, she had discovered that the room was crammed with students and smelled heavily of pot. Unfortunately, this time it seems to have been incense which set off the detector.
I jokingly suggested that they hire back our old supervisor, who retired, to replace himself. The second and third shift director I was talking to said, not jokingly, that there was no way they would hire him back. She went on to explain that they had been finding all sorts of problems with the way he had been running things. Ooops!

(Then again, I suspect that the reason he hired some of us had been because he thought we would make things interesting, more than for our skills...)
I'm ready to retire, but if I do it now I'd only get something like 50% of what I am earning these days. If I wait about ten years, I could get 70%. I think I need to send off for some of those "Planing for your retirement"-type pamphlets the U.S. government puts out.
I want one of those Earthship homes! (
http://www.earthship.net/web/) Could someone please buy me the books and stuff? And some land hereabout to build it on? And a unicorn while I am fantasizing? (

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I don't so much as long for my youth as I long for someone else's! I still remain convinced that, whoever that other person was, they were having more fun, were smarter, better looking, and much cooler than I was! I don't doubt that that person also had more money and a really nice car. Grrr!
I don't care if I am missing the whole point of
Jurassic Park ,
someone should bring back the dinosaurs! And the woolly mammoths, giant sloths, and a bunch of the other cool, extinct stuff. Of course, I also think we should have national health care and that my union's attitude that, as long as they don't try, they won't fail is all screwed up, so what do I know?!?
Even though it sounds like a wonderful idea, chocolate coated underwear is, in practice, just plain messy. Kind of like making one of those cheesehead hats out of real cheese...
As amusing as its headline was, I left the February 5th edition of
the Onion in the dumpster at work.... Maybe if it had been the
Wall Street Journal carrying the headline about a Dick Cheney dunk tank raising $900 billion dollars towards fixing the U.S. economy I would have retrieved and framed it.
What do you take if you are allergic to your allergy medication?
The good news is it wasn't a heart attack, the bad news is that it was probably my computer chair causing the chest pains. Now I need to look for yet another chair. The last one caused pains a bit further down. Maybe I will try the university's surplus store.
Well, I should probably get to bed, but am more likely to spend some more time playing around on the 'net.
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch