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Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat May 17, 2014 2:19 am

Joeln wrote:
ygmir wrote:*see low hanging fruit, leaves chance for a pun, and walks out*
Yeah, I was searching around for some good innuendo on the word milk but my first take seemed a bit coarse.

Especially after Ygmir called the fruit "low hanging".

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat May 17, 2014 9:01 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:
Joeln wrote:
ygmir wrote:*see low hanging fruit, leaves chance for a pun, and walks out*
Yeah, I was searching around for some good innuendo on the word milk but my first take seemed a bit coarse.
Especially after Ygmir called the fruit "low hanging".

*feeling vindicated*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 12:30 pm

The Captain. For this. Last line especially.

Captain Goddammit wrote:Just head right over to Honest Andy's Used Art Cars! He's sure to have just the right set of wheels for you, with lights and all other options. No fuss. I picked mine up for a steal, and they even have EZ terms, no money down.
Tell him the Captain sent you.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:16 pm

I am crushing the shit out of our newest ePlayan, the beautiful and extraordinarily talented GummiBear!!!
Just posted on my thread for the first time! Brilliant art concept for next year's Poop Patrol: Jamming for Jamming!
He has committed to be handling ALL of Center Camp on foot, all fucking day every day of the event.
We don't need to worry about his endurance in this arduous job. Oh heavens NO! He's a HIKER! Plus he is charming, approachable, kind, funny, and awfully AWFULLY cute!

Let's all give a warm welcoming round of applause to GUMMIBEAR!!!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:40 am

Ok I'm the only fan here. You are all going to meet GummiBear next year at the M&G and then you'll all fall in love with him, and it will turn into a big cuddle puddle, and we might bring in some kittens or at least hand puppets, and, and, and, you'll have to pick straws to do nice things for him. With his consent of course.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:46 am

Yeah Gummi! Thanks for all your hard work this year. You Rock!

southern crone · Post by **southern crone** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 1:10 am

the three amigos

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:58 pm

I am so crushing on PLAYA EVERYBODY. I hate this. checking over and over to see if there are any new posts, alternating between here and social media site.

It hit me late this year, decompression was the background to other things going on. Now, other things aren't going on, and DAMMIT BILL, right here and now isn't cutting it.

sadie · Post by **sadie** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:09 pm

Elorrum wrote:I am so crushing on PLAYA EVERYBODY. I hate this. checking over and over to see if there are any new posts, alternating between here and social media site.
It hit me late this year, decompression was the background to other things going on. Now, other things aren't going on, and DAMMIT BILL, right here and now isn't cutting it.

Soon....very sooooonn...you will be on the road and we will be click clicking to see if you have posted any adventure details... but yeah, slow days on eplaya + slow (or no!) days at work = b.o.r.i.n.g. sometimes. You can only pack up so many boxes before you need a funny post fix.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Feb 22, 2015 4:17 pm

Bump!
Cause we all need a group hug!
(((EPlayans)))

tatonka · Post by **tatonka** » Sun Feb 22, 2015 4:19 pm

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robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Feb 22, 2015 6:37 pm

I don't get it.

Patsh · Post by **Patsh** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:38 am

well, neither do I, but......

Here's a BIG (((((((((((ePlaya)))))))))) HUG!!! 'cause I like them, and Love my ePlayans!!!!

so THERE!!!

tatonka · Post by **tatonka** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 6:05 am

the song is for all the crushs that have failed , ive had many

tatonka · Post by **tatonka** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 3:54 pm

had to explain post = not a good post

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 7:00 pm

I've lowered my standards to accept you exactly the way you are!!!

Now if you will just hurry up and do the same for me, we can live happily ever after!!!!!!!!!!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:16 pm

FIGJAM wrote:I've lowered my standards to accept you exactly the way you are!!!

Now if you will just hurry up and do the same for me, we can live happily ever after!!!!!!!!!!!

get a room you rascals.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 6:53 am

Crushing Ratty! She's so damn cool. Works hard and has a great attitude. I wanna grow up to be just like her.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 7:15 am

Awwwwwww. 'stares at feet'. Crushing Robbi right back. I also wish I was that organized, well read and current.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 8:43 am

Kiss kiss Ratty!
I just made a moop bag with two exterior pockets. Thought of you and how clever & industrious you are.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:58 am

We make a cute couple. (Couple of what, I don't know.)

TT120 · Post by **TT120** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:56 pm

This thread needed to come back.

CHOWSKI!!! Tellin it like it is!

Post by **Savannah** » Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:39 am

Ratty wrote:We make a cute couple. (Couple of what, I don't know.)

Papa Bear · Post by **Papa Bear** » Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:08 pm

wraith wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:37 am

A radical suggestion: do a year or two with zero big sound camps.

Kill the dance floors and DJs, and watch what happens next.

If you don't want to be Coachella Lite, then cut out the elements that draw that crowd.

Call it a theme. Burning Man 2019 : Unplugged

Be still, my beating heart...

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:20 am

Contrary to some people’s belief, sound camps have always been part of BRC since the beginning.
Don’t like them, you don’t like Burning Man.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:01 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:20 am
Contrary to some people’s belief, sound camps have always been part of BRC since the beginning.
Don’t like them, you don’t like Burning Man.

You’re perplexing me Captain

Papa Bear · Post by **Papa Bear** » Sun Sep 23, 2018 7:51 am

Captain Goddammit wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:20 am
Contrary to some people’s belief, sound camps have always been part of BRC since the beginning.
Don’t like them, you don’t like Burning Man.

Nonsense. You can dislike any portion of Burning Man you choose, doesn't mean you don't like the whole thing. Portos overflowing with shit have been part of the burn in a number of years too - must people like that too?

That said, while large scale sound camps are definitely not my thing, I'm not advocating eliminating them, even for a year. I'm crushing on the comedic brilliance of tying such a modest proposal to a theme drawn from a commercially successful series of music album releases.

Token · Post by **Token** » Sun Sep 23, 2018 11:22 am

WTF are you FKOs doing to the Crush thread?

Get a room.

This is sacred ground for expressing one’s secret arousal!

Now go get a crush!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Sep 23, 2018 11:54 am

they’re unobtanium.

*sold out*...

https://m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/golden-g ... en/5029413

Perpetual Burn · Post by **Perpetual Burn** » Sun Sep 23, 2018 12:40 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:20 am
Contrary to some people’s belief, sound camps have always been part of BRC since the beginning.
Don’t like them, you don’t like Burning Man.

Haha yeah I don't know what you're up to at night if you ain't at a sound camp dancing your ass off or at some art car show.

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