Stop posting so much

PavementBlues · Post by **PavementBlues** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:04 pm

Well, if we're going to have a port-o-party, I might as well join.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:09 pm

One year I was pulling trash out of the portos early Sunday morning before the pumpers arrived. The handicapped stall had the ubiquitous empty beer and wine bottles, glowsticks and ... wet panties and used condoms? Ew? And a shoe.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:28 pm

Ew.

and

Why is there always only one shoe?

Post by **Sham** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:11 pm

AntiM wrote:One year I was pulling trash out of the portos early Sunday morning before the pumpers arrived. The handicapped stall had the ubiquitous empty beer and wine bottles, glowsticks and ... wet panties and used condoms? Ew? And a shoe.

Could you be just a little more graphic, I wasn't quite able vomit up all my food from yesterday!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:07 am

Shambala wrote:
AntiM wrote:One year I was pulling trash out of the portos early Sunday morning before the pumpers arrived. The handicapped stall had the ubiquitous empty beer and wine bottles, glowsticks and ... wet panties and used condoms? Ew? And a shoe.
Could you be just a little more graphic, I wasn't quite able vomit up all my food from yesterday!

Maybe some pictures would help?

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:25 pm

Sail Man wrote:
Shambala wrote:
AntiM wrote:One year I was pulling trash out of the portos early Sunday morning before the pumpers arrived. The handicapped stall had the ubiquitous empty beer and wine bottles, glowsticks and ... wet panties and used condoms? Ew? And a shoe.
Could you be just a little more graphic, I wasn't quite able vomit up all my food from yesterday!
Maybe some pictures would help?

Oooo... Don't temp me. I could go way too far!

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:30 pm

OnceTheDustClears wrote:Ew.

and

Why is there always only one shoe?

You just gotta look a little harder (slosh a little deeper) 'cause they kinda blend in with it all.

Found these beauties a few years back and they cleaned up nicely. (Should have seen 'em before they were cleaned)

Now if only for that smell...

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:12 pm

I would stop posting
but I can't...
I'm possessed.

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:43 pm

I didn't write this, really I didn't... the, umm, the dog made me do it, yeah, that's the ticket, the dog made me do it!

Post by **Sham** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:56 pm

Just for the record, I'm not posting!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:11 pm

yeah, writing is not posting.........
Posting is a basketball move, is it not?

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:51 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:54 pm

Ok let's all stop posting together. on the count of three...

ONE.....

TWO.....

TWO AND A HALF......

TWO AND THREE QUARTERS....

FIVE......

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:10 pm

six, seven, eight...

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:10 pm

nine, ten.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:44 pm

oh goody, a counting thread drift.....

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OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:31 pm

Thread count?

Post by **Elderberry** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:59 pm

I'm bored with all this. Nobody seems to be posting.

JK

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:09 am

No one posts here.

We just share fascinating bits of information.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:01 am

IT'S OFFICIAL.......

THIS IS THE FINAL POST IN THIS THREAD.

SEE...

HERE IS THE "END OF THE POST" GRAPHIC...

.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:04 am

nice graphic............

that's a real talent you have

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:10 am

thanks....

wait a minute... you made me post again..... shit

ok. now no more posting.

the rebbi

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:40 am

now now.......
we all make our own choices, and
live the life we do, stemming from choices we make........

search deep inside yourself:
you may find, although you decry and admonish us all to stop, and, include yourself in said stipulations to forbid posting, I might suggest that, really, truly, deep down,
you love to post as much as the rest of us.........perhaps even more so, due to the conflicting "passive/aggressive" nature of doing exactly what you forbid others to do, and, the conflicting feelings of power and subservience associated with same............

now,
if I may,
please, go with your true self,
post as though there is no tomorrow............
allow the love of posting to fill your soul,
join,
the vast majority of well balanced, stable, intelligent and, socially acceptable (hey, wait...... *in another voice in my head*), of us and
swim in the warm waters of posting acceptance...........

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:46 am

Very profound ygmir.

*wiping away small tear of recognition*

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:14 pm

I'm a little behind in my non-posts.

Here's a shoe post....

Here's my count no-post....

Here's my final non-post....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:33 pm

OnceTheDustClears wrote:Ew.

and

Why is there always only one shoe?

I don't know, but the rule holds under quite extreame circumstances. There was only one in my effects.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:01 pm

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:15 pm

littleflower wrote:

Heads up.

Stop posting so much

NO MORE GODDAMN POST!

It's The Law. And The Law Is The Law.........

NO MORE GODDAMN POST!