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Post by Rian Jackson » Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:39 pm

Lydia Love wrote:And if I'm forgiven will someone do me the huge favor of walking up to
Robert and grabbing his ass and telling him it's from me?

I'd be happy to owe you a similar sort of favor for the future...
me, me!!
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Post by GuinivereElise » Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:41 pm

Oh oh!! *raises hand* Pick me!

(Im just in it for the ass-grab back)

Is this coworker that I'm grabbing?? THAT robert?

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Post by GuinivereElise » Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:42 pm

*laughing*

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theCryptofishist
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:42 pm

Just grab all available male ass then when questioned say "It is Robert, isn't it? THat was from Lydia."

Fun for the whole family.
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:43 pm

*giggles giggle*

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Post by Rob the Wop » Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:43 pm

Rian Jackson wrote: me, me!!
GuinivereElise wrote:Oh oh!! *raises hand* Pick me!

(Im just in it for the ass-grab back)

Is this coworker that I'm grabbing?? THAT robert?
Hey now, my name is Robert too. I could use a little ass grabbing...
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]

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Post by Rian Jackson » Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:45 pm

lydia, i apologise for completely misconstruing your emails.
i thought you were trying to get me into bed.
surlier than thou

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:49 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote: me, me!!
GuinivereElise wrote:Oh oh!! *raises hand* Pick me!

(Im just in it for the ass-grab back)

Is this coworker that I'm grabbing?? THAT robert?
Hey now, my name is Robert too. I could use a little ass grabbing...
Robert the Wop. We all know that you are capable of grabbing your own ass. And surprising the shit out of yourself while you do it.
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by helitack » Mon Dec 27, 2004 4:38 pm

~~~~~~~heli crawls out from underneath the never ending blanket, rubs his eyes and sez~~~~~~~


How about a beverage!

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Post by GuinivereElise » Mon Dec 27, 2004 4:51 pm

and how was your weekend, Heli? Good, I presume??

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Post by helitack » Mon Dec 27, 2004 4:57 pm

I am happy. Very happy.

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Post by sputnik » Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:11 pm

Here's something to wake you up Heli

Jager and Red Bull.

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Post by helitack » Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:15 pm

Yeooow! That is wicked stuff. Just one OK? How about a Patron?

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Post by sputnik » Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:31 pm

TaKillYa instead then.

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Post by GuinivereElise » Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:39 pm

awww. I really like jager red bulls...

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Post by helitack » Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:41 pm

I just don't like red bulls, but jaeger, mmmmmm. I'm lighting the hot tub as we speak.

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Post by GuinivereElise » Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:43 pm

purrrrrrrfect

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Post by GuinivereElise » Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:44 pm

have you ever had a jagredbull? I dont' normally like redbull either, but with jager, something about it.

spicey!

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Post by helitack » Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:49 pm

Can I have a taste of yours? Then I'll decide. Hot tub is ready. Last one in.........

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Hsssssss.

Post by 4FKotA » Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:51 pm


When we get done licking this wet stuff off of us, we're gonna lay waste to the entire West coast for this.

Unless it becomes no longer interesting.

Or there is string or a shiny object nearby.

And no, we are not ravers.

*feigns disinterest*

Cream. Now.

*proceeds to lick themselves*

We're just the ccuuutttteeee harbingers of death. Please cudd
le with us.

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Post by GuinivereElise » Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:52 pm

sure can
*hands heli her glass while she slips outta her clothes and into the tub*

now, gimme that back.


If only we could alert everyone to the hottub status over here. I'm sure they'd wanna join in...

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Post by helitack » Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:56 pm

A lert, everyone, a lert, there, how's that? My gawd, yer nekkid!

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Post by GuinivereElise » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:02 pm

you know how the Krispy Kreme doughnut places... they have the 'hot now' or whatever signs... we need one of those for the outside of the bar...

*blinking neon*
"HOT TUB NOW"

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Post by GuinivereElise » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:04 pm

sweetheart, if you're going to know me at all, you must get used to me being nekkid. It's my natural state, and my favorite one!

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Post by III » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:06 pm

the new house we're buying?

it has a hot tub. a real one.

i can't wait...
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Post by GuinivereElise » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:10 pm

rightfully so.


*splashes absetmindedly in the tub*

Ummmm... I guess I'll just turn on the jets and entertain myself...

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Post by GuinivereElise » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:11 pm

ROB! ROB! Getcher fuzzy ass in here! I am in desperate need of a hottub playmate!

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Post by geekster » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:12 pm

*jet hits geekster squarely in the browneye causing him to pop his head above the water giving away his location*

YOWWW! Who turned on the power wash?
Pabst Blue Ribbon - The beer that made Gerlach famous.

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Post by GuinivereElise » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:13 pm

I THOUGHT I felt someone down there.

Hey Geekie!

(umm, say... while you're down there...)

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Post by geekster » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:16 pm

GuinivereElise wrote: (umm, say... while you're down there...)
My pleasure, let me grab my snorkel and ... *he disappears again under the water*
Pabst Blue Ribbon - The beer that made Gerlach famous.

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