The Bar

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:16 pm

you want i should rub you with this falafel?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:17 pm

I'm not sure that I can concentrate on both things at once, but how can I turn down a falafel rub?!?

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:20 pm

hey geekie - you need one of these.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:22 pm

what snorkel did you THINK he was talking about??? One used for actual SNORKELING??

I knew which snorkel he was grabbing...

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:22 pm

>not sure that I can concentrate

oh. nevermind then.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:23 pm

trey, you crack me up...

thank you...

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:25 pm

>thank you.

for what? i didn't do anything. on purpose, even.

besides which, you're not concentrating right now. i'm sure poor geekie deserves better for his oxygen deprivation...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:26 pm

III wrote:hey geekie - you need one of these.

Yeah, I have one

but I left it home. Mmmmm, but this one is working just fine ... mrffphlemumph

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:30 pm

oh, Geekie's doing very well... yes, yessirree....

but I AM a multifaceted individual... just not when it comes to snorkels AnD falafels...

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:32 pm

oh.

so you'd be fine with a penis, then?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:33 pm

ummm, in what respect?

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:33 pm

to go with your snorkel...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:35 pm

hmmm, good question. I've never tried it, so I can't honestly say one way or t'other, really.

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:37 pm

ah.

scribbles note on clip board.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:39 pm

*getting nervous*

Umm, why? Is that important? What're you writing!? *trying to see clipboard*

Is this a test?!?!? I'm not a very good test-taker!!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:41 pm

Hey, Trey, you're getting her all agitated and it is getting kinda hard to hold on down here ... just relax, GE, it isn't a test, it is a uhm ... survey, yeah, that's it.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:43 pm

Speaking of sockets ...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:44 pm

no. no. now youre ganging up on me! You're totally trying to trick me!

you're playing good-cop, bad-cop! I've seen this on TeeVee! Just like on ChiPs! You can't fool me!!

*getting out of tub, throwing clothes on*

no, the both of you just stay where you are...

*grabs edge of neverending blanket in one hand, thrusts thumb of other hand in her mouth, begins sucking*

(so, guys, how'd i do?? Do you think it was believable? If not, you know, I can do it better... Just give me a chance... really, i'm the cute little starlette you want... trust me)

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:48 pm

test?

noooo....

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:48 pm

What happened? Damnit, that one-eyed viper scared away another one.

I sowwy.

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:49 pm

>begins sucking

adds another note to clipboard

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:51 pm

*giggling*

c'mon. I just KNOW that I'm the perfect actress for your film... er... what was it called again?

something about the one-eyed snake? So, is that, like, a western? Cuz I can TOTALLY play a damsel in distress 'n stuff...

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:52 pm

film?

nooo...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:55 pm

sheesh!

just playin', trey.

don't be so very serious, my dear.

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:58 pm

what made you think i'm serious?

adds note to clipboard...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:58 pm

*comes in goes directly behind the bar and starts a pot of coffee*

Film, wouldn't a film be good to have for the Bachelor party?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 7:01 pm

*takes out tiny tape recorder*

nothing, Trey. you just keep doing what comes naturally

*speaking into tape recorder*
subject seems unusually hard to read. deliberately avoiding the question. answering a question with a question. all very typical signs

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 7:03 pm

heh.

checkmark

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 7:04 pm

hey!

it stopped raining. i can make myself a hamburger!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 7:04 pm

holy guano, batman! I am SO getting a clipboard for the playa this year to walk around with ... actually, it would be kinda funny if four or five people were together "observing" each other observing each other.