The Bar

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:29 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:ah, yes, but do you always carry gloves with you?? You never know when this useful information will come in handy....

(garr... get it?? HAND-y??)

And on the Internet, this info has been 'digitized'

HAR! HAR! HAR!

...Jesus, that was bad!...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:31 pm

well, look who the dog dragged in! (I'd say 'cat', but I'm afraid of the 4FKoTA hearing me.. kind of like the mice in An American Tail)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:32 pm

who you callin' Jesus, Samtzu!?

Yay! it's a party! who's drinking what???

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:32 pm

Yeah... up past my bedtime... but not by much... I just wanted to see how close to 1,000 we were...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:33 pm

Scotch, of course... and a good seegar, if you got...

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:33 pm

*Peering out from under the blanket of invisibility on the other couch after making his presence known verbally*
Ya know, whoda thunk, in that last week of September, that a mere three months later, this thread would have nearly a thousand pages, nearly fifteen thousand posts, and nearly a hundred thousand views?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:34 pm

CoworkerLurker wrote:
helitack wrote:But you can avoid the drastic measure of amputation with gloves and still leave no fingerprints.

"Drastic"? You call that drastic? Besides, this way they'll have a helluva time taking your fingerprints anyway, when they book you.

Yes Guin I always carry gloves, and the key is to be smarter than "The Man", which isn't difficult and you avoid the whole booking procedure, simple.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:36 pm

amazing, isn't it? all thanks to Tish, that little minx. God I love her.

*shouting*

Hear that Tish?! I love you!!!!

maybe she'll hear and wake up. I doubt it, but i can dream, can't I?

Top Shelf scotch for Sam...

Rob, what are you drinking beneath that invisibility blanket??

Oh, and I made sushi for everyone. Help yourself.

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:40 pm

Rob's here, too? I had no idea. This blanket works better'n I thought.

Off to the advice thread!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:40 pm

tequila and lime juice Please, not the good stuff I don't want to ruin my pallet.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:43 pm

... I thought a pallet was where you mixed colors....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:43 pm

no, YOU. Rob. You. aw, forgetit....

for Z: ass tequila with a lime. (you know, Z, this is exactly the stuff that got me into trouble last wednesday night: the last thing I remember is doing tequila body shots... off of the GAY lead singer... what a night! (I'd like to point out that the body shot WAS returned by aforementioned homo... can't be all wrong, then, right??))

Heli: it helps that you ARE the man....

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:43 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
PurpleKoosh wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:and purple, getcher ass back here...
I'm a package deal, baby - you want my ass, you gotta take the rest of me.
well,i was HOPING that if I got the ass, the rest would follow...

You know the saying, darlin' - Free your mind, and your ass will follow.

Mmm...sushi and hot tubs. A perfect combination, if you ask me....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:44 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:for Z: ass tequila with a lime. (you know, Z, this is exactly the stuff that got me into trouble last wednesday night: the last thing I remember is doing tequila body shots... off of the GAY lead singer... what a night! (I'd like to point out that the body shot WAS returned by aforementioned homo... can't be all wrong, then, right??))

...body enough to make anyone go straight...

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:46 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:no, YOU. Rob. You. aw, forgetit....

for Z: ass tequila with a lime. (you know, Z, this is exactly the stuff that got me into trouble last wednesday night: the last thing I remember is doing tequila body shots... off of the GAY lead singer... what a night! (I'd like to point out that the body shot WAS returned by aforementioned homo... can't be all wrong, then, right??))

Hee! I had pretty a pretty gay boi pulling shotglasses out of my cleavage on Thursday at karaoke. And then there was the fellow who gets straighter the more he's had to drink....

Fun night, I tellya.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:47 pm

samtzu wrote:... I thought a pallet was where you mixed colors....

actually, a pallet is what you stack things on. It can also be a mattress,

a palette is what artists use

a palate is what Z was referring to.

(thank you Dictionary.com!)

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:48 pm

Don't worry about me. Doin' just fine under this highly functional blanket. If you squint just right and drink some more, you'll probably forget there's anyone here.

Just don't sit down on the other couch. Too quickly, that is.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:50 pm

So I was confusing palette with palete... Or, as Pilate said "I'm washing my hands of this whole thing... "

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:50 pm

GE,

for the wax, try a hair dryer and paper towels. The dryer melts the wax in a non-destructive kind of way. Then sop with towels. This, painstakingly, will allow you to get a majority of the wax out. Certainly it will do just fine for the leather unless of course it is suede. Then ya got issues.

back later to check in

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:51 pm

SO if you gave me good tequila so I wanted to drink a lot more and got sick on this wooden platform I'm putting these boxes on it could ruin it right?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:52 pm

I've actually heard tell that this particular pretty fag (I use the term with endearment) has had quite a few women... so it's not like I'm barking up the wrong tree entirely...

and thank you, Sam... for the lovely compliment....

Purple... our hands have YET to "accidentally" touch: what's up with that? Pretty soon, i'm just going to have to tackle you!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:53 pm

stuart wrote:GE,

for the wax, try a hair dryer and paper towels. The dryer melts the wax in a non-destructive kind of way. Then sop with towels. This, painstakingly, will allow you to get a majority of the wax out. Certainly it will do just fine for the leather unless of course it is suede. Then ya got issues.

back later to check in

The Romans (Ancient Celts, etc.) used to soak leather in wax to make a stiff, durable armor. Italian mask makers used to do the same thing to make masks that 'form fitted' the face.

Try THAT with your bustiere

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:53 pm

GuinivereElise wrote: Heli: it helps that you ARE the man....

Yes, it does.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:55 pm

By the way, Heli... your sig line... would that be table ware, or after dinner wear, or bedroom ware... just curious...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:56 pm

How hot does the wax soaked leather have to be to mold to your body?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:56 pm

you all are so accomidating!

Stuart: actually, that works best for carpets and such. for slippery, smooth surfaces like leather, the freezer works, because then the wax just flakes off. I'm a bit of a candle freak, so i know all the tricks.

Sam: we've already HAD this discussion, remember? I make leather masks, using the same technique.... or did you forget???

Z... ummm... hold on... oh shit. what was the question??

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:57 pm

PUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRPPP! Who wants a vibrating, furry thing in their lap.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppp....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:57 pm

samtzu wrote:By the way, Heli... your sig line... would that be table ware, or after dinner wear, or bedroom ware... just curious...

Actually it's floor lingerie.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:57 pm

by the way, can i just comment on the fact that i thoroughly enjoy being surrounded by all you boys??? (purple, where are you, hon? I can't ever see you)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:58 pm

*raises hand, against better judgement*

Ooo..! Me! Pick me!!!!