The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:30 pm

careful, Purple.. if you don't watch it, I'll give you one of my patented lap dances....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:32 pm

helitack wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:ummm, I'm on a mac laptop.. I HAVE no right-click...
A computer without Windows is like a dog without bricks tied to it's head.

Okay.... and I saw that as, "A computer without Woodrows is like a dog with bricks tied to it's head." and I thought, "Two headed dog with two...? Holy Shit!!"

... somewhere in Tijuana, a woman is crying...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:37 pm

Nipples!!

Nipples!!!!

Get in here and drink with me, dammit!! We NEVER get the chance to talk!!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:38 pm

Ooooohhhhh... and another...

Yeah, I'd like to wax that one... too...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:39 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:hrmmmm.... I think that was a compliment, heli. Am I incorrect?

Yes, once you go Mac, you never go back. Suck that MY EMPLOYER is not so fucking enlightened and insists on using shit MS stuff full of security flaws and hole and just generally sucks.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:40 pm

oh sam. me no can see pictures. quel dommage...

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:42 pm

samtzu wrote:Hey, Miss Guin... try this one on...

TriSantaCon 2005. Yup, I'm thinking you need one too, Guin.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:42 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:careful, Purple.. if you don't watch it, I'll give you one of my patented lap dances....

*gasp* Oh, no, don't throw me in that briar patch, Miss Guinivere!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:44 pm

Here ya go, Miss Guin... try this one...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:45 pm

*tossing Purple into a chair* aww... too bad... ask Rob... you'll like this...

(Rob: you get me that outfit for SantaCon 2005, and I promise never to leave your side... I'll be your personal elf... really... no, really)

Sam, I can see that photo now... she looks 16! 20 tops

(Rob: no, REALLY)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:45 pm

Well, it didn't look like that in the preview... shit...

...

...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:46 pm

no, sam, it's okay. really....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:47 pm

[quote="GuinivereEliseSam, I can see that photo now... she looks 16! 20 tops[/quote]Oh... that's what that restraining order was about... awww, shit...

Well, live and learn... eventually

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:53 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:*tossing Purple into a chair* aww... too bad... ask Rob... you'll like this...

*pats pockets furiously, looking for tip money*

*bangs head on arm of chair as she realizes she has no pockets*

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:54 pm

~~~~heli notes certain photos and there source for investagatory purposes~~~~~

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:56 pm

samtzu wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:Sam, I can see that photo now... she looks 16! 20 tops
Oh... that's what that restraining order was about... awww, shit...

Well, live and learn... eventually

*shouting from under the Blanket O' Invisibility*

She promised me she was 18!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:57 pm

no no, Purple honey. This is SUPPOSED to be a punishment.

what that means for you is that no tips are required...

(maybe just a kiss on the cheek... that would make me immeasurably happy right now)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:59 pm

*yelling at spot where the Voice seemed to be coming from*
hey, unless you're going to participate, there'll be nothing from the Peanut Gallery, thank you!

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:00 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:no no, Purple honey. This is SUPPOSED to be a punishment.

what that means for you is that no tips are required...

(maybe just a kiss on the cheek... that would make me immeasurably happy right now)

"Kissing girls is a goodness. It beats the hell out of card games."

That Martian knew what he was talking about....

*smooch*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:01 pm

PurpleKoosh wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:no no, Purple honey. This is SUPPOSED to be a punishment.

what that means for you is that no tips are required...

(maybe just a kiss on the cheek... that would make me immeasurably happy right now)
"Kissing girls is a goodness. It beats the hell out of card games."

That Martian knew what he was talking about....

*smooch*

Ahhh... I grok...

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:02 pm

That was nothing.
Really.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:05 pm

woo hoo! I'm absolutely giddy! i got a Purple kiss!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:06 pm

CoworkerLurker wrote:That was nothing.
Really.

[singsong] we ca-an't heeee-er you! We ca-n't heeee-er you![/singsong]

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:09 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
samtzu wrote:Hey, Miss Guin... try this one on...

TriSantaCon 2005. Yup, I'm thinking you need one too, Guin.

That is SO GUIN. You sure you don't already have one, GE?

A travesty. IS THERE NO JUSTICE?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:10 pm

I can't believe it. Nipples came and went without so much as a hello.

wow...

*sniff*

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:10 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:woo hoo! I'm absolutely giddy! i got a Purple kiss!!

*blush*

There's lots more where that one came from, sweetie. All you have to do is ask. (And by "ask" I mean "grab my shirtfront and pull me over to you.")

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:11 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:*tossing Purple into a chair* aww... too bad... ask Rob... you'll like this...

(Rob: you get me that outfit for SantaCon 2005, and I promise never to leave your side... I'll be your personal elf... really... no, really)

Sam, I can see that photo now... she looks 16! 20 tops

(Rob: no, REALLY)

Actually that is not a bustierre, its a satchet. I looked at the site. But I will keep it in mind as I have a friend that is heavily involved in the whole fetish scene in Portland. She does porn movie and toy reviews professionally and has many, many friends in the various industries. I'll keep an eye out for ya as I know I have seen something similiar at one of her event/parties.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:12 pm

Wow!
omen
made
evident
now
!

Kitten
in
the
third
year

is
that

alike
same

dog
times
'seven
?

(loved the 4 KOtA!)

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:15 pm

are we there yet?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:15 pm

coworker: POSITIVE. I have nothing like this.

Rob: wow... really??? I would ADORE that....

excuse me:

*pulls Purple by the shirtfront over to her*

*quietly* like this?