I Like Sex...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:53 am

no no... and, upon my return home to fuck myself silly, I found that my newest toy (which had become my recent fave) is BROKEN!!!

ARGH!!!

It's a good thing I was tired last night... it allowed me to fall asleep, instead of taking the thing apart and playing Macgyver [sp?] with it... And it's only 3 days out of warrantee...

BOOHOO!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:55 am

hey, at least you have fingers!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:01 am

Yep... and they work like a charm!

Other people's work too....

I just have to coerce them into my apartment....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:05 am

GuinivereElise wrote:Yep... and they work like a charm!

Other people's work too.... I just have to coerce them into my apartment....

Cites?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:06 am

GuinivereElise wrote:Yep... and they work like a charm!

Other people's work too.... I just have to coerce them into my apartment....

what's that take opening the door, and quietly clearing your throat, and they're lined up around the block.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:08 am

samtzu wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:Yep... and they work like a charm!

Other people's work too.... I just have to coerce them into my apartment....
Cites?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:28 am

somehow i doubt you've got too much trouble, GE.

i seem to remember PLENTY of people of both genders drooling in your general direction.

as well they should, of course....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:53 am

well, you didn't seem to do too badly yourself... in fact, I seem to remember a pretty hot night that we (you, me, and angel) spent on the bench as Roscoes....

*drifting off again*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:03 am

mmmmmmmmm, bench dancing! with two very hot women...
'Scoes may be skanky, but i'm up for elevated dancing almost anywhere.

although, i don't know about you two, but that didn't lead to sex for me....

let's not get too far off topic, now....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:14 am

not for me, either... actually, in that circumstance, I prefer for it NOT to...

There's something about the chase that gets this kitty all riled up...

yep, that's right... I'm a tease...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:27 am

GE wrote:

yep, that's right... I'm a tease...

no shit...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:06 pm

Hey, if you were closer, Sam, you'd get the full effect of that teasing...

that, and then there'd be the release of the final capture....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:15 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Hey, if you were closer, Sam, you'd get the full effect of that teasing...

that, and then there'd be the release of the final capture....

So, you're a 'catch and release' kinda' girl? I can dig it... wait, what are you going to release? Unleash? Ooooooooo....

Well, in a week or so you're gonna get the full on flirt power of the Tzu... we'll judge who's the bigger tease at that time...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:26 pm

no, more of a cat and mouse girl...

and in a week or so, you'll get thrown back on your ass by the flirt power of this little one...

PLUS Rian...

ha!

(i can't wait...)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:27 pm

Me neither... whoo-ah!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:42 pm

*pout* i'm jealous.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:44 pm

aw... Tish. We'll take pictures....

(that doesn't help, does it?)

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:49 pm

well....a little....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:50 pm

Polaroids?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:51 pm

If it helps, I can call out your name...

Tish, oh Tish!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:51 pm

digital, please.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:51 pm

hi res.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:34 pm

thank you people...my mouse is on fire after scanning this thread...a NEEDED diversion given the weird outburst of pent up conservativism on eplaya

I would be happy to entertain, but Kristy's got this chain around my neck...and I must obey.....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:48 pm

You're welcome, Cowboy... too bad that chain is so tight... you could play, too, you know...

I'm sure Tish and I could give you a run for your money...

course, since she's headed home for the day, we'd have to wait until tomorrow... but that added tension would be nice, eh??

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:50 pm

after I got you on my massage table you'd turn into a willing slave too...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:50 pm

WOO HOO! Yeah... that's my kinda talkin...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:52 pm

Donovan has my track record at heebeegeebees........ god I wish I was there right now..I don't care if the playa is a mus bucket...we could get all dirty and stuff

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:54 pm

me too, me too... I miss having playa all over my skin...

do you work with any oils or anything? What kind of massage do you do?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:58 pm

mostly sweedish and rain drop therapy too. Sometimes I use crystals...heh heh heh

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:10 pm

is that giggle because you're making fun of me??