GOOOOOD MORNING!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:45 am

Uh, Arrrr?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:48 am

Simply Joel wrote: did i mention my boss gave me a recognition bonus for my work, and i have only been there since March '04, not much but it will pay for party favors for next year's burn.

Morning.

Joel: What is a 'recognition' bonus? Does that mean that you've been there long enough for the ol' whip-craka to recognize you? And what's with the early morning corporate shit? Why do they do that? What's the best time of the year to get a bonus anyway? Not xmas, since you'd blow the wad on presents and shit, right?

Too many fucking questions this early, I know.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:11 am

buckethead alien wrote:
Simply Joel wrote: did i mention my boss gave me a recognition bonus for my work, and i have only been there since March '04, not much but it will pay for party favors for next year's burn.
Morning.

Joel: What is a 'recognition' bonus? Does that mean that you've been there long enough for the ol' whip-craka to recognize you? And what's with the early morning corporate shit? Why do they do that? What's the best time of the year to get a bonus anyway? Not xmas, since you'd blow the wad on presents and shit, right?

Too many fucking questions this early, I know.

i think they recognized that if they didn't give me money, i would gouge their eyes out and skull fuck them.

actually, my whip cracking boss submitted two $50 recognition awards... i think because i keep showing up for work.

i am the 7th admin asst in less than 4 years, he has gone through 6 prior to me in 3 years. we do billing production for cellphone that acts like a walkie-talkie and supports a racing series (they used to be stock cars way back in the early 70's and you could buy a 500HP replica... fucking rules changed). anyway, my boss works 24/7, and i hold him in high regard.

this isn't early, i have been up since 4AM... that is a little earlier.

2 or 3 AM wake-up, that is early.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:01 am

Uhhhgggghhh...... Joel wrote:

this isn't early, i have been up since 4AM... that is a little earlier.

2 or 3 AM wake-up, that is early.

This belongs on the Fuck! thread...

I am semi-human at 5:30... and not totally house broken

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:27 am

I'm up at three fucking thirty for work. As I'm a morning person, it's not a problem. It's the fucking night people belly-aching about me doing piroettes and dancing around at 5:30am that bugs the shit out of me. Hey! they kept me up all nite with their energy level.

And while I'm on this fucking thread...
Fuck! Another fucking chapter in my fucking book finished. Lessons learned and all that crap. One door closes so another fucking door can open. My only fucking solace is that I'm a bigger person for getting thru this fucking roller-coaster ride of a relationship.

BTW: I printed up that sig line about following the path, and becoming the master. It's taped to my fucking wall next to my computer. A reminder that if I feel like a fucking idiot, and berate myself for fucking up, I need only to look thru the eyes of the fucking master...and become the master. Master fuck up too, don't they? Sure they do!

Enuf fucking philosophy, I want coffee.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:02 am

Robbi...

A master is simply a student who managed to survive his own stupidity and learn something...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:27 am

Simply Joel wrote: Awake along with the spouse, she has a corporate leadership training course to attend by 6AM

I'd take "chicken farmer" this is a lot scarier.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:04 am

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:24 am

what a great fucking phot to wake up to...

GOOOOOD FUCKING MORNING, me fellow malcontents!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:30 am

WOW! Those were the fire cannons from 2001... about the coolest (hottest, actually) thing that year! I understood they were not allowed again because they were just TOO dangerous... damn...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:49 am

buckethead alien wrote:

Simply Joel wrote:what a great fucking photo to wake up to...

GOOOOOD FUCKING MORNING, me fellow malcontents!

wow, i spoke in pirate... i think.

Captain Goddammit wrote:WOW! Those were the fire cannons from 2001... about the coolest (hottest, actually) thing that year! I understood they were not allowed again because they were just TOO dangerous... damn...

This is the part I fail to understand... too dangerous... well, fuck yeah! that is part of the fucking allure

i am sure the above statement cuts a wide swath across a number of e-playa threads found herein... onto the "Fuck" thread

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 8:40 am

That photo matches your new avatar nicely, Buckethead.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:05 am

theCryptofishist wrote:That photo matches your new avatar nicely, Buckethead.

Thanks C-Fishy. You've given me an idea for a REAL fire-shooting toaster. Hmmmm. Someone talk me out of this before someone gets hurt.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:18 am

Not me. You need to get in touch with Negativland. They used to end their shows by jamming while a toaster burnt toast and burst into flame.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 4:35 am

good morning all, the sun has begun to rise over the past 15 minutes...

i hope you all have a nice weekend.

it is harvest time in the midwest

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 4:42 am

Morning ya hosers! Nice September day dawning here on the EC.

Harvest time? Ah yes, harvest time. Those halcyon days carefully clipping and trimming in the barn and hanging the crops in the rafters. Did I ever tell you about the time the barn caught fire and the volunteer firefighters went all through the drying room? No? Well, only one of the them ever said anything. I gave him a bushel to keep his trap shut.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 4:48 am

well, the big crops here are corn and beans...

clear blue skys, the step-son played defense last night at the homecoming game... got to go to the bomfire...
and has the dance tonight...

i wouldn't be 17 again, on a dare.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:10 am

Layed awake last night designing the 05 MV. SOOO good late morning 9:00. But then again, I'm retired and can get up when I please

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:36 am

mmmgggfph.....

blechhhh... ptoo...!

Ack! Ack!.... phoooble.... phuh....

Fuck... where's the fucking coffee....

......GOOD MORNING!!! I'M UP!!!.........

....oh shuddup....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:57 am

The first "Good morning!" for Sunday, September 26th. Now PIPE DOWN! I'm going to bed...

...nighty night, y'all...

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 1:46 am

Good morning again,

And I hav'nt gone to sleep yet.

Can't till I finish working.

Guess that's something to feel like a good should be used to describe this morning.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 4:47 am

sunny day beginning... coffee... fed the dogs and cats... time for a smoke

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:04 am

Let the Captain put up today's earliest GOOOODDD MMOOORRNNING!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:58 am

Good morning Skipper, and the rest of the e-camp.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:34 am

06 Sep 2003????? Cap'n, is you chronometer off?

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:28 am

geekster wrote:06 Sep 2003????? Cap'n, is you chronometer off?

Is yours? What do you mean?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:08 am

Musta' been a great weekend... I woke up with a $200 bar bill and married to a sock. Sorry I missed it...

GOOOOOOD MORNING!!!!!!!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:18 am

There's a tiny breeze as the sunshine spreads out over the Spanish Springs valley here in Sparks, Nevada. My wife sleeps in and the buttermilk clouds huddle over the Pyramid Highway to the north. What's to stop me from cancelling my appointments and making the pilgrimage north? I guess I'll settle for a sprinkle of playa in my coffee.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:57 am

mornin joel et al

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:11 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:
geekster wrote:06 Sep 2003????? Cap'n, is you chronometer off?
Is yours? What do you mean?

DUH! I wanted to see when you posted it but I was rather bleary-eyed and looked at the "Joined" date

If anyone wants me, I will be out walking the plank.

GOOOOOD MORNING!

Where's Joel?

BIG ASS FLAMES....

Monday Monday