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Post by BBadger » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:24 pm

HAAAAAAALPPPP!!!!! FIRST TIMER NEEDS HELP WITH SPOOOONFEEDING!!!!!
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HALLLP
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:39 am

yeah.

go fuck yourself, honey....
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Post by Savannah » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:24 am

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Post by clocksnmirrors » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:34 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Seriously, you fuck this up and you will be buried in the desert without a stone to locate you, in soil so caustic your body will be gone in 5 years. And fucking this up could be as simple as bringing the wrong protein bar. You Are So Fucking Doomed...
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Post by lucky420 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:16 pm

Hey I'm new here and cant wait to get to the playa. Have kown about it for years and have been dreaming of attending for years too.

Now please tell me where to; buy a ticket, park my car,find daft punk and what to: eat, sleep in, and wear and if it's; hot, cold, dusty or crowded.

Oh and I've read everything on burningman.com too

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Post by mgb327 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:43 pm

lucky420 wrote:Hey I'm new here and cant wait to get to the playa. Have kown about it for years and have been dreaming of attending for years too.

Now please tell me where to; buy a ticket, park my car,find daft punk and what to: eat, sleep in, and wear and if it's; hot, cold, dusty or crowded.

Oh and I've read everything on burningman.com too

much thanks, love, namaste and mahalo
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Post by Elorrum » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:13 pm

lucky420 wrote:Hey I'm new here and cant wait to get to the playa. Have kown about it for years and have been dreaming of attending for years too.

Now please tell me where to; buy a ticket, park my car,find daft punk and what to: eat, sleep in, and wear and if it's; hot, cold, dusty or crowded.

Oh and I've read everything on burningman.com too

much thanks, love, namaste and mahalo
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Post by lemur » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:40 pm

that baby is gonna pop right out on burn night.
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Post by lemur » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:43 pm

someone will step on it.



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Post by Celery (Jamey) » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:50 pm

Daft Punk is playing at my camp
At my camp
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Post by BBadger » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:21 pm

lemur wrote:"OH SORRY BRO, i stepped on your reborn doll"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reborn_doll

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Post by clocksnmirrors » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:26 pm

BBadger wrote:Yeeeeeech!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by SaritaSyrah » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:32 pm

This is my favorite thread ever.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:29 pm

clocksnmirrors wrote:
BBadger wrote:Yeeeeeech!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Whatever you do, do not google "unborn angel".
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Post by clocksnmirrors » Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:49 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Whatever you do, do not google "unborn angel".
well i did it.... and i found lots of things that made me roll my eyes
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Post by knowmad » Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:58 pm

I'm supposed to care. I kinda like the Idea that I am sympathetic, be even better if people around me thought I cared. but I don't. Want a shoulder to cry on go find grumpy cat.
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Post by BBadger » Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:10 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
clocksnmirrors wrote:
BBadger wrote:Yeeeeeech!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Whatever you do, do not google "unborn angel".
Okay, I had to take the bait....

Argh!!

I was fortunate enough to not find any doggerel dedicated to "prom-night abortion babies" though..
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:57 pm

Snark on SNARK!
Thick and deep.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:03 pm

Just having a little fun.
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Post by clocksnmirrors » Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:48 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Just having a little fun.
nicely done
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Post by tamarakay » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:20 am

Oh good grief, why come on here and ask advice and then tell us all how wrong we are? If you want to do it just freaking DO IT. Leave us out of your brain masturbation.
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:22 am

and while you're at it take that cone and stick it up your ass, honey.
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Post by H.G.Crosby » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:23 am

wait...is it a Pink Cone?
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:24 am

H.G.Crosby wrote:wait...is it a Pink Cone?
not if she sticks it in her ass it isnt.
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Post by BBadger » Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:15 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:
H.G.Crosby wrote:wait...is it a Pink Cone?
not if she sticks it in her ass it isnt.
Hmm... Neapolitan mix.
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