The playa will kill the bed bugs.illy dilly wrote:Also, don't forget to drive around the alleys in Reno until you find a free mattress or two!knowmad wrote:Bring one tent for all 8 of you, crash out in a cuddle puddle and swap herpes.
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theCryptofishist
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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illy dilly
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
Yeah, but Vicks-Vapo rub gives lice super powers!theCryptofishist wrote:The playa will kill the bed bugs.illy dilly wrote:Also, don't forget to drive around the alleys in Reno until you find a free mattress or two!knowmad wrote:Bring one tent for all 8 of you, crash out in a cuddle puddle and swap herpes.
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
See page two.
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
...........................................Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
So went back to page 2, then read through to page 8... then back to page 2 here I am again at page 8....knowmad wrote:See page two.
I don't get it? But I have memorized pages 2 through 8!!!!
Anyway, I feel bad for that poor little "cuddle puddle" tent. Its flaps are gonna be spread open more often than Paris Hilton at a rock concert.
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
Every time you think of something that you want to bring to the playa, put it by the front door.
Keep doing this even after you can't use the front door because of "all the things". (use the back door)
The day before leaving, stuff all of this into the tranportation pod, even if it takes crow bars and rammers.
That way you won't forget anything.
Keep doing this even after you can't use the front door because of "all the things". (use the back door)
The day before leaving, stuff all of this into the tranportation pod, even if it takes crow bars and rammers.
That way you won't forget anything.
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"
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maryanimal
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
Don't worry about packing much, the playa will provide...
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
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caffeineslinger
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
Don't bring a bottle opener.
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theCryptofishist
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
And don't bring tape for the bottle neck, either. No need to worry about the glass shards.caffeineslinger wrote:Don't bring a bottle opener.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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unjonharley
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
Three paper plates should do it for a week
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
theCryptofishist wrote:And don't bring tape for the bottle neck, either. No need to worry about the glass shards.caffeineslinger wrote:Don't bring a bottle opener.
Don't worry, I can open em with mah teeth!
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theCryptofishist
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
Be sure to stop in Reno and buy lots of marginal stuff. That way, when you get back to San Francisco and Alameda Counties, you will have enough chintzy paper bags to line your garbage can into next year.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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geospyder
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
Thanks for the reminder. I've now removed it from my listcaffeineslinger wrote:Don't bring a bottle opener.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
I always forget something!!!
This year I'm not packing anything, so that I don't forget anything!
This year I'm not packing anything, so that I don't forget anything!
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
Damn, if I don't bring a bottle opener how am I gonna light my cigarettes?geospyder wrote:Thanks for the reminder. I've now removed it from my listcaffeineslinger wrote:Don't bring a bottle opener.
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
illy dilly wrote:Damn, if I don't bring a bottle opener how am I gonna light my cigarettes?geospyder wrote:Thanks for the reminder. I've now removed it from my listcaffeineslinger wrote:Don't bring a bottle opener.
Not to worry. I'm sure that Eliot has a blow torch you can use.
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
I've been spray painting some signs to go up around camp. lots of signs. In the basement.
think I may have found a new habit. funny how good spray painting can make you feel.
i might have to bring some cans with me to the playa...
think i figured out a way around the drug sniffing dogs.
any word on how law enforcement looks on 5 cases of krylon?
went to home d- today, ordered the paint, they asked "what color?"
I said, "doesn't really matter."
think I may have found a new habit. funny how good spray painting can make you feel.
i might have to bring some cans with me to the playa...
think i figured out a way around the drug sniffing dogs.
any word on how law enforcement looks on 5 cases of krylon?
went to home d- today, ordered the paint, they asked "what color?"
I said, "doesn't really matter."
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theCryptofishist
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
I always use that florescent stuff that they spray on pot holes. So stylish.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
Engine starting fluid is ether.....and colorless! 
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
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Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
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theCryptofishist
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
Dropped my pomegranate infused vodka.
I'll pick up something in Reno? Maybe that Fra Angelico...
I'll pick up something in Reno? Maybe that Fra Angelico...
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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tatonka
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
I hear gold is the bestLonesomebri wrote:I've been spray painting some signs to go up around camp. lots of signs. In the basement.
think I may have found a new habit. funny how good spray painting can make you feel.
i might have to bring some cans with me to the playa...
think i figured out a way around the drug sniffing dogs.
any word on how law enforcement looks on 5 cases of krylon?
went to home d- today, ordered the paint, they asked "what color?"
I said, "doesn't really matter."
Tales told
Of battles won
Of things we've done
Caligula would grin
Of battles won
Of things we've done
Caligula would grin
Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
You'll want acetone based butylmethylcellulose paint.
Sweet.
Since the playa was the location of open air nuclear tests, be sure to only drink heavy water.
Sweet.
Since the playa was the location of open air nuclear tests, be sure to only drink heavy water.
Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
theCryptofishist wrote:I always use that florescent stuff that they spray on pot holes. So stylish.
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DrewDubious
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
Why huff paint when you can huff gas? 
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illy dilly
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
Too expensiveDrewDubious wrote:Why huff paint when you can huff gas?
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
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DrewDubious
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
illy dilly wrote:Too expensiveDrewDubious wrote:Why huff paint when you can huff gas?
With all the RVs that will be out there? How much does 5' of plastic hose cost now days?
Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
They actually make anti-huff gas.
God knows what's in that.
God knows what's in that.
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illy dilly
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Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
Most RV's have a 2.5" stretchy tube stashed someplace near the back of the RV. It would be big enough to go around your nose and mouth!DrewDubious wrote:illy dilly wrote:Too expensiveDrewDubious wrote:Why huff paint when you can huff gas?
With all the RVs that will be out there? How much does 5' of plastic hose cost now days?
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Re: "One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep
Dye beard pink - while under car, with ATF fluid.
Pink beard wouldn't cause a blink at BRC, but with 2,900 miles one way, I can see how this might play out when filling up at the truck stops...
Pink beard wouldn't cause a blink at BRC, but with 2,900 miles one way, I can see how this might play out when filling up at the truck stops...
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.