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Post by helitack » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:19 pm

samtzu wrote:
helitack wrote:Don't know what the straw thing is. You gotta take the IV tubing, it's clear with a needle attached to the end, find the vein, insert the needle, turn the valve. There see, Sam all hooked up now.

How about going in to a freekin fire, helispot is on a ridge about 20 feet wide, pilot puts one skid on the ridge, sez to us, "OK boys and girls, were here, now Fuckin' GO!" Yeeeeeeoooooooooow! Then the fuckers made us walk down.
I hate to say it, but at least they weren't shooting at you...

Although, I watched a dust off (Medivac) sit and take fire while the wounded were being loaded, and the pilot didn't move a fucking inch. Those guys are the real heroes as far as I'm concerned... Yeah, Dust off pilots... God Truely Bless them All...
Fortunately for me, too young for that shooting business. Our pilot on that fire was in the RVN for three tours. He is the shit. The MercyAir pilots are right there too. I guess I ain't agonna quit. Too much endorphins. can;t live without em.
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Post by Sandwichman » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:19 pm

Woodrow wrote:Don't be polite, Buddy... Dive In!!!!!

It is all you my friend, I will just stand back and provide the tunes.

Jason
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Post by Woodrow » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:22 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
Woodrow wrote:Don't be polite, Buddy... Dive In!!!!!
It is all you my friend, I will just stand back and provide the tunes.
Jason
You're too polite... but, that's okay with me! WHEEEEEEE!! Hey, where are the ladies?
Hey! It's me!!!

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Post by robbidobbs » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:23 pm

giggle

Yer doin fine, Sammich.

Now where was I...oh yeah....

giggle[/i]

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Post by gigglesnort » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:23 pm

{Dancing now!}

....you can avert yer eyes my way Mr. Man and watch me push this air around with my body while you do yer thing.....do your neck a favor!

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Post by Sandwichman » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:23 pm

Woodrow wrote:Hey, where are the ladies?
I think they are about hugging the speakers. I really laid down a mix that is very sensual and personal. It speaks to people. ;)
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Post by samtzu » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:27 pm

*Tucking Woodrow away, to the sounds of ... HEY! What the hell are you doing...mmmgggghfffppt.... , the tall dark stranger prepares to hit the trail. He lifts his glass to the DJ, The Ranger (Aragorn? Ummmm, maybe not) and the two beautiful ladies dancing in front of him*
Hate to go, but I got an early call... Love ya' all
*And the tall dark stranger walks out the door*
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helitack
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Post by helitack » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:28 pm

Jeeebus! You just pulled your IV out and knocked over the stand.
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Post by gigglesnort » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:28 pm

{blowing kisses to Mr. Tzu}

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Post by samtzu » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:29 pm

helitack wrote:Jeeebus! You just pulled your IV out and knocked over the stand.
*tall dark stranger staggers back in, reconnects IV, and rolls it back out the door with him*
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Post by helitack » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:30 pm

Thank you.
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Post by helitack » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:31 pm

Thank you.
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Post by robbidobbs » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:31 pm

I need to git too. Walk you out, Sam?

Nice to see ya, Giggles & Sammich.

Pulling on her heavy coat, and tucking a copy of Te of Piglet under her arm, Robbi again faces the cold, night air.

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Post by robbidobbs » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:33 pm

Oh, and Thanks Helitack for the loverly beverages. That wand of yours shore knows how to pour 'em.

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Post by Sensei » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:36 pm

* Sensei enters bar, sees Robbi, and flies across the room to sit in her lap *

Damn, Robbi! I'm always comin' when your goin'... Or you're comin' when I'm goin'... We really should learn how to come together.

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Post by Sandwichman » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:43 pm

Sensei wrote:Damn, Robbi! I'm always comin' when your goin'... Or you're comin' when I'm goin'... We really should learn how to come together.
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Post by helitack » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:46 pm

------heli walks out of the bar to search for the perfect wood for the next ho tub extravaganza---------------
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Post by helitack » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:47 pm

-------sorry, heli walks back in, puts the 't' back in hot tub and then goes back out in search of the perfect wood for the next hot tub extravaganza-----------
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Post by Killbuck » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:02 pm

I sorta like "Ho- Tub" anyway.

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Post by gigglesnort » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:15 pm

Kernul Killbuck, that avatar makes me laugh so hard and think about the do do birds in Ice Age (you had to have seen it, surely)....

{mentally hangs head upon realization that all her pop culture referances are to children's cartoons.......sigh......}

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Post by Killbuck » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:37 pm

Gigglesnort...

You mean this one:
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Or the one on the left? Hey, those are not my lips...
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Post by gigglesnort » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:41 pm

doom on me..... doom on me.....DOOM ON ME......

(none of your pictures will show for me, no matter what I do).

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Post by Sandwichman » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:46 pm

gigglesnort wrote:Kernul Killbuck, that avatar makes me laugh so hard and think about the do do birds in Ice Age (you had to have seen it, surely)....

{mentally hangs head upon realization that all her pop culture referances are to children's cartoons.......sigh......}
Ice Age is fucking hilarious. I love that movie probably more than my son.

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Post by CoworkerLurker » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:49 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:Kernul Killbuck, that avatar makes me laugh so hard and think about the do do birds in Ice Age (you had to have seen it, surely)....

{mentally hangs head upon realization that all her pop culture referances are to children's cartoons.......sigh......}
Ice Age is fucking hilarious. I love that movie probably more than my son.

Jason
That's scary, when a father might love a movie more than he does his own son...

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Post by helitack » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:53 pm

---------heli looked for some wood, then all flummoxed sez--------
They're aint no fuckin wood in the Mohave! Guess I'll just get the Magic Wand! Poof! Some mesquite from West Texas, most Excellent!
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Post by gigglesnort » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:59 pm

heli, yer kinda cute all flummoxed like that........have fun in the hot tub! It's my bed time.

{good night smooches}

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Post by PurpleKoosh » Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:03 pm

Well, damn - I just missed everybody tonight, didn't I? *pout*
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Post by Sensei » Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:12 pm

Not quite everyone.

Just us chickens here now, I'm afraid. Think I'll have a pint of Killian's Red with a shot of that Wild Turkey.

* Sensei slided behind the bar and pours himself the pint and shot *

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Post by Sensei » Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:14 pm

That's *slides*, not *slided*.

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Post by tonytohono » Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:39 pm

<walks in and hangs a very wet jacket on the rack>

Something sans alcohol please, preferably hot.

Man you split for a few days and this place only seems to move faster.

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