Confessions.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:16 pm

i confess that i'm very happy joel came out in the open to play.

tisha gets the prize!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:21 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
samtzu wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:i feel like i should clarify... although your son's GF has spoken extensively about the peni (is that the plural?) in your family, i haven't seen your son's. and i've only seen yours outside, just kinda hanging around limply. twice.

...he does get bigger when he's happy...
I thought he only came out to play when he is happy. I guess the people at Decom truly have seen your best

Oh and on another note Sam. Pinky and Rich that were at that Lake Oswego house party will be hosting an event on the 29th so keep your calendar open and be prepared to saturate your liver with many variations of alcohol.

Jason

Demon's Lounge Re-Opening and the Liqour Luge?
I know he was talking about this during the SantaCon.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:23 pm

ok, so i confess that i got curious, after all of that talk, and went down to see one of these sale thingies. I confess that about most of it i couldn't care less. But i also confess that the cashmere and silk scarves marked down to 6 bucks from 120 caught my eye.

i confess i bought two, and that one is a happy-my-birthday present for my mom, and that i was excited enough about it that i called her at work to tell her i bought her a present for my birthday.

i confess i really like giving my mother presents, and that overwhelms the little voice in my head which curses me for being a consumer.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:24 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
samtzu wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:i feel like i should clarify... although your son's GF has spoken extensively about the peni (is that the plural?) in your family, i haven't seen your son's. and i've only seen yours outside, just kinda hanging around limply. twice.

...he does get bigger when he's happy...
I thought he only came out to play when he is happy. I guess the people at Decom truly have seen your best

Oh and on another note Sam. Pinky and Rich that were at that Lake Oswego house party will be hosting an event on the 29th so keep your calendar open and be prepared to saturate your liver with many variations of alcohol.

Jason

THAT PARTY ROCKED!!! Ooooohh... that's where I first met the luscious Julie...mmmmmmm.... Yeah, that's my 'Farewell, Now Leave!" weekend here at work.... maybe I could burn my bridges at both ends... while taking a dump in the middle...

... whatever that means...

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:25 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:I confess that for want of a chalice, the wine has almost been spilled
i confess i really want to know what the hell this means...
for want of a container, i almost spilled the wine.

for want of getting nailed, the King's dome fell.

or something.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:26 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:
tisha2 wrote:i confess i really want to know what the hell this means...
for want of a container, i almost spilled the wine.
for want of getting nailed, the King's dome fell.

or something.

no, they blew it up, imploded it, if you will. (before it had lived out its lifespan, i might add)

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:27 pm

so it's just some poetic and oblique reference to jacking off...??? i guess i was hoping for more...

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:32 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
samtzu wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:i feel like i should clarify... although your son's GF has spoken extensively about the peni (is that the plural?) in your family, i haven't seen your son's. and i've only seen yours outside, just kinda hanging around limply. twice.

...he does get bigger when he's happy...
I thought he only came out to play when he is happy. I guess the people at Decom truly have seen your best

Oh and on another note Sam. Pinky and Rich that were at that Lake Oswego house party will be hosting an event on the 29th so keep your calendar open and be prepared to saturate your liver with many variations of alcohol.

Jason

Oh wait a second, do you mean Kirk and Cheryl's party?
They are in West Linn. I was wondering which party you were talking about. Hot tub? Downstairs pool table. Bitchin' mannequin disco ball? MUCH debauchary after about midnight?

And I whole heartedly agree on the Julie front. She's a serious hottie. But there are many serious hotties in that crowd.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:34 pm

tisha2 wrote:so it's just some poetic and oblique reference to jacking off...??? i guess i was hoping for more...

I'll persue through my Shakespeare collection for references to money shots.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:02 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
samtzu wrote:

...he does get bigger when he's happy...
I thought he only came out to play when he is happy. I guess the people at Decom truly have seen your best

Oh and on another note Sam. Pinky and Rich that were at that Lake Oswego house party will be hosting an event on the 29th so keep your calendar open and be prepared to saturate your liver with many variations of alcohol.

Jason
Oh wait a second, do you mean Kirk and Cheryl's party?
They are in West Linn. I was wondering which party you were talking about. Hot tub? Downstairs pool table. Bitchin' mannequin disco ball? MUCH debauchary after about midnight?

And I whole heartedly agree on the Julie front. She's a serious hottie. But there are many serious hotties in that crowd.

Yes, Kirk and Cheryl's party was fucking awesome. The Demon lounge is Rich and Pinky's little shindig and that is going to be fun. I have seen how Rich acts at other peoples house and I am frankly scared to see how he acts in his own.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:03 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:And I whole heartedly agree on the Julie front. She's a serious hottie. But there are many serious hotties in that crowd.

Julie is great I got to smell her latex boobs on NYE...don't ask.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:07 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
Rob the Wop wrote:And I whole heartedly agree on the Julie front. She's a serious hottie. But there are many serious hotties in that crowd.
Julie is great I got to smell her latex boobs on NYE...don't ask.

Hmmmmm.... she didn't need latex boobs (what woman does? IMHO)... so, they must have been detachable... so, uhhh..... you... oh...

...nevermind...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:09 pm

stuart wrote:I agree,

thank you so much for your effort to do it well

I confess this comment is sticking in my head cause I can't tell if it's sarcastic or not.

Why does it even matter to me, us not really knowing each other that well. Insecurity, maybe? I intuitively value your opinion? Hmmm.

Elucidate please, if you care to.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:12 pm

samtzu wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
Rob the Wop wrote:And I whole heartedly agree on the Julie front. She's a serious hottie. But there are many serious hotties in that crowd.
Julie is great I got to smell her latex boobs on NYE...don't ask.
Hmmmmm.... she didn't need latex boobs (what woman does? IMHO)... so, they must have been detachable... so, uhhh..... you... oh...

...nevermind...

The latex was fully attached to her skin. She caught a whiff of a strange smell and determined it to be the latex she painted herself up with. She asked me to smell. So being the nice guy I said I could not smell anything so she told me where to put my head and smell. Need I say more.

And might I ask where you were on NYE Sam? If you had been out with me you would have experienced the magnificent latex breats.

Jason

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:15 pm

Maybe he was enjoying some magnificent latex breasts

of his own!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:16 pm

Latex Breats?

...okay... never done it, but I'm game...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:18 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Maybe he was enjoying some magnificent latex breasts

of his own!

I think I am up to a B cup without the help of latex already.

And Sam her chest and stomach were painted with latex and then she also wore a very few small other items.

Jason

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:21 pm

oooh oooh imbedded in the latex would be so cool.

(Can you tell I was an archeology geek as a kid? Wait, I mean, I confess I was an archology geek as a kid.)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:22 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Maybe he was enjoying some magnificent latex breasts
of his own!
I think I am up to a B cup without the help of latex already.

And Sam her chest and stomach were painted with latex and then she also wore a very few small other items.
Jason

You'll have to stop... I'm at work and Woodrow is beginning to demand attention... I mean, she was HOT in her Santa costume, but this sounds like she was... well... coming unglued? Yeeeeoooowwwwie... I think I'm coming unglued...

... And I wish I was cuming...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:25 pm

I think I better make my exit now Sam...

"How about them St Louis Rod's eeerrr I mean Ram's eerrrr I mean sheep errr oh yeah it is Ram's."

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:27 pm

Sandwichman wrote:I think I better make my exit now Sam...

"How about them St Louis Rod's eeerrr I mean Ram's eerrrr I mean sheep errr oh yeah it is Ram's."

Yeah... Ram! Ram! Ram!

...eeeeeeee....

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:02 pm

hey gigs,

I confess that I was being full bore honest

tough to do the expression on line but it looks something like my face settling away from it's grin or smirk and me looking you straight in the eye, perhaps a hand on your shoulder, my voice low evenly modulated.

sorry for the confusion

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:22 pm

well I confess that felt nice. Thanks Stuie {smooch on the cheek}

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:38 am

I confess I'm not asleep yet.
I confess that I love the IEEE standard.
I confess that I love jamming on a stringed instrument, past the point of the tips of my fingers hurting. To the point of becoming blistered, callused, to feeling nothing, to the point of feeling the pain of my mussels between my finger tips and joints feel sore along with the lower part of my arm feeling sore along with my wrists. .
I confess I feel almost the same when I play a piano or keyboard without the blisters and calluses.
I confess that I am an emotional being when it comes to music and art…..well certain films also. ( I hate reality tear jerkers.) .
I confess I go in automatic defence mode when someone comes at me in a defensive mode.
I confess I have only hit a female once in my life when I was 12 and have never done it since. (Never, though, have I not wanted to. (((of the ones that I thought of (including my sister…) ……they could take it and hit back to coma Ville......not a good idea...)))..
I confess that I’ve had too much Merlot.
I confess it sucks when you do such a good job on a clients system that they don’t need you…..as much.
I confess that I’ve said enough.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 4:54 pm

I confess that I just confessed a crush I have to the ACTUAL person I have it on.

I confess that the person's response made me really excited.

I confess that my brain is now consumed with all the possibilities......

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:05 pm

I confess I have only hit a female once in my life when I was 12 and have never done it since. (Never, though, have I not wanted to.

I confess that I, too, have only hit a female when i was 12, and I felt absolutely terrible about it when it happened, and I apoligised profusely every time I spent time with the girl ( beth ).

I further confess that i have hit men on many occaisions, and that, for the most part, they deserved it.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:10 pm

I confess I'm surprised that a person I've had a crush on forever couldn't tell by hte way I followed her around ogling her all the time.

I confess I haven't ogled her as much as I really wanted to because I didn't want to creep anybody out.

I confess I've never hit a girl, but I went around and around with the girls' father (we both have scars; so sad and ugly that).

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:14 pm

I confess that i would have said somethign if I were creeped out by anyone...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:22 pm

I confess I know that about you, but then my heart would have been broken.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 10:15 pm

gigglesnort wrote:I confess I'm surprised that a person I've had a crush on forever couldn't tell by hte way I followed her around ogling her all the time.

I confess I've reached a point where I'm trying to train myself out of following crushes around ogling them, because it got too depressing.

I confess it hasn't worked very well.