The Bar

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:15 pm

Thanks // cups mug with both hand and breaths in the steam //

// blue sparks snap from the side of his head//

So anything happen while I was gone?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:18 pm

geekster wrote:Hehe, I like the one where the wolf tells Little Red Riding Hood to "Lift up your shirt, I am going to lick your titties" whereas and forthwith she produces as S&W .357, levels it right between his eyes and says "Bullshit, wolf, you're going to eat me just like the book says".

That is my favorite fucking joke ever!!! I tell it *really* well....I once got a part in a play with it...

So - just opened a show at the theatre I work for...great night!!! Off to the *real* bar after catching up on tonights hijinks....

(thanks for watching the bar Geekster!!)

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:18 pm

Dude, you have a serious static problem ... try rinsing with Downy next time. No, nothing going on ... slow night.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:20 pm

[quote="tisha2]
(thanks for watching the bar Geekster!!)[/quote]

My pleasure Tisha ... you earned a night off. Enjoy. Oh, that's one of my favorite jokes too, I kinda shortened it a bit for here ... but it always gives me a tickle.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:21 pm

Hey - whaddaya feed a gay cow??

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:23 pm

NO idea. <ducking>

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:23 pm

*heea-AAaaayyyyy!!!*

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:24 pm

Nice one!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:24 pm

I hate it when it's this slow.

I've been waiting for someone to ripe into me for the post I made on the kids at Burning Man thread for over a day now. looks like I might have killed another thread.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:25 pm

I haven't read it ... but Larry always brought his kids

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:26 pm

well maybe not ripe but make things squishy.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:26 pm

I think a shot of jaeger tonight will be suffice.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:35 pm

Zulegoona wrote:I hate it when it's this slow.

I've been waiting for someone to ripe into me for the post I made on the kids at Burning Man thread for over a day now. looks like I might have killed another thread.

I went

I saw nothing that needed rip(e)ping. You hit the nail on the head as far as I'm concerned! Can I getcha a drink on the house???

And a jaeger for the DJ...is that all?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:38 pm

Oh yeah but nothing to shocking.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:40 pm

I thought you were off to a real world Bar little missy. I bet there are people waiting to see your pretty face. Not that I'm complaining mind you.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:43 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Oh yeah but nothing to shocking.

hhmmmmmm...what the fuck could *possibly* be shocking to THIS crowd!!!

okok - not shocking - shocking to who? fuckit - howzabout...a

666
Ingredients:
1 part Sambuca
1 part Jack Daniels
1 part Tequila
Mixing instructions:
Add each ingredient one by one to shot glass, and enjoy!

Yee-haw!!!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:45 pm

Zulegoona wrote:I thought you were off to a real world Bar little missy. I bet there are people waiting to see your pretty face. Not that I'm complaining mind you.

yeah, yeah, I'm goin', they're waitin'...would ya believe I sometimes prefer the company of virtual burners???

oh - and I'm waitin to see if I get any exciting PMs.....

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:46 pm

I just had to post to the kid thread again. Seems sad in a way.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:48 pm

Zule...am I seein straight or did did you go and join the Borg party of America? Jason, did I hear you say Jäger??????
Here's to the Red Sox!!!!!!

Rob, you know something? the Red Sox used to be called the "Red Stockings" when they first started up...just thought you'd like that

Oh another, you know what......(seductive kissy look thrown to the bargirl)

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:48 pm

// slurp // woow !! I mean Yee-Haw!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:52 pm

Thanks for the kid post, Geek. Another nail hit squarely...what'll ya have??

Cowboy - honey, you are *really* riled up by this damn game, huh? I wouldn't have thought...Jaegers all around!!!

Zula -

, glad you like it, honey!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:53 pm

cowboyangel wrote:Jason, did I hear you say Jäger??????
Here's to the Red Sox!!!!!!

Raise my Jaeger to the Yankees.

Jason

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:54 pm

Goodnight room
Goodnight moon
Goodnight cow jumping over the moon
Goodnight light and the red balloon
Goodnight bears
Goodnight chairs

Goodnight kittens
And goodnight mittens
Goodnight clocks and goodnight socks
Goodnight little house and goodnight mouse
Goodnight comb and goodnight brush
Goodnight nobody, goodnight mush
And goodnight to the old lady whispering "hush"

Goonight stars
Goodnight air
Goodnight noises everywhere .....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:55 pm

there's one thing more important than clean water, and that's
the B------ R-- S--

tryin to be subtle here as ole mr. J rocks my head

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:58 pm

yay!! G'night Geekster! my kids love that one...they say "hush!" before the old lady can...

nighty-night kids!! off to the real bar!

~tish

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:59 pm

Yeah geekster I think it's rather sad too. I can understand a paranoia about kids. I know a guy who went $10,000 in debt defending himself against false charges that where dropped before it went to court. So the fear has some foundation but giving into it could destroy society.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 12:03 am

Sandwichman wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:Jason, did I hear you say Jäger??????
Here's to the Red Sox!!!!!!
Raise my Jaeger to the Yankees.

Jason

this presents a very serious dilema for me now.........how do I reconcile my polite ways with my extreme distaste for the satanic bronx alliance? How?
Even voting republican is not as bad as worshipping at the feet of Joe Torre...oh god...all humanity....somehow I'll try to find that deep dark place inside to find a single ray of forgiveness for you Jason..........
nother Jäger please

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 12:12 am

Guess I'll head out, have a good one everyone.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 1:06 am

How about a round of...

Blue Balls

2 oz. Melon Liqueur
1/2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. 151 Proof Rum
2 oz. Orange Juice

Shake then pour add two cherries

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 1:20 am

Next shot-

Killer Bee's

1/2 oz. Jagermeister
1/2 oz. Barenjager

Pour and shoot