The Bar

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:15 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:you know, for a second Giggles, i coulda SWORE that you asked me to sip on your fingers while you typed...

must be that I'm tired, and me-eyes aren't working properly...

You must be reading my mind instead of my print, sweet Elise......

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:16 pm

that MUST be it!

either way.. it was a lovely thought...

how's your night, sweetness?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:16 pm

Ooooops, pissed santa off, looks like coal next year, at least we will have heat then.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:17 pm

wow... Santa... simmer down.

shit.

here, take one of these valium I got last night from CBA...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:18 pm

oh. he's already gone. *calling after* nevermind, Santa...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:19 pm

It's seems to be neverending. You think your last five minutes on teh job stretched......

{dons her headphones and fingers begin to fly}

hold that thought a moment.....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:20 pm

hurry back, sweetie....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:21 pm

WTF! all I did was get the guy a drink and he treats me like shit. Is he from Queens or something?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:22 pm

who knows? maybe his hat's on too tight...

or maybe he's really just the grinch, pretending he's santa...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:25 pm

Fine, NO soup for Santa!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:28 pm

are you the Santa Nazi? hey, that'd be a great sock, heli..

that's kinda funny...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:33 pm

Nope. I only wear government socks. And they are free.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:35 pm

so, that would make you the Secret Santa Service?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:36 pm

I guess, something about free brown socks, they are so, so drab.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:38 pm

.....speaking of so, so drab.......I am so, so typed out. I gotta rest the machine! Love and kisses all around......sweet dreams!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:38 pm

well, now. the government wouldn't want you wearning anything that might help you think outside of the box, now would they? Nothing that might make you an individual... we must keep this mob mentality somehow...

conform! conform!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:41 pm

I DO think outside the box, thats why I am where I am.

---heli crumbles out of the bar and into the magic bed----

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:53 pm

riding through the glen
steal from the rich
give to the poor
robin hood robin hood robin hood

back from the forest of mischief...need a cup o ale

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:55 pm

I'll even give you a FLAGON of it, CBA.... er, Robin..

how ya been??

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:59 pm

up to no good in the forest again..trying to catch the motorcyclist who'se been tearing up a hiking trail...one day he will meet robin hood and then he too will see the insides of the sheriff's jail!...more ale, bless ye!

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:08 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:ever read Twain's The War Prayer? SOOOOO worth a read. Honestly. Especially right now. I did it as a performance piece at a War Memorial one Memorial Day.

considering that I was in conservative small-town minnesota, it went over like a turd in a punch bowl...

but seriously... you should check it out...

Good book. It does speak the truth.

I had a college roommate who read it at my prompting. He called it bullshit, not on its own merits, but because it might stop people from getting the job done. Yup- anything that might get in the way of winning the war is to be reviled.

Like, you know, truth...

I think I'll find myself some whiskey. I'm in a foul mood tonight.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:14 pm

helitack wrote:-----heli crumbles into the bar, light the hot tub and gets out his e-guitar for another serenade---------

See, I thought e-guitar was electric guitar

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:15 pm

Lesbian bar was a bust, we were the youngest people there.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:19 pm

geekster wrote:Lesbian bar was a bust, we were the youngest people there.

Hey, I take exception to that: old dykes need lovin' too! That's what I've heard, anyway.

Jeez, now I'm sorry I even said anything. How 'bout an Olympia?

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:24 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:We had a huge discussion over beer on Christmas about buying vibrators for moms. Never done it, but it's an interesting thought.

Good Vibes had a Mother's Day sale one year - come to the store with your mom and you both got 10% off. Mom and I showed up after the sale was over...and they still gave us the discount. Yay.

(I still remember going to TiB on my one trip to Seattle, back in '98...walking into the store and laughing my ass off because the layout was identical to the SF Good Vibes - awkward pillars in the middle of the room and all. I still have my tank top from that visit...and I have yet to get a GV shirt. I think I need to fix that.)

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:46 pm

Sensei wrote:
geekster wrote:Lesbian bar was a bust, we were the youngest people there.
Hey, I take exception to that: old dykes need lovin' too! That's what I've heard, anyway.

Jeez, now I'm sorry I even said anything. How 'bout an Olympia?

LOL ... really nice people, we had fun, but not really our age demographic, that's all. We will try again on a Friday night.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:48 pm

geekster wrote:Okay, so I am off to a real bar ... some local lesbian country joint that grinchie-pooh wants to check out. She wants to pick up a chick, I think, and use me for her wingman. Oh, well, we will see how it goes. Lesbian country bar in the SF Bay area sounds weird enough ...

I gotta ask - which one? It's been ages since the Savoy qualified as a country joint....

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:54 pm

I'll PM you ...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:00 am

So I REALLY want to do this and would reall ylike to get some burner folks out for this ...

There is a ber in Cupertino ... actually, it is a South Bay mini-chain but the one in Cupertino is the one I have in mind ...
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Tuesday night next week ... they have trivia at 8pm and after they have Karaoke ... at about 10:30

NOBODY hardly is there for karaoke ... I would like to get the local burner crowd out for Cheesy Karake Night ... worst karaoke wins! Nobody is there, nobody care's, it's just us! Thoughts?

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:03 am

geekster wrote:So I REALLY want to do this and would reall ylike to get some burner folks out for this ...

There is a ber in Cupertino ... actually, it is a South Bay mini-chain but the one in Cupertino is the one I have in mind ...
\
Tuesday night next week ... they have trivia at 8pm and after they have Karaoke ... at about 10:30

NOBODY hardly is there for karaoke ... I would like to get the local burner crowd out for Cheesy Karake Night ... worst karaoke wins! Nobody is there, nobody care's, it's just us! Thoughts?

I'd be all over this, except for one thing - I don't think I could force myself to sing badly if you put a gun to my head.

But you know I'll be there if I can make it, especially if there's trivia to sweeten the deal....