Random thoughts...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:36 pm

From Atlas Farted:

The engineer shrugged. "Who is Mike Hunt?"
"He means," said the fireman, "don't ask questions nobody can answer."

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:53 pm

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:04 am

Even if I am wearing a tank-top, I still find myself applying deoderant as if it were a Tee-shirt on a daily basis.

Old habits are hard to break.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:36 am

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:11 pm

Why is it that the people who drive around and around a parking lot looking for the closest parking spot, are generally the people who need the walk the worst?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:35 pm

What I hate is driving around to find a spot where I can get out of the car.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:59 pm

I officially did it Today!
I bought my very own copy of The Big Lebowski.

(Tumbling Tumble Weeds is the Dudes theme)

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:50 pm

Judas Iscariot -- did he go to Heaven or Hell? And, why?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:18 pm

Of all the reactions people have to violent death, erotic excitement is the one I understand least. I am really glad I am transferring out from under my supervisor.

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:28 pm

Wookey Hole Caverns in Somerset, England is hiring a Witch for 50,000 pounds per year. Must be able to cackle and live in a cave. This is real, interveiws are on the 28th.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:03 am

Boredom sure runs up the post count.

SilverOrange · Post by **SilverOrange** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:06 am

The damn lost and found thread is just sitting there taunting me with it's zero posts. Every time I log in, there it sits, empty, just waiting. 0

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:05 pm

I packed a suitcase full of old batteries and play-doh and left it unattended at the airport.

Shhh.
Let's watch.

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:51 pm

gyre wrote:I packed a suitcase full of old batteries and play-doh and left it unattended at the airport.

Shhh.
Let's watch.

Thanks for the head's up. I have airport patrol tomorrow morning

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:31 am

Just look for the Hello Kitty stickers and the playa dust.

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:25 pm

Dang - My observation skills are slipping. I didn't spot it

I thought I could create a wee bit of excitement by broadcasting a 10-89

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:17 pm

Has anyone told you that you look like Mike Hunt?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:16 pm

geospyder wrote:Dang - My observation skills are slipping. I didn't spot it I thought I could create a wee bit of excitement by broadcasting a 10-89

Wrong airport.
I'm sure someone will accomodate you though,

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:22 am

The air feels like jello.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:31 am

This is the place to post random stuff.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:17 am

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:28 am

you obviously have not tried all seven at once, now have you...

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:38 am

well ... no ...

you have? hmm ... a fat lazy-ass guy on welfare raping a high-priced trophy prostitute, then grabbing the last donut and ....

no, doesn't sound like you, either.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:47 am

try holding your precious formula in a mirror......big huge fucking duh.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:03 am

The day of man's set doom is come,
The altars break, the idols fall;
The shattered oracles are dumb
And utter stillness ruleth all.

Across the great world's silent girth
The grass-grown cities rot and rust:
Still are the rulers of the earth---
Men and their worth sink back to dust.

Man fades without a trace to tell;
Where seas roar on the primal plain.
The mindless, living, single cell
Begins the long, slow climb again.

And how's YOUR Monday?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:31 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:try holding your precious formula in a mirror......big huge fucking duh.

whose precious formula?

i wasn't directing that at you, dear .... i just liked it. one could do the same sort of thing with the virtues....

adam link · Post by **adam link** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:38 am

yeah, whatever.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:44 am

I had a random thought that was all gushy and mushy and flowery
and stuff, but after catching up on this thread I forgot what it was.

However, whatever that random thought was, it has left me
all a-glow, feeling fuzzy, goose-bumpy and happy inside. Yay!

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:01 am

guess i hit a little nerve ending, there ....

so sorry ...

you might want to cover those up once in awhile ...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:02 am

This morning in this forum, I read 8 threads that were potentially useful, and skipped four that just seemed painful, depressing and ugly.