At the age of ten, I stood directly on top of a nest of digger bees. Approximately ten thousand (by my count) flew up both pant legs and began eating and stinging....
FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCKITYFUCKITYFUCITYFUCKITYFUCK!FUCK!FUCK!
FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
... and break dancing was invented...
Fuck!
YOU invented break dancing?! 
I always did kind of wonder how it got started....Well, I wasn't ten, but I did step on a rock which turned out to be the roof of a bee hive!
It was while I was out running with my dad and brother. My brother was well ahead of me, but somehow my dad was behing me at the time and got to see me surrounded by a cloud of bees. Amazingly, I only got one sting by one which somehow made it into my hair. The rest just seemed to be content with menacing me while I ran. Or, maybe, bees just don't fly that fast. My dad caught up with me, and the bees got confused and swarmed around him for a while, then seemingly figured out the mistake and went home.That day proved to be the fastest I ever ran that route! If being attacked by bees is what it takes for me to reach top performance, well, FUCK IT!
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
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Rian Jackson
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Fuck. Everything. Well, not really, but it feels like it. Fuck.
Fuck cash flow problems, fuck a sore back, fuck being here at work with no chance to go home sick cause everyone who could cover is on vacation, fuck feeling like shit. Fuck needing my derailer adjusted in a serious way. Fuck the weekend already being over. Fuck too much to do and not enough time. Fuck problems with the crotch and ass on my super cool leopard print bell bottoms i'm making for the playa. Fuck everyone and their expectations.
Fuck everyone and their expectations!!!
God, i hate people.
Fuck this.....
Fuck cash flow problems, fuck a sore back, fuck being here at work with no chance to go home sick cause everyone who could cover is on vacation, fuck feeling like shit. Fuck needing my derailer adjusted in a serious way. Fuck the weekend already being over. Fuck too much to do and not enough time. Fuck problems with the crotch and ass on my super cool leopard print bell bottoms i'm making for the playa. Fuck everyone and their expectations.
Fuck everyone and their expectations!!!
God, i hate people.
Fuck this.....
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Rian Jackson
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Fuck. Everything. Well, not really, but it feels like it. Fuck.
Fuck cash flow problems, fuck a sore back, fuck being here at work with no chance to go home sick cause everyone who could cover is on vacation, fuck feeling like shit. Fuck needing my derailer adjusted in a serious way. Fuck the weekend already being over. Fuck too much to do and not enough time. Fuck problems with the crotch and ass on my super cool leopard print bell bottoms i'm making for the playa. Fuck everyone and their expectations.
Fuck everyone and their expectations!!!
God, i hate people.
Fuck this.....
Fuck cash flow problems, fuck a sore back, fuck being here at work with no chance to go home sick cause everyone who could cover is on vacation, fuck feeling like shit. Fuck needing my derailer adjusted in a serious way. Fuck the weekend already being over. Fuck too much to do and not enough time. Fuck problems with the crotch and ass on my super cool leopard print bell bottoms i'm making for the playa. Fuck everyone and their expectations.
Fuck everyone and their expectations!!!
God, i hate people.
Fuck this.....
surlier than thou
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Rob the Wop
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Rian Jackson
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Rian Jackson
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I'm going to make a fucking Rian the Meanyhead plush doll and action figure. Then everytime someone bitches that I'm not where they are, or doing what they want me to be doing, or doing it how they want, I can tell them to go play with their fucking doll.
DANGER: I sense Nira, my fucking evil twin, trying to come out again.
DANGER: I sense Nira, my fucking evil twin, trying to come out again.
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Rian Jackson
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cowboyangel
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robbidobbs
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Fuck. Long fucking day. Long fucking summer. 3 weeks and I don't have to think anymore. Just need to get my shit together before I get the fuck out of Babylon. Tonight I'll make a bonnet, and then feel like I've accomplished something productive toward the fucking Project. Fucking laundrymats eating up my slush fund.
Fuck.
Fuck.
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Tancorix
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Fuck Fuck Fuck. I hate trikes. I have 2 of them and each one has been a pain in the rear to fix. The Worksman industrial bike that I thought was intact had been fucked up by it's previous owner and now all I have is a frame and 3 wheels that are worth a damn, and I've spent about $80 on it with nothing but a nice frame to show for it. (When I couldn't get the 3 speed hub adjusted right, I took it to a local shop..they spent 2 hours trying to fix it and failed, but still charged me $50 for it. May they go fuck themselves, I won't take anything else to them if they can't figure out a simple 3 speed hub and $25 an hour to work on a bike is ridiculous). And the second bike, a Columbia trike uses 24 x 1 3/8 or 540 mm tires and tubes. Even a Froogle search comes up empty unless I want to pay out the nose for wheelchair tires...which happen to be the same size but as with anything medical the prices are jacked into the fucking stratosphere.
I'm still looking for new tires and tubes and might find a way to get it to the playa yet. I'm glad I found these problems out now with 4 weeks left vs only a week before. It still sucks though. And oh yeah, FUCK YER DAY.
I'm still looking for new tires and tubes and might find a way to get it to the playa yet. I'm glad I found these problems out now with 4 weeks left vs only a week before. It still sucks though. And oh yeah, FUCK YER DAY.
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Simply Joel
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Rian Jackson
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Yeah, well fuck you who can't read when some people posted the fact that they'd be on fucking stilts before hand.Sensei wrote:A royal Fuck you to those (oh, say someone like Rian) who question whether other people will be 'big enough' in person; then when you meet the fucker, they're like 4'10"... They don't mention that their long legs (stilts, actually) are wooden. What a poser.
Fuck.
Besides, fucking Sensei - oh, i mean SOFTY is only about 96 pounds. I could take him any fucking day.
And speaking of fucking posers, what about those people (oh, maybe Sensei?) who pretend to be such a fucking grinch and in reality they are more like santa claus. Fuckin' SOFTY.
Funny that you didn't mention all of this last night. Fuckin' scared shitless of the spikes, are ya? Huh? Oooh, little punky girl gonna kick your fuckin' ass? Not only sweet like honey but shakin' in his fuckin' boots!
And that's 5'3" to you.
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Rian Jackson
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buckethead alien
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FUCKYFUCKFUCKFUCKITYFUCKYFUCK!!! And FUCK! I'mjustnotinagoodmood,andamnotinthemoodtocheerup! I am beginning to think I am NEVER going to have enough money to do ANYTHING! And why in the the FUCK can't I have a side effect from my meds. which makes me get SKINNY, or at least LESS FUCKING FAT?!! 
And will my FUCKING ANKLE ever heal up so I am not in pain every morning when I try to walk around, or at night after I have been on my feet all day?!!! And FUCK George W. with an extra long ski pole, just BECAUSE! 
And will my FUCKING ANKLE ever heal up so I am not in pain every morning when I try to walk around, or at night after I have been on my feet all day?!!! And FUCK George W. with an extra long ski pole, just BECAUSE! "Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
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Rian Jackson
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Fuck. I'm a gimp. My coworker is making comments about how the 'cowgirlballerina' shot herself in the foot. A few fuckin days biking up and down hills again, clowning on fucking stilts, and *snap* something pops during housework - fucking housework, i tell you! Cleaning is fucking dangerous! How am i supposed to get ready for the fucking stilt bar with my foot in a fucking ace wrap?!?
And still, i'm in a fucking good mood. Go figger.
BTW, i should warn you all that my coworker has been lurking here, like so many others. No ID, no words spoken... and he laughs at us a fucking lot!
And still, i'm in a fucking good mood. Go figger.
BTW, i should warn you all that my coworker has been lurking here, like so many others. No ID, no words spoken... and he laughs at us a fucking lot!
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samtzu
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Tell the fucking co-worker to get a little testosterone and stop lurking... climb up on his/her stilts... and strut her/his stuff!!! Tourists??!!! Tourists!??
... and too bad about the fucking ankle... I broke mine on stage in the middle of a performance three years ago. The first thing I said, a pico-second after it broke?
FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Best line in that show...
... and too bad about the fucking ankle... I broke mine on stage in the middle of a performance three years ago. The first thing I said, a pico-second after it broke?
FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Best line in that show...
The revolutionary does not grow up because he cannot grow, while the creative individual cannot grow up because he keeps growing ~~ Eric Hoffer
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Rian Jackson
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best stage accident for me was going fucking head first off stage toward jagged steps. luckily i'd been doing contact improv - my body saved me even before my fucking brain kicked in. nasty bump on the shin instead of a fucking broken neck. and it's all on fucking video somewhere in fucking iowa. damn that fucking godspell...
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Simply Joel
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Let me see... what phrase comes to mind about the co-worker.... oh yeah.Rian Jackson wrote: BTW, i should warn you all that my coworker has been lurking here, like so many others. No ID, no words spoken... and he laughs at us a fucking lot!
Fuck you, you fucking worthless fuckstick.
many happy returns
Democrats... snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, daily!
slap my salmon, baby
slap my salmon, baby
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Rian Jackson
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i laugh at us all, too. every day that i am here.Simply Joel wrote:Let me see... what phrase comes to mind about the co-worker.... oh yeah.Rian Jackson wrote: BTW, i should warn you all that my coworker has been lurking here, like so many others. No ID, no words spoken... and he laughs at us a fucking lot!
Fuck you, you fucking worthless fuckstick.
many happy returns
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buckethead alien
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FUCK - it's beee-yoootiful outside and I am stuck here at work the pages just dragggggggggggggggggggggggggggging along. Better stop looking out of the window.
Buckethead, Buckethead you are like an Alien
Buckethead, Buckethead your head is like a dish
Buckethead, Buckethead sometimes you wear the Maybelline
Buckethead, Buckethead sometimes you're full of fish
Buckethead, Buckethead your head is like a dish
Buckethead, Buckethead sometimes you wear the Maybelline
Buckethead, Buckethead sometimes you're full of fish
