The Bar

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 9:52 pm

there is liquor on the bar but im too comfortable to get it, sorry

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 9:53 pm

now that i have gone diva cup i could care less where i bleed, i have to tell you its the BOMBdiggity. i haven't purchased any clockwork red (damn that's good too!) supplies in over a year, thankyouverymuch, and i have never been happier. no more accidentes...

sorry 'bout the grrl talk heli...i know, surely TMI for you :)

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 9:57 pm

No worries, I'm just relaxin'

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:10 pm

wow, that flame me thread does wonders! i think i'm ready for something a bit stiffer...anyone?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:17 pm

there is some Patron'

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:22 pm

ah, nothin like a man who knows yer poison :) thanks heli...thats just about heaven.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:25 pm

regynalonglank wrote:now that i have gone diva cup i could care less where i bleed, i have to tell you its the BOMBdiggity.

I hear a lot of good things about the Diva/Keeper/Insteads - but the idea of having to root around in my pantry anywhere that doesn't have running water makes my blood run cold. I had an intestinal, erm, episode my first day on-playa last year, and that was bad enough....

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:33 pm

well yes, there is that...nothing like walking out of the stall headed for the sink looking like you have just committed a murder :) will my hands never be clean! heh...i'm all about the baby wipes on playa. that and maybe a bucket of water with a lid on it, perhaps? haven't had to deal with that yet! of course now that we've brought it up, you know how things manifest around here...careful whatcha say!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:11 pm

helitack wrote:there is some Patron'

that's whale piss.........now Jäger

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:33 pm

well cowboy, strange mix - but if you insist...

*racks up thirteen ice frosted shots on bar*

have at it peeps...

schlanke!

*tosses back three in a row*

brrrr!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:40 pm

frozen Jäger is just about as good as it gets

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:44 pm

milk bone back?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:47 pm

milk bone flavored Jäger or Jäger flavored milk bones either way I win

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:49 pm

i used to eat milk bones when i was a kid. kind of tastes like a dry graham cracker :)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:54 pm

I met a homeless guy the other day to whom I gave some of "Jackies" jerky treats for his dog....he said he ate them too.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:56 pm

should we set up a separate thread now for people who eat dog food and the people who love them?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:00 am

oh oh.....too late...off to Morpheus land...love to all

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:05 am

me too...flagging major. g'nite all!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:11 am

I'm canned

yeah, I crossposted

fuck you mutha fucka

'till you know the power of the DA sangria...

walk a mile in m shoes s'all I got to say

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:18 am

Your voice is rich, Reggie.
Nice cabinet, too!
Thanks for the c.d.....

~fills bucket next to head w/warm water~

Hmm de da de da de da!

An odd early morn in the neighborhood
Somethings gonna snap, I can feel it in the air.
Ahhh... or maybe it will just continue on in envelopment?
Possibly....!

~grinds beans starts coffee, tucks never-ending blanket around exposed limbs & up to chins of slumbering bar "clients". exits w/coffee mug from bowery cafe~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:25 am

*comes in disheveled with a lost look in his eye*
I need some coffee bad, man I woke up late today
the dogs didn't even try to wake me up.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:27 am

roaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr coffee for the shroom guy!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:30 am

funny you don't look fungal, here you go.

Funny how the girls clubhouse is always more interesting to the boys than the boys clubhouse is to the girls.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:34 am

hey bucko...you're the shroom guy, I'm a big kitty kat today
my wife bought this little puppet called "Mr. Perfect" you pull his string and he says the nicest things......the women would visit us if talked about the nice things we could do for our wives, lovers, girlfriends, instead of the usual.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:39 am

Hey!
I did put out a BUCKET of warm water
next to the HEAD (toilet).

I tink that is a nice thing to do for the bleeding ladies.

~puts swim mask on face, lays down w/head adjacent to water bucket~

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:40 am

bunny rabibit, you are kind and thoughtful and strange, can I get you an alchoholic beverage?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:44 am

Currently not having a relationship with any of those, I'm at a disadvantage.

In the day I was always praised for my ability to go Shopping with my wife, she even had other women in stores tell her how lucky she was. Of course I didn't have the endurance she did and eventually even that became a point of conflict. I didn't have any wants and she felt guilty that I didn't spend enough to make it feel fair.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:48 am

~sits aright on one elbow~

Why thank you, cowboy!

A gin & tonight would be swell....

~installs wind-sheild wiper kit to swim mask, lays back down~

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:57 am

cowboyangel wrote:should we set up a separate thread now for people who eat dog food and the people who love them?

I confess I once fed a boyfriend a dogfood sandwich mixed half-n-half with Underwood Deviled Ham. That was in my twenties.

I never told him, but I did smile devilishly as I watched the bastard eat it. Heh.

Hey, he shouldn't have been mean to me and pissed me off!! Hell hath no fury like a woman fucked with on a daily basis. He deserved it.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:01 am

Donita wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:should we set up a separate thread now for people who eat dog food and the people who love them?
I confess I once fed a boyfriend a dogfood sandwich mixed half-n-half with Underwood Deviled Ham. That was in my twenties. I never told him, but I did smile devilishly as I watched the bastard eat it. Heh. Hey, he shouldn't have been mean to me and pissed me off!! Hell hath no fury like a woman fucked with on a daily basis. He deserved it.

so maybe it should be a separate thread for people who eat dog food and the people are getting even with them.