The Bar

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 4:52 pm

Hey Geekster, make some inappropriate remarks from me tonight would you.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 5:06 pm

Were did everybody go, look like it's self serve tonight.

// starts going threw the cabinets// wonder if there's any olive oil stashed here some place, I got this real hunger for olive oil and garlic bread. I'm half way there found this dried up piece of bread wrapped up in my pocket.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 5:08 pm

Dam skin condition my head itches like hell, // scratch // shit there goes another piece.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 5:18 pm

I think I will have a round of..

Three Wisemen Chasing A Wild Turkey

1 oz. Wild Turkey
1 oz. Jack Daniel's Whiskey
1 oz. Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey
1 oz. Yukon Jack

Pour each ingredient in a separate shot glasses. Slam the Wild Turkey followed by the three other shots. This one will hurt you real fast.

Then followed by a round of...

Purple Orgasms

1 1/2 oz. Wild Spirit Liqueur
1 1/2 oz. Chambord Raspberry Liqueur
1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

Shake and pour adding Wild Spirit to taste

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 5:20 pm

Oh my going for the drunk tonight....

A round of Eight Second Rides on me....

1/4 oz. Stolichnaya Vodka
1/4 oz. Wild Turkey
1/4 oz. Crown Royal
1/4 oz. Yukon Jack
1/4 oz. Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey
1/4 oz. 151 Proof Rum
1/4 oz. Cuervo Gold Tequila
1/4 oz. Brandy

Shake then pour

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 6:24 pm

Just stopped in for a quick Tecate - been swilling them all evening - held our first build-and-burn on the beach and still reek of gasoline. sorry.

We had a pretty spectacular little fire going for a while. A highlight was when a beer can full of gasoline began spewing liquid fire just before our whole assemblage collapsed onto the sand. The happy little can flipped off as the thing toppled and spilled flaming gas all over the place. Woo-hoo. I'll post pix tomorrow after I am done sleeping this one off.

Nighty night you naughty people. Especially whoever's wearing the fishnets right about now. Yow! I'd stay up and flirt, but I am a little wasted.

Catch ya'll in the a.m. for some coffee.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 7:48 pm

".....I am waiting on an angel....to carry me home.....hope you get here soon.....Cuz I don't wanna go alone....And I'm waiting on an angel......to carry me hooommmee..."

Another drink please.

Jason

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:11 pm

tisha2 wrote:And thanks for sweeping up Bambi! Looks great. Hey, where' the hell have you been?

I have'nt had much time to play tisha2. I'm deep into the Xmas at work, and it is exhausting. I guess that means I'm missing the point here, I should be dropping in more often to blow off some steam. Got anything for that?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:59 pm

//Shuffles in quietly and sits in dark booth in the far corner.//

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:26 pm

*runs in from the back*

Hi fellas!! *pantpant*

*runs behind bar*

only got a minute....Bambi...you need a, a, ah...PLAYA SUNRISE!!
tequila, OJ, cran, little more tequila, splash of hawaiian punch, pinch o playa dust!!! Just the thing!!

Zulagoona, honey - you're not lookin' so good over there!! you need some tea or something...? brandy?...ZG??

and, shit, the DJ's all shitfaced and singin' to himself...
damn good song, though!!

Okay, boys, I'm outta here! Somebody lock up, eh?? And Buckethead, wouldja please put the coffee on in the mornin'? Thanks, babe!

see ya!

*runs out back door*

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 10:16 pm

tisha2 wrote:only got a minute....Bambi...you need a, a, ah...PLAYA SUNRISE!!

tisha2 your the expert, thanks....glug... glug.glug. ahhh.You are the only one!!! ...and thanks for the dust . It would'nt be the same without it. *Bambi stumbled over to the shitfaced DJ and joined him in a duet of "Comfortably Numb" with thoughts of covering the entire "The Wall " album, but don't worry folks. It was just a thought. Love you tisha2!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:10 am

// Buzz-click spark-flash-puff, small cloud of smoke rises to the ceiling. whir-click-click-click //

Aaah, Gees I'm falling a part. There isn't a soul on e-playa, it's probably a good thing too. It's so embarrassing having your skin slough off. You'd think I'd be used to it by now it's happened every October since I was posted here on earth. At least with the decompression in SF going on I'll seem more normal to people.

// gets up and shuffles out, pockets bulging with bits of self //

mumbles " leave no trace, snickers to self"

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:18 am

I will gladly sing comfortably numb. Anytime. I think that it requires a round of straight shots of really shitty vodka.

I am back from the real bar and not too drunk just enough to be smiling good. Let the week begin and may it be amazing.

Jason aka Mr 5 Days

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:37 am

just got back from decomp ... holy mother of fuck ... what a party! All I have to say is "wlZDfahfourr" and you can quote me on that!

I am out for the night ... take care.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 2:21 am

"Now angel won't you come by me...Angel hear my plea....Take my hand lift me up so that I can fly with thee.....so that I can fly with thee....And I'm waiting on an angel....And I know it won't be long to find myself a resting place in my angel's arms...in my angel's arms...So speak kind to a stranger, cause you'll never know, it just might be an angel come...Oh- knockin' at your door, Oh- knockin' at your door.....And I'm waiting on an angel....And I know it won't be long to find myself a resting place in my angel's arms....Oh- in my angel's arms...."

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:28 am

*humming comfortably numb to himself, BHA makes to the bar with a big bag of freshly roasted beans from the tropical isle of Java*

This kind of monday calls for DARK coffee, *he says to no one in particular*

Eeeeek! Eeew! Oh, shit I stepped on some of Zulegoona's face. Better get some light in here.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:46 am

*puts Jiffy Print 4X6 on the bar*

Last night's fun. Please note Tecate can for scale at center top. This is when it was just beginning to vent gas vapor.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:13 am

Our friend gasoline does its work:

*sorry dial-up peeps*

(the star has no significance, if you were wondering)

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 6:28 am

thanks, BHA... i needed that.

had a wee bit of caffiene this morning... bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

i'll be around all day folks... hope you enjoy your day.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 6:33 am

"Good" morning! Go read "Fuck" thread... mine will be fun...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 6:40 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:"Good" morning! Go read "Fuck" thread... mine will be fun...

That's an oh Fuck if I ever heard one. Sounds like you need a shot o' something before dealing with that today.

How about a Johnny Walker Red?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:57 am

I certainly can sympathize with your hydraulic problems, Captain doesn't like you are be having a fun day at all.

What kind of rock do you deal with?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:28 am

[quote="Zulegoona"]I certainly can sympathize with your hydraulic problems, Captain doesn't like you are be having a fun day at all.
quote]
I certainly can sympathize with your hydraulic problems, Captain it doesn't look like you are going to be having a fun day at all.

As long as I don't lose the lower functions I'll be ok. I'd hate it if I were incontinent.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:58 am

Good morning all!

And how was everyone's weekend?

I'd take a cup of coffee, if there's any prepared...

Zulegoona: chocolate is good.... hypothetically, of course.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:03 am

Good mirning.

mighty fast transformation Zulegoona.

Nice.

Seems you're ready for holloween.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:10 am

Morning all...

Coffee ready? That and a few asprin. Was a good night.

4 days and counting

jason

Emilia Von Higglestein · Post by **Emilia Von Higglestein** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:20 am

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tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:35 am

g'mornin' kids!!!

thanks for the coffee and fire BHA!! what a way to start the day!!

ZG, baby!! what the hell...??? y'might need to lay off the halluconagens - or maybe i do...

Guinevere...we might need to see you in those fishnets before we can officially hire you...

Hi DVD!!

Jhonny Red for Sputnik...yee-haw!

G'mornin' DJ!! here's some aspirin and B vitamins (best thing for a hangover!). And four days till what, dear?

And, welcome, Miss Higglestein - bit hard to read this early in the morning...but here's bit of Crown Royal for yer java.

off to read the Captain's 'fuck!', then to a meeting! *smooches* all around!!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:08 pm

tisha2 wrote:G'mornin' DJ!! here's some aspirin and B vitamins (best thing for a hangover!). And four days till what, dear?

Thank you for the vitamins....

4 days until a I get to hit the road for a wonderful roadtrip.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:11 pm

Decom in SF must have been the bomb-diggity it is quiet here today. Where is everyone?

Time for a round of...

Silent Broadsider's

1 1/2 oz. White Rum
1/2 oz. Anisette
1/2 oz. Lemon Juice
1/2 tsp. Grenadine

The Bar

i got that must set something on fire to be complete feeling