The Bar... Volume#2

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:56 am

Thanks for the food and drinks! They were just what I wanted!

Well, I got to get going. See you folks later!

B.

jizzelle · Post by **jizzelle** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:59 am

YEAH AntiM!!!!!!!! Congrats and onwards!!!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:46 pm

Box Burner wrote:Hey Sput

If you are going to be in Phoenix on wednesday check this out. They are gearing up for war. Fun to Watch an even more fun if you are playing with them. There should be about 100 fighters on the field.

Thanks BB, but I will be leaving mid-day on Wednesday.

Just came back from a very cool Sushi place called RA. I am full and feeling no pain.

Oh, and I suspect my tickets are waiting for me at the office, either that or they were turned away because no one was there to sign for them. That would suck.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:07 pm

I seeketh enlightenment through mooching today in Las Vegas, asked for free places to stay, free meals, free computer software, free gasoline, free drinks, received nothing free so I came home...I dont think I changed the world

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:15 pm

That SCA shit cracks me up so hard. Makes want to to show up with a tank of aerolsolized LSD and a Uzi loaded with rubber bullets.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:00 am

Cheers to AntiM's good fortune!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:12 pm

I took a drink,
I took a drink,
And I fell down in the sink.
The whole world
Ought to go on vacation!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:36 am

sign me up...oh yeah Im already on the list!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:04 am

Too bad, sput. You could have dug up some dirt on wrecks.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:18 pm

(comes in for a quick drink)

Howdy, Fishy...

pmom...

Bin...

Sputnik...

How's life these days? Can't stay long, but wanted to say hello.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:56 pm

*fishy buries head in lechat's fur*

all the better for seeing you today...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:18 pm

(The 'ol black puss places the fish on top of his head)

Wrap a fin around each ear, Fishy... let's go for a spin!!

(He jumps up onto the bartop, then to the top of the cabinets)

Hold tight!!

(He leaps with great grace onto the rafters above and darts about from perch to perch. Never missing a step, each paw landing deftly and sure.)

Are you smiling yet, Fishy?

(Down from the rafters to shelves and the counter... disturbing not even one bottle of booze. Then to the floor where he jumps and loops in the dust like a maddened, furry ballerina, only to land and be still for a brief moment, facing the door)

And now down the home stretch!!!

(Out the door and around The Bar he goes, nothing but a black streak with a dust cloud behind. Then back in the door and onto the countertop, he puts all four legs out stiff and skids in controlled circles, gliding in for a gentle landing so that his nose is to the fishbowl and the top of his head is level with the lip of the vessel, allowing Fishy to slip into the water.)

YEAH!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:58 pm

encore! ENCORE!!!!!

clap clap clap clap!clap clap clap clap!clap clap clap clap!clap clap clap clap!clap clap clap clap!clap clap clap clap!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:52 pm

ER, I was gong to ask for a drink, but I am already seeing cats running around with fish on their heads...!

I think I will just go lie down for a while....

B.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:23 am

Good Morning!!!! Drinks all around! My tickets have arrived!!!!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:36 am

YEAH for SputNik!!!
Im GREEN with envy, but not jealous...soon! very soon

!

hahaha, Bas, if ya cant handle the virtual hullcynations...DRINK MORE!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:35 am

Well, okay! I'l take one of each, please! Then its off for a job hunting seminar type thing over at the Division of Work Force Development.

B.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:58 am

Work Force Services is best approached while drunk. Although I must say, the state of Utah sprang for mylarry's CDL when he lost his shuttle job
(bastard whiny railroad employee trying insurance fraud and a chunk of ice on the dirt road bumped his back, oh wah, bastard UP railroader got mylarry fired for no good reason).

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:02 am

Box Burner wrote:Hey Sput

If you are going to be in Phoenix on wednesday check this out. They are gearing up for war. Fun to Watch an even more fun if you are playing with them. There should be about 100 fighters on the field.[/b]

Ah yes, Estrella. Never made it over for that one, but I fought in 3 Gulf Wars, a Lillies and 2 trips to the battlefield at Pensic.

I'm on the right.

And that pic is at least 10 years old.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:34 am

Ok a morning Burners TALE...........
Woke up to a beautiful morning of fresh rain smell! Ahhh! Woops Shit, I forgot to buy coffee last night! So Jacket on and a small jaunt across the street to the local summitt 7-11...Im sure built especially with me in mind...
You know how when it rains all the worms come up for air, and ya find them all over the sidewalks...well to my delight, they were there, on the sidewalk... and somewhere it didnt strike me as wierd at first.....matter of fact it seemed all as normal, then as I passed over those worms on the sidewalk, something struck me as hellerious...They wernt your average worms at all...funny I didnt notice or funny at the variety...not sure which one set me off laughing all the way home!Out loud!
Here are the worms I GET!!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! God its great to be a BURNER! See everything in your world as a burners is so much more colorful!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:16 am

LeChatNoir wrote:(The 'ol black puss places the fish on top of his head)

Wrap a fin around each ear, Fishy... let's go for a spin!!

(He jumps up onto the bartop, then to the top of the cabinets)

Hold tight!!

(He leaps with great grace onto the rafters above and darts about from perch to perch. Never missing a step, each paw landing deftly and sure.)

Are you smiling yet, Fishy?

(Down from the rafters to shelves and the counter... disturbing not even one bottle of booze. Then to the floor where he jumps and loops in the dust like a maddened, furry ballerina, only to land and be still for a brief moment, facing the door)

And now down the home stretch!!!

(Out the door and around The Bar he goes, nothing but a black streak with a dust cloud behind. Then back in the door and onto the countertop, he puts all four legs out stiff and skids in controlled circles, gliding in for a gentle landing so that his nose is to the fishbowl and the top of his head is level with the lip of the vessel, allowing Fishy to slip into the water.)

YEAH!!

*fishy is still spinning in her bowl*

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:43 am

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:48 pm

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:01 pm

Da fishist is still spinning? How much caffeine did we drop in her bowl? Now I'M getting dizzy. That cat!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:38 am

Yes...."that Darn cat"

heheee...Lechat Noir staring in the remake of Disneys old favorite!

and soon, Puss and Boots, the story of a cat named Puss and a fish named Boots on a wild odysee through a barren desert!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:42 am

just bagged all kinds of misc. crap including sticky, gooey shit, from my car. gonna get it detailed today. i have never experienced a good detailing for my car and i'm hoping it's worth the cash. gotta do these things while i still can.

my neck still continues to pain me, as well, maybe i should book a couple massage appointments.........

hmmm, what else do i want or need?

bloody mary please!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:52 am

I join you! Titwi and I celebrated his homecoming with a couple cocktails...and I tell ya, me head fills a little thick.
I have to work a double today, so i need to be right in the head.
Never worked the dinner shift , so, Ill be learning chataubrian table side...by doing it!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:54 am

Welcome home TITWI! Wherever you were........

Pinemom, seriously, when have you ever been right in the head?!?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:54 am

oh Jewel*** btw....how am I gonna fix your coat? SED took it with him, he was suppose to leave it, but playa mind, he took it to Co.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??????

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:59 am

why don't we make SED fix the coat.............

Ummmm, on second thought, NO. I don't know pm. You're not bringing your sewing machine with ya?

That coat saved my freezing ass a couple of nights, btw. I used it as a blanket.