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Discosybil · Post by **Discosybil** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:16 pm

Mikey felt ill when he realized the officer was holding his left arm.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:18 am

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:22 am

Due to the increasing numbers of senior citizens and ageing baby boomers in the U.S, The Federal Reserve and Mint deceided to print "large print" currency.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:24 am

Woman on left: I see your husband is a Big Man.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:51 am

The cost of inflation.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:51 am

The cost of inflation.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:36 pm

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:41 pm

I don't have anything. I just want her number.

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:43 am

Hmm, freshly brewed coffee, yet it smells a little stinky...

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:02 am

What you have to do to get a decent java at Center Camp Cafe' these days...

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:53 pm

Coffee break for the umbrella stand.

(I'm sorry, I'm sorry..)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:30 am

Contrary to the spoil-sport attitude of some holier than thou gurus, coffee and yoga do mix.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:29 am

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:38 am

Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro Presents:

BARBIE BOWL 2006! ! !

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:54 am

Last minute substitutions did not help the Seahawks at all.

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:46 pm

That breast implant is MINE!!

No, MINE!!

MINE!!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:35 pm

And at that exact moment, Sally vaguely remembers reading that drinking prune juice before athletics helps as a mild laxative, not a mild relaxant

Atar · Post by **Atar** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:17 pm

Millions of peaches, peaches for me.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:57 am

How papayas get to the supermarket.

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:31 pm

Faye regrets trying the extra large buttplug, but at least her sorority sisters are there to help her out.

Atar · Post by **Atar** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:42 pm

What do you mean 'do I have a permit to look so cute?'

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:48 pm

Buffy demonstrating how 10lbs of taters can indeed fit into a 5lb sack.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 2:01 pm

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 2:29 pm

"Just because I have a small Peccary, doesn`t mean I`m not a fabulous lover."

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:31 am

where is the start button?

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:38 am

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:48 am

So what is the right way to derail?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:10 pm

"Hmmm...now my brain say's that I have about 4 seconds to shoulder roll and bail out of this window into a 300 ft. deep ravine, but my body says I'm -2 seconds away from aready wetting myself...choices..."

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:24 pm

i'll take another drink

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:37 pm

look in to my eye