The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:32 pm

ah, stuart, i see we are in agreement again.

say, can i come borrow that place under your arm? and can i get you a drink?

i'll get billy back in a few... once i rest up...i mean booze up... i mean....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:46 pm

i have been entirely too productive at work today. can somebody get me all fucked up real quick please?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:47 pm

if you cuddle with me i will.
stuart left me.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:56 pm

* foomp! * the never-ending blanket flies out over Rian and Tish in the corner with the hookah and the silky pillows...

*cuddle,cuddle,cuddle*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:59 pm

{giggles tiptoes in holding a super soaker and unleashes mighty squirts of water on the unsuspecting Tish and Rian, then RUNS FOR HER LIFE!!!}

hee!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:02 pm

back...I'm at work now... just got in.

had some coffee, and I'm ready to face the nasty customers once again!

but, perhaps some booze would help.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:04 pm

it's a good thing i put the waterproofing on this blanket!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:07 pm

* tish relaxes in the wet blankets while giggles runs right into the boobie trap at the front door - a trip wire that releases a bucket full of green jello all over giggles. *

but just wait and see what Rian has for ya....

hey, guin...wanna share a bottle of sake with me?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:09 pm

*while giggs is trying to regain her footing, the Four Marmots of the Apocalypse begin to run 'round her in circles. The 4 Hummingbirds of the Apocalypse begin to hum in her ears. And then the dreaded 4 Fuzzy Kittens appear....*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:10 pm

{a green-jello covered giggles takes a running leap into the wet waterproofed NEB and gives Rian and Tish big green wiggly jiggly hugs}

Love you girls!!!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:10 pm

quick! Hide me! Wait, lemme change into my socks, that'll fool em.....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:12 pm

only if it's warm sake, tish....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:13 pm

OOO!ooo!!

jello wrestling!!!

*hits bell on the bar with small mallet*

Ladies, to your corners!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:17 pm

i have been entirely too productive at work today. can somebody get me all fucked up real quick please?

ditto

this is my lame excuse for running out on you Rian. I am unable to multi-task much today as the compy I am working on don't do surfing.
I'm all your while I snarf down some lunch though.

I think I need a dbl margarita Mexican style.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:18 pm

aw shit, just when I came in to relax a little there's bell wringin' and other rambunctious mischief goin on.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:20 pm

oh, yeah...yer gonna complaing about us gals jello wrestling here to accompany your margarita lunch??

cha!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:21 pm

*slides margarita to Stuart*

well, there was bell ringin', but I don't think the ladies noticed. Relax away...

*hugs*

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:33 pm

yer gonna complaing

it does rather seem my nature, no?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:34 pm

thanks GE

<smoooch>

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:35 pm

you're welcom, babe. Anytime...

oh, stuart: I've been meaning to ask you, (because I'm a do-do head and forgot);

long fur, yes?

white??

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:50 pm

long white fur. mMMMMmmm yes.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:51 pm

I think some sock is jerkin my chain in the burner thread.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:51 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:back...I'm at work now... just got in.

had some coffee, and I'm ready to face the nasty customers once again!

but, perhaps some booze would help.

Brass knuckles might help more.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:53 pm

stuart wrote:I think some sock is jerkin my chain in the burner thread.

i think he's really that pompous.
maybe

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:54 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
stuart wrote:I think some sock is jerkin my chain in the burner thread.
i think he's really that pompous.
maybe

I just checked it out. I think I agree...

doesn't strike me as sock as much as it strikes me as a zealot.

I think,.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:58 pm

I can't figure out whether the guy is a well read x-tian or some kid knee deep in philosophy365 who will eventually tell me I am a brain in a vat and challenge me to prove otherwise (which I can cuz I had phil365 mutha fucka).

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:58 pm

booze over zealots.

i'm out, y'all!

have fabulous evenings, and remember...it's ALL about YOU.

*mwah*

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:00 pm

*mwah*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:01 pm

i haven't actually read his shit, mostly because it strikes me as pretentious bullshit. but then i didn't read it so i don't know.

i trust stuart to take 'em down.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:03 pm

it seems to me that someone who has the name "Philosopher" is trying to preach somethin'...

religion or otherwise... I think he's flexing his brain muscle in front of the mirror...

pompous. yep.

You tell 'im, Stuey...