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theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:52 am

No wonder I'm unsettled. Pass me the bromides.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:59 am

theCryptofishist wrote:No wonder I'm unsettled. Pass me the bromides.

Huh? Wha?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:02 pm

Martiansky wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:No wonder I'm unsettled. Pass me the bromides.
Huh? Wha?

Metapysics are unsettling. It's okay for aliens, you've got different problems.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:09 pm

yah - saw that newest registered user and just thought.... "ick"

not a prude, but really.... i mean, come on!! REALLY!

and i got no package in the mail today... *pout*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:13 pm

aww.w.. tish. I'd send you a picture of mine, but I don't think that would help. Plus, it would ruin the suprise.

Ummm, i was just with customers, so please, can someone tell me: there is a registered user who has the name cumshot???

no really. you're joking, right??

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:13 pm

Sorry Fishy! : (

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:16 pm

... cumshot?.... Far be it from me to talk about a 'lack of subtlety' but... sheesh!...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:17 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:aww.w.. tish. I'd send you a picture of mine, but I don't think that would help. Plus, it would ruin the suprise.

Ummm, i was just with customers, so please, can someone tell me: there is a registered user who has the name cumshot???

no really. you're joking, right??

wish we were...

The newest registered user is: cumshot

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:18 pm

tisha2 wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:aww.w.. tish. I'd send you a picture of mine, but I don't think that would help. Plus, it would ruin the suprise.

Ummm, i was just with customers, so please, can someone tell me: there is a registered user who has the name cumshot???

no really. you're joking, right??
wish we were...
The newest registered user is: cumshot

permeproof

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:18 pm

the really evil and gross side of me really really wants to make a sock called 'vadgesquirter' or something...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:19 pm

How about $$$shot. or even moneyshot. That's subtle enough to satisfy woodrow.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:21 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:How about $$$shot. or even moneyshot. That's subtle enough to satisfy woodrow.

It works for me... the little guy agrees...

...yeah! Works for me, too!...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:23 pm

emptier than a teenage loser's dream

my personal favorite

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:36 pm

GuinivereElise wrote: the really evil and gross side of me really really wants to make a sock called 'vadgesquirter' or something...

Vagina Dentata hasn't been taken yet....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:40 pm

naw... I kinda LIKE vagina dentata... and it doesn't give me any of the gross gross ewwww feelings that cumshot does...

cumshot makes me think of bad cheuvanist porn, with nasty sweaty men and girls with fake everything who make a lot of noise but don't ever really get off.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:15 pm

WOOHOO! The Ticket Fairy just brought my ticket!

Drinks all around!!

Kristines · Post by **Kristines** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:21 pm

The Girl Scout cookie sale started today and our daughter Kayla is SO EXCITED. I think she will make a great salesperson some day ... she's got a little spiel and is really hard to resist. :)

I guess we know what G & I will be doing this weekend ...

Kristines

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:24 pm

How much are cookies this year?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:24 pm

Martiansky wrote:WOOHOO! The Ticket Fairy just brought my ticket!

Drinks all around!!

Awe-right! Tell the Fairy to get his (?) perky little ass over to the EC!

But..... I think the UPS man may be bringing BHA something extra-special this evening. And it ain't one of dem pocketpussies, ya'll been trying to get me to buy neither dammmit.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:35 pm

flamethrower?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:43 pm

GuinivereElise wrote: the really evil and gross side of me really really wants to make a sock called 'vadgesquirter' or something...

Upon reflection, much could be done with a sock named "Rimshot."

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:46 pm

she will make a great salesperson some day

Then you must start the re-education immediately. Other methods of prevention are not nearly as pretty.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:55 pm

stuart wrote:
she will make a great salesperson some day
Then you must start the re-education immediately. Other methods of prevention are not nearly as pretty.

so i'm not the only one who was mildly horrified?

now, if you'd said 'swindler' i'd have approved.

Kristines · Post by **Kristines** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:15 pm

Martiansky wrote:How much are cookies this year?

$3.50, at least in Northern Calif. They could be more somewhere else.

K

p.s. to the person who was horrified that I was tickled by her salesperson enthusiasm. She is adorable doing it, and is learning public speaking skills, safety skills, math skills AND is hoping to raise enough money to send herself to Girl Scout Camp next summer. Is that heretical? Well, I don't think so. Want to buy some cookies? :)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:18 pm

Stuart, Rian
Just think of her as a potential agent and relax.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:20 pm

Get you a drink Fishy?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:24 pm

Yes please. It's 10 of three and I should be plastered against the wall like a trophy.

Keeep 'em coming.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:27 pm

Kristines wrote:
Martiansky wrote:How much are cookies this year?
$3.50, at least in Northern Calif. They could be more somewhere else.

K

p.s. to the person who was horrified that I was tickled by her salesperson enthusiasm. She is adorable doing it, and is learning public speaking skills, safety skills, math skills AND is hoping to raise enough money to send herself to Girl Scout Camp next summer. Is that heretical? Well, I don't think so. Want to buy some cookies? :)

are they made from real girl scouts?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:27 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Yes please. It's 10 of three and I should be plastered against the wall like a trophy.

Keeep 'em coming.

oh, kitties, looks like the convict wants to play!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:30 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Yes please. It's 10 of three and I should be plastered against the wall like a trophy.

Keeep 'em coming.

What would you like to drink Fishy? I'm not nearly as good a bartender as Guin is, but if you tell me what drink you want, I'll get for you!

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