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H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:59 am

run, jonny, run.

as fast as you can...

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 6:45 am

Savannah wrote:You know it's a special time of year when I'm starting replies and then erasing them before they can come to Bitchy Fruition.

. . . Which, incidentally, is my new Drag name.

I went for it, and even then, I reeled it in a little.

What the fuck is so wrong with that camp that they had ten dropouts this late?

Once Trilo wakes up, it will be all over.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 6:54 am

AntiM wrote:What the fuck is so wrong with that camp that they had ten dropouts this late?

Excellent point.

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 6:55 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:
Ratty wrote:On the edge of my seat. Can't wait for the compassionate help pouring in for the heavy stranded project. (It's like survivor all over again.)
There are laws and shit about truck weights... that are enforced...

And giving advice on how to be illegal doesn't fly here. Besides, their worry is not the official scales, it is the portable scales the HP can put down and weigh by axle. Any parking lot or rest area can become a weigh station. Sheesh.

TT120 · Post by **TT120** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:04 am

AntiM wrote:
Savannah wrote:You know it's a special time of year when I'm starting replies and then erasing them before they can come to Bitchy Fruition.

. . . Which, incidentally, is my new Drag name.
I went for it, and even then, I reeled it in a little.

What the fuck is so wrong with that camp that they had ten dropouts this late?

Once Trilo wakes up, it will be all over.

That whole thing just seems sketchy to me.....I dunno, maybe it's legit, maybe.....

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:06 am

AntiM wrote:
Captain Goddammit wrote:
Ratty wrote:On the edge of my seat. Can't wait for the compassionate help pouring in for the heavy stranded project. (It's like survivor all over again.)
There are laws and shit about truck weights... that are enforced...
And giving advice on how to be illegal doesn't fly here. Besides, their worry is not the official scales, it is the portable scales the HP can put down and weigh by axle. Any parking lot or rest area can become a weigh station. Sheesh.

When I was driving log truck.. Cop with a portable scale pulled me over.. I knew I was in deep shit.. I was driving an old corn binder.. The key switch had died a long time before.. There was a switch handing from under the dash.. I turn the switch off.. The cop set his scale.. Told me to dive forward. So I turned the key and stepped on the starter.. Damn thing wont start.. I had that cop up under the hood with trying everything to get the old girl to start.. Cop gave up, took his scale and left.. I waited a half hour, flipped the switch and drove to the mill

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:22 am

Elorrum wrote:
AntiM wrote:What the fuck is so wrong with that camp that they had ten dropouts this late?
Excellent point.

This guy posts a lot of stupid shit on that idiotic FB page so...

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:35 am

I just realized that wo the flame motif, my uniform looks a lot like Lamplighters from afar. Need more pink lace next year.

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:00 am

Unjohn~

When I was driving log truck.. Cop with a portable scale pulled me over.. I knew I was in deep shit.. I was driving an old corn binder.. The key switch had died a long time before.. There was a switch handing from under the dash.. I turn the switch off.. The cop set his scale.. Told me to dive forward. So I turned the key and stepped on the starter.. Damn thing wont start.. I had that cop up under the hood with trying everything to get the old girl to start.. Cop gave up, took his scale and left.. I waited a half hour, flipped the switch and drove to the mill

Human relations beat nonsense!

P2: Help, help, help! Emergency! (Oh, uh, their emergency is not my emergency and your help is not my responsibility to help communicate)

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:04 am

What is the old saying? Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part?

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:12 am

Thanks Mr Goddammit:

What is the old saying? Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part?

But, but, but, it's an ePlaya EMERGENCY!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:17 am

Emergency!
Negative, Rampart.

TT120 · Post by **TT120** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:43 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:Emergency!
Negative, Rampart.

Squad 51!!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:48 am

Negative Rampart, playa art installation cannot be moved at this time.

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:25 am

TT120 wrote:
AntiM wrote:
Savannah wrote:You know it's a special time of year when I'm starting replies and then erasing them before they can come to Bitchy Fruition.

. . . Which, incidentally, is my new Drag name.
I went for it, and even then, I reeled it in a little.

What the fuck is so wrong with that camp that they had ten dropouts this late?

Once Trilo wakes up, it will be all over.
That whole thing just seems sketchy to me.....I dunno, maybe it's legit, maybe.....

Aw I missed it. I was really looking forward to seeing where that thread had gone after my post

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:32 am

As a parable, I loved the 10 ticket test.
Everyone claims to be going to the Burn for "the community" except for this dipshit -viewtopic.php?f=371&t=69327&hilit=i+deserve+it
Yet when asked to commit to a community that was offering them an opportunity to attend.....the truth comes out, even if the supporting story was a hoax;
"I want a ticket from you for me, screw your community." A well-played parable for our modern burner times.

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:37 am

The thread has gone into the cornfield, that's where.

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:55 am

Hello I am a first time burner virgin/ have gone for the past 100 years.

I realized after March of this year that I am inspired/entitled/needing to have someone give/sell/barter me a ticket, give a ride in-out, camp me, shower me, transport my art project, dispose of my trash and costume me.

I'm a burning star!

So I am entitled for sure!

It's so obvious! (to me)

Internet manifest it, demand I!

CaffeineGirl · Post by **CaffeineGirl** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 12:09 pm

Theme Camp = Hotel Camp. Check out ratings and reviews on Trip Advisor.

Post by **Eric** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 12:26 pm

CaffeineGirl wrote:Theme Camp = Hotel Camp. Check out ratings and reviews on Trip Advisor.

What's the rating for your theme camp?

CaffeineGirl · Post by **CaffeineGirl** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 1:47 pm

Pretty high if you like straight espresso shots in the morning. We even had the PlayaSkool crowd stopping by last year.
However, the required T stake pounding and removal by all camp members seems to keep the riff raff away.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 2:15 pm

http://whatthefuckamibringingtoburningman.com/

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:13 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:http://whatthefuckamibringingtoburningman.com/

IT'S A FUCKING
MOLTEN RECYCLED TEMPLE IN DEEP PLAYA THAT DANCES WITH YOUR DUSTY FACE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO PUFF DADDY

and its going to be epic.

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:59 pm

Dude who set up a sock to sab my ticket request now whining about a poorly run festival. Ha.

Bless · Post by **Bless** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 4:36 pm

Why would you request VIP tickets, if you have no concept of what benefit they might (or might not) provide?

BoyScoutGirl · Post by **BoyScoutGirl** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 6:14 pm

I'm looking for a ticket for myself and 2-8 million of my very closest, dearest friends. Thanks!

Also, Simon, I'm bookmarking that page. It's beautiful.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:18 pm

High-up BM references available on request.

wtf is it with people who HAVE tickets and one week prior to the event, don't have a ride?
you, your monkey hut, three bins. That's a fucking carload. Not a ride.
get your high up friends to get your shit there, they have lots of stuff going that way, I'd guess.
signed - Daughter of Bitchy Fruition

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:37 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:Negative Rampart, playa art installation cannot be moved at this time.

But Dr, Brackett said to get that piece of shit out of his sight! What do we do?

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:27 pm

Call the Autoclub
or start an IV D5W normal saline, then call the Frankencamper to get a 2 1/2" hose and warsh it outa here

Post by **Eric** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:32 pm

Radical Self Rely-on-others

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