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cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:12 pm

Thanks for the smoke. Dah-ling.

*ssssssssssssssuck*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:28 pm

Hey, I'm not Joel, but I'll take his arm....

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:45 pm

i think just for safety, i'm following tisha's advice. back when 'mercury was in retrograde' i ignored that shit and my life blew up.

damn you, sammich, you're getting as bad as stuey. what is this 'rookie' 'lightweight' shit? i'm not that big, ok? jeeeez. ok, so it's true. i'm a cheap date.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:02 pm

i'm a cheap date

the term 'favorable from a cost benefit analysis standpoint' seems a bit less deragotory

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:05 pm

i'm ok with derogatory. remember, i'm a 'terrorist' and 'hatemonger'

Kristines · Post by **Kristines** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:26 pm

I'm at work. I need help with some little things, some big:

* procrastinating
* giving a shit
* feeling like this makes any sense.
* getting some volunteer work done.
* what is for dinner?
* when will a 3 year-10.5 month boy stop shitting his pants?
* How does one recover from three consecutive days of late nights, wild play and karaoke? <--- seems most important now ...
* How do I get my house clean before the house cleaners come? (Pathetic, I know, but you would NOT want to invite even a cleaning crew in after my pack of rabid children -- and me -- (not geeky) churn up the place over a weekend.
* Where is my daughter's library book?
* For that matter, what happened to the screw Geekster lost when he was trying to fix the electric can opener?
* Did the dog pee in the front room again? (He thoroughly enjoyed peeing on the Christmas tree, but now that's out of the living room -- not out of our lives [it's on the front lawn]), but it still smells in there.
* Will my older son get expelled from school for video taping him and his friends pulling pranks -- like tossing a microwave oven, a PC monitor, a bottle of pickle juice and oatmeal -- off the bleachers? Oh yeah, and for letting his friend video some stuff like him (my son) getting beat up after taunting and annoying a person who just *didn't get* his sense of humor)?
* When will I next get laid?
* What will get rid of this malaise, short of a latte run?
* Why can't a person get a beer in here?

Help.

Kristines

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:30 pm

here's your beer, babe.

can i say that most of these questions will float well on Evil Rob and Surly Tart's advice thread? just ask them separately.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:30 pm

Well... here's a beer... can't help you with the rest...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:31 pm

naw, you're just cute

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:31 pm

gigglesnort wrote:Hey, I'm not Joel, but I'll take his arm....

that makes me giggle, giggle...

can I have his left knee?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:31 pm

Damn, Surly... we keep winding up in the same place at the same time... got to be careful in the space/time continuum doing that...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:36 pm

hey... someone used the cute word. *glowering*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:38 pm

I think he was talking about me... tee hee hee...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:40 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:hey... someone used the cute word. *glowering*

would you prefer that we refer to you a "feisty wench suitable for spanking and other activities of which our minds swim with the possibilities" or cute?

Kristines · Post by **Kristines** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:44 pm

[quote="Rian Jackson"]here's your beer, babe.
quote]

oooooooooo that "babe" left me all tingly ...

Can I have another?

K

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:44 pm

Somebody get that man a scotch before he disappears...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:52 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:hey... someone used the cute word. *glowering*
would you prefer that we refer to you a "feisty wench suitable for spanking and other activities of which our minds swim with the possibilities" or cute?

the first option, of course. but then, being all innocent and shit, i don't know what you're talking about. you must remember, i was dubbed a wench back in high school, when i really WAS innccent.

and, kristines babe, another beer for you.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:57 pm

Rian wrote:

i was dubbed a wench back in high school

The word was "wrench" and it was because you were frequently twisted...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:01 pm

nope. wench, straight out of shakespeare.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:12 pm

You would have loved my Falstaff... hell, you've seen my Falstaff...

... ME??...

Not quite what I meant, but, yeah, you qualify...

... Goody!!...

It's not a compliment...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:32 pm

* puuufffff.....hoooooo......

puuuuffffff.........whoooooooo......

puuuuffffff........hhhhhhoooooooooooo.......... *

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:37 pm

puuuuuufffff ......hooooooooooo

puuuuuuuffffff............ hoooooooooooo

puuuuuuuuuuuuffffff..............hoooooooooo

mmmmmmm.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:39 pm

e-liquid refreshment

funny, I've only ever had it in dry form.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:42 pm

I need a drink. a big one.

and a hug. a big one.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:46 pm

one of each for you, babe.
what happened?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:48 pm

just life. nothing I want to talk about, really. just down...

way down...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:48 pm

Hello, all...

What’s that? Needin’ a beer?

Where’s all that Idropped off this morning. Anybody seen it?

Aha!!

*pop*

Glunk, glunk, glunk

fizzle...

Here you go, one English Ale

And one big hug

(Squeeze)

Who else is still hanging round in here anyway?

Oh, I see you've already got one of each... well... now you've got two

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:51 pm

Oh, man..

A hooka!!!

When did that get here?

May I join in the down tempo festivities?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:53 pm

welcome, LCN. pull up a pillow...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:53 pm

chin up y'all

the days are finally getting longer!

that deserves a toast.

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