The Bar

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 12:49 pm

no, no
Nate got me up there for the first time several years ago and we have been co-camp daddies ever since. This year we are both on the fence about going although I think I am leaning more on the yes side than he is. The idea of going up their without him is both frightening and exciting.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 12:51 pm

Will we reach fourteen hundred by 5:00?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:02 pm

Who's been typing cyrilic? because

The newest registered user is Òèøêà

http://eplaya.burningman.org/profile.ph ... ile&u=7774

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:03 pm

hmmm, a beer, please.

no, I take it back. something stronger.

I'm sick of asshole customers.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:23 pm

how about a whiskey with a pilsner back?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:25 pm

GE, after doing years of retail and customer service type jobs I found the best way to deal with assholes is to smile very big and always say "No". As soon as you say yes they feel they can walk on ya and that is where we have to draw the line.

Jason

PS A nice whiskey on the rocks for me please.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:32 pm

THe person who came up with "the customer is always right" derserved to spend eternity having his flesh boiled off. Fully conscious, of course.

Pete's Wicked Ale, please.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:34 pm

I work in customer service all day, and take great delight in explaining, very carefully, and very congenially, why the customer is wrong... Makes my day...

Macallen's, please...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:37 pm

Yeah, I'm just no good with customers. Although, I actually do pretty well with the public on phonecalls, now that I'm not behind a counter and I have other duties.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:40 pm

Oooh! please, allow me.....

{sets a Pete's in front of hte fish, whiskey ontha rocks in front of hte dj, and Macallen's for Mr. Tzu}

And I believe I will have a Pete's meself. Cheers!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:42 pm

fuck them all, folks. fuck them all.

bloody mary, please.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:45 pm

my husband was so mean at lunch. he was making me blush, which i do VERY easily (whether or not i'm remotely humiliated). He even used the 'c' word. I had to kick his ass. Which of course he thought was cuter still. Now he knows that i turn bright red super easily. He's gonna really enjoy tormenting me....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:47 pm

Rian Jackson, I'm so confused. Your husband? You blush easily? I had a whole different perception of you. {pushes blood mary across the bar}

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:51 pm

(M walks in from the snow, stomps off her boots)
Did you guys see that big box out front? It says "Deliver to the Bar".
I wonder what's inside.

(Walks out the door to take a look)

Oh sa-weet! It's one of those Aqua Massage Tables!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:56 pm

[cartman]kick ass[/cartman]

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:00 pm

Stu, will you help me bring it in or do we use the magic wand and get it set up right quick?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:01 pm

gigglesnort wrote:Rian Jackson, I'm so confused. Your husband? You blush easily? I had a whole different perception of you. {pushes blood mary across the bar}

Remember "Invasion of the body snatchers"? This is Rian's life daily

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:05 pm

first of all, playa husband. married for ten days, then the wedding officially wore off. it was a bit of a lark. i'm his second playa wife. he has a girlfriend.

secondly, the blushing thing doesn't necessarily correlate to embarrassment. it's just hardwired, i can't fucking help it.
[wailing]
he called me hot, the bastard. and then he wouldn't stop[/wailing]

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:05 pm

Martiansky wrote:Stu, will you help me bring it in or do we use the magic wand and get it set up right quick?

hitachi?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:06 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:Rian Jackson, I'm so confused. Your husband? You blush easily? I had a whole different perception of you. {pushes blood mary across the bar}
Remember "Invasion of the body snatchers"? This is Rian's life daily ;)

please explain if you're gonna make pop culture references.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:09 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
Martiansky wrote:Stu, will you help me bring it in or do we use the magic wand and get it set up right quick?
hitachi?

EH? No, tha Aqua Massage Table that's in the big box just outside the door flap.....

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:10 pm

Martiansky wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
Martiansky wrote:Stu, will you help me bring it in or do we use the magic wand and get it set up right quick?
hitachi?
EH? No, tha Aqua Massage Table that's in the big box just outside the door flap.....

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:10 pm

I confess here in the bar that my stupid work annoyance, my lack of being able to cope with this lighting, has me saying fuck far more than normal. Soon I am going to have to get my freak on to make this shit work but, first, I need a double, no, a triple Makers Mark and a beer backer now,,, PLEASE!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:10 pm

Martiansky wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
Martiansky wrote:Stu, will you help me bring it in or do we use the magic wand and get it set up right quick?
hitachi?
EH? No, tha Aqua Massage Table that's in the big box just outside the door flap.....

reference to the Hitachi Magic Wand - sex toy of champions.

some o that whiskey, please?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:12 pm

Oh sheesh! I live in a box!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:12 pm

Oh MY, I mean under a rock!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:13 pm

tisha2 wrote:
Martiansky wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote: hitachi?
EH? No, tha Aqua Massage Table that's in the big box just outside the door flap.....
reference to the Hitachi Magic Wand - sex toy of champions.

some o that whiskey, please?

But is it as useful as Heli's magic wand at putting together large furnitures?

And Tish? Whatever that contest is, how to I enter?

Ready for singles, mixed doubles, team . . .

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:14 pm

Martiansky wrote:Oh sheesh! I live in a box!

Carefull, you might be taken for a delivery, unpacked and assembled.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:15 pm

Whisky for me too please! *blushing*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:17 pm

{splashes whiskey into three glasses for hte takers and passes a Pete's along w Ms. Kristine's, resumes polishing the bar top and whistling}