you know you're burnier than thou

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:13 pm

simply because you fucking ARE.

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:14 pm

When you feel the need to start declaring when people are doing it right and wrong.

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:28 pm

When your bags of MOOP glow and blink

marck · Post by **marck** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:51 pm

junglesmacks wrote:When you feel the need to start declaring when people are doing it right and wrong.

Yeah!
(No, wait, I think I do that.)

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:55 pm

marck wrote:
junglesmacks wrote:When you feel the need to start declaring when people are doing it right and wrong.
Yeah!
(No, wait, I think I do that.)

I think we all do from time to time..

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:59 am

...when people ask you about Burning Man you get that glow, your heart swells, visions appear before your eyes and suddenly you can smell the dust again, but what you say is: "It really sucks, don't go."

I haven't gone that far yet, but, oh I have been tempted...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:38 am

you only listen to music with the word "FIRE" in it.

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go ahead, close the doors and windows, unless you want everyone watching you shake that ass.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:36 pm

When you have a defaultia crissis and you don't confide in a Defaltaleno but rather a Burner.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:57 pm

also 2when your confidantes ARE burners.
YKYBTT when you have bullshit hit you in the face AFTER decompression. i'm already over it. I need a vacation.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:57 pm

when after over a decade of experiplayatation you have discovered the perfect menu to insure that you only shit one time the entire week.

hint, it involves bananas, cliff bars, and saltine crackers....

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:02 pm

knowmad wrote:When you have a defaultia crissis and you don't confide in a Defaltaleno but rather a Burner.

Mad points for "Defaltaleno"..

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:02 pm

does the banana need a barbed end, or, do you use a bungee?

MOOP_Czar · Post by **MOOP_Czar** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:12 pm

Did someone say bungee?

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junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:19 pm

I can totally do that..

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:34 pm

moonrise wrote:When your bags of MOOP glow and blink

When your bags & street cans of trash, in defaultia, glow and blink.
(some

of the neighbors are talking!!)

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:46 pm

moonrise wrote:
moonrise wrote:When your bags of MOOP glow and blink
When your bags & street cans of trash, in defaultia, glow and blink.
(some of the neighbors are talking!!)

When you literally have to make a whole separate room in the house JUST for anything having to do with LEDs..

thank god it finally all has a place to go to. the girlfriend was starting to go batty on me sharing the dinner table with it all night after night...

Post by **Savannah** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:47 pm

When you pick up a gallon jug of vinegar at Grocery Outlet, the cashier asks what you're pickling this Autumn, and you say "boots."

Post by **Savannah** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:59 pm

. . . When digging at random through your desk, you find your temporary I.D. from the last time you renewed your driver's license, and it's cause for celebration . . .

Expendable I.D.!!

Yisssssssss.

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 2:08 pm

Savannah wrote:. . . When digging at random through your desk, you find your temporary I.D. from the last time you renewed your driver's license, and it's cause for celebration . . .

Expendable I.D.!!

Yisssssssss.

In 2012:

When you're coming home from BRC and get pulled over, you've got the ID, license and registration; you keep your meds (and original prescription bottles) in plain sight, and you bust the cop for profiling.......

In 2013:

When you're coming home from BRC and you get pulled over, and the cop asks why you're going so slow, and you say, "We're in a work zone, why were you speeding?" and he lets you go as he's clueless.

or, simply when you learn that you have rights that you can assert in the face of pathetic attempts to profile you and bust you.

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:06 pm

Also,

1.When you look at anything in Defaultia and say,

"Oh, that's so last year.........."

2.When you know what 'playadipity' is.......

3. When you prefer Radio Electra or Radio Free Burningman to BMIR.

4. When you stay at camp to watch everybody's stuff because you think the main burn blows, but the Temple is important. <<<REALLY burnier-than-thou stays at camp during both.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:39 pm

the burniest than thouest blow BOTH of them off and are already in Reno enjoying a Monte Cristo and a real shower because they cant stand the shitshow on saturday and sunday any more....they just can't....it makes them violent and misanthropic and quite dangerous to themselves and others.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 6:45 am

You can get a good Monte Cristo in Reno? Where?

cow dog · Post by **cow dog** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:07 am

Gsr coffee shop has great sandwichs

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:45 am

cow dog wrote:Gsr coffee shop has great sandwichs

I had to Google Gsr to figure out what that meant. Grand Sierra Resort. You're welcome.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:27 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:
cow dog wrote:Gsr coffee shop has great sandwichs
I had to Google Gsr to figure out what that meant. Grand Sierra Resort. You're welcome.

Thank you, Doc.
Are you sure that's not Grand sierra resort?

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:00 pm

Grand Sierra Resort used to be the Hilton which used to be Bally's which used to be MGM Grand which used to be a big empty lot

Post by **Eric** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:47 pm

Just don't go to the Grand Sierra after the Burn unless you want to deal with Douchecompression. Daytime is okay, night-time feels like being in the middle of the nastiest "Hipper-Than-Thou" Burning Man Pose-Off. I'm trying very hard not to judge how people Burn, but that doesn't mean I want to spend a night in a hotel full of them once I'm off-playa...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:56 pm

Black Rock Weekly could do a review of hotel/casino decompressions.

Or not.

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 2:34 pm

They're more concerned with what's hot and what's not. Now the Black Rock Beacon might handle such an article. You'd have to ask Mitch.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:08 pm

I am so not going to propose an eplaya rivalry between the two papers.

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