The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:32 pm

ooo...

gross.

sorry for the double post... not sure how that happened...

apologies around the room...

no debates for this grrl, blech.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:46 pm

~bedraggled man enters, dragging left foot & towel, walking backwards~

~dust settles & swirls w/undercurrents~

Um yep. Yes.
Gin on ice, please.

I am Fine thanks.

And you?!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:48 pm

Okay, now I really AM going to leave. Closing up shop here, and heading home. Have a good night, all!

(bye BHA...

)

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:49 pm

Allright time for something special.

Heat of the Heart

2 1/2 oz. Finlandia Vodka
1 oz. Creme de Cassis
1 oz. Dry Vermouth
Dash of Cointreau

Shake with ice and strain into a highball glass. Float Cointreau. Garnish with an orange peel and blackberries

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:56 pm

I'll be back..................... did I sound like governor what's his name.

Later

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:59 pm

Alrighty then.

G'nite Ms. Elsie!

~hops over bar, mixes "Heat of the Heart" per suggestion instead~

Yo, Sandwichman! ~flips free drink token & slides lowball to same~

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:04 pm

nipples wrote:Alrighty then.

G'nite Ms. Elsie!

~hops over bar, mixes "Heat of the Heart" per suggestion instead~

Yo, Sandwichman! ~flips free drink token & slides lowball to same~

Thank you and I am ready for the next drink I think I would like a......

Angel's Lips

3 oz. Benedictine
1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

Pour and stir.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:01 pm

yumm...!! sounds delicious!

you just want one??

g'night GE!! I do have my eye on you...and i like it!!

aahhh....quiet happy hour...think i'll head back to the office and take care of some paperwork...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:02 pm

tisha2 wrote:yumm...!! sounds delicious!

you just want one??

g'night GE!! I do have my eye on you...and i like it!!

aahhh....quiet happy hour...think i'll head back to the office and take care of some paperwork...

Paperwork? Oh my

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:34 pm

I'm with you Spinner. The last thing this bar needs is paperwork. I can see it now. "Do you have a drinking permit? No? Okay, no problem. Fill out these forms (thump!) in triplicate. Take half of them down to center camp and get them stamped at the post office with the green then take them to Camp Tokyo for the blue stamp then bring them back here. Then take the other half over to Camp Berlin for the orange stamp and then back to center camp and leave them at the post office. Fill out a citizenship application while at the post office, get it stamped at Tokyo and bring all remaining paperwork back here. Done? Okay, good, toss all that paper into the burn barrel, here are some marshmallows. Enjoy"

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:37 pm

geekster wrote:I'm with you Spinner. The last thing this bar needs is paperwork. I can see it now. "Do you have a drinking permit? No? Okay, no problem. Fill out these forms (thump!) in triplicate. Take half of them down to center camp and get them stamped at the post office with the green then take them to Camp Tokyo for the blue stamp then bring them back here. Then take the other half over to Camp Berlin for the orange stamp and then back to center camp and leave them at the post office. Fill out a citizenship application while at the post office, get it stamped at Tokyo and bring all remaining paperwork back here. Done? Okay, good, toss all that paper into the burn barrel, here are some marshmallows. Enjoy"

Hey that sounds easier than registering an art car, where do I sign up.

Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with any art car and really am just taking a jab at the big complaint I heard this year

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:54 pm

~ice cold beer slid down planks to me~

Thanks!

~swills beer faster than gravity should allow.. such is his vacumn!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:56 pm

~tapping video-screen of lap dancers on bar~

Any chance we can get the game on this?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:57 pm

Ha ha ha.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:58 pm

I wanna make love.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:00 pm

Oh man. Here comes that girl what do i do?!
~FREEZE~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:01 pm

I think she saw me.

Made eye contact. Seriously, did she look at me?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:01 pm

nipples wrote:I think she saw me.

Made eye contact. Seriously, did she look at me?

That was a mannequin on an art car. I am sorry to be the one to tell you.

Jason

paps · Post by **paps** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:03 pm

Oh yeah.

She's got your ticket punched.

Never mind she is a mannequin, or her eyes of glass.

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:05 pm

I would have thought she was looking at me
except whom am I

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:07 pm

Oh you, too!

Must I remind you, it is all about "me"?!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:08 pm

Yes, thanks.
Bourbon & branchwater, please.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:09 pm

Oh!
And a Screwdriver
(heavy on the screw!)

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:20 pm

Wee-hoo! More Tecate, please. Screw you whoever said it was rattlesnake piss. It's more like gopher piss or something.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:25 pm

Can someone get me that bottle of rot-gut vodka out of the freezer, please? Oh, and a quart of peach smoothy.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:28 pm

Hey Geeker. I say it's crappy drink night in honor of the bullshit metaphors that surround us. No top shelf for me. Nosiree.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:33 pm

A round of Pabst for the house!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:35 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Hey Geeker. I say it's crappy drink night in honor of the bullshit metaphors that surround us. No top shelf for me. Nosiree.

For shitty drink night how about a can of Olympia.

And how about them Red Sox? 2-0 the nails are being driven in the coffin one at a time.

Jason

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:38 pm

Oly! Made by Artesians ... "I seen 'em!"

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:41 pm

Crappy drink night?!

Make mine a slow screw ( I'd rather get it over with FAST, but it is crappy drink night, so let's fuck up tommorrow, too!)

Vodka
Red Stuff
Orange juice